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About The Battalion. (College Station, Tex.) 1893-current | View Entire Issue (Jan. 25, 1939)
I <r_. k ., ;r ’ 1 1 , f YOU HAVE ONLY ONE MOTHER How She Would like Your Photograph; AGGIELAND STUDIO ^Photofcraphs of Dtslinction 4 * Picture Frames Kodak Finbthinic *i. *s * QUICK RECOVERY L |K At m t)inner recently, m man sitting next to a lady to any the leant, inebriated. He leered at her and comment**: r, you’re the ho re 1 lest woman I ever seen!** ^ith a ahow of spirit she replied, “Well, you’re the ikest man I’VE ever seen!* “I know madam,’’ the souse answered, “but I’ll fret over . that in the morning!” Si i | —Oshkosh Ogosh 1 ! \ 4 , >4 r i " -ail The Perfect Ankle-Breakl Boot I ^ Thin is a LuccheM* Boot v ..developed over a t>eno<l of years to meet the de mand by ARRie men for a boot of this type. Al patent baa been applied 4 for on the protean by wblcb the perfect ankle- break is! achieved, and this process can now be used only by the Flint Jail Bird: “What are you in for?** Second Jail Bird: “Rocking my wife to sleep.” First Jail Bird: “But they can’t put you in here for that.** Second Jail Bird *You ain’t seen the sise of them rocka.** —Marion B» kid . Th»* man in the moon isn’t half aa interesting as a lady ia the *un. ti -Ml ! —°HfV | [ .] j | | .V| , t 1 m \ t 1 Lsvssteh: What would you call a man who had been lucky in love? Woman Hatlr: A bachelor. I 1 I ' • Officer—Hey —pull over t* the curb, Udy -•Pid you kno a you were doing seventy-five? Cute She—isn’t it marvelous? And I only learned to drive yesterday. - He:|Do you believe in free love? She: If I don’t you have a hell of a bill ill* LUCCHESE BOOT. CO., Inc. San Antonio. Texas t ’; fl *• Is Cutiei Youc mustache makes me laugh. Beau: Yeah, it tkkles a lot of girls. -d ’J SEE (H R BEAITTIFUL ASSORTMENT . i Tf \ s . • f tr VALENTINES M j i . > Priced @ Ifr to 25c Eachj ALSO C omplete New Stock of School Supplies And UK Stationery f- \ V \ ^ - ; • ] • .1 ‘ ’ V , \ CAMPUS VARIETY STORE * ^ '' j \ • I Mil -, .J' A Aa teaman was pas»ing through a small town and had several hoars to pass away. Seeing one of the native*, he in quired “Any picture show ii\_ town, rey friend?** “Hope; nary a one, stranger.** was the insurer*| I “Any pool room or bowling alley?** • j “None of them either,” came the reply. : “What form of amusement have you'Wte?’* asked the salesman. “Waal, come on down to the drugwtore. Thar's a Freeh - —Oskosh Ogosh iX‘ i /'l - ■ “ , ' L ' * * v nr- \ •f ■' .f . f r • K { : < man home from the university.** A little Canadian hoy had never seen a negro before, so When he saw one he asked his ancle. “Why does that woman black her face?** vj . “She doesn’t, that's her natural color,** was the reply, “is she black like that al) over?** “Why, yes.” said his uncle. The boy looked up beaming. “Gee, uncle * he exclaimed, “y^u know everything, don't you?*** — Submitted by th* late William the Conqueror A X . I if * M ' V j 1! * . * *p ► it v THE BATTALION !l l?r>