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About The Battalion. (College Station, Tex.) 1893-current | View Entire Issue (Jan. 25, 1939)
| t 4 I I J * f * 4 If y The little child W \ sitting de murely on the couch, watching her mother urnofce a cigarette. Her none waa wrinkled and in ier pale blue eyea there waa an *preesion >f childiah diailluaionment, Finally, un- able to aland it any longer, abe burnt out in her quavering falsetto: “Mother, when the bell to learn to inhale?’* are you going Vir| rina Spectator yoer finger to your nc mb Ikey: “Aw, fader, eai fun on my own hook? Ml i irrTi atop putting The demure mask of winsome il^i ocence, slowly ?rnid .^wn the |fl^ e, clinging to the arm of her father As she reach ed the platform before ‘ ^ dainty footi |ruahed a upsetting it She' tooled at the dirt gravely, then raised 1 er large child like eyea to the old mi^iater and paid. 1 ,**n*at*a a hell of a | dace to put a — Ram Bui lea *t I have some —Pell-Mell », her face a A man in the Tei^ell insane asylum sat fishing over a flower bed. * A j vfaiting Texas 17,; man approached, and wishing to bo jolly, lUpBgrked, “How many have J|>u caughtj?** “You’re the nintij/* was the reply. ■routfy*' apeakip^ a zipper is a contraptiop on wbfll both aides aie held apart separately at * once. al-. pHSt ia the same fashion as they are MM- together joint^ -by that which runs ia between aqd hooka them up to one another at the same time. The importance ot the zipper in the daily life of the r o < n college girl is very great. Why,;all over the cam pus girlz are runnteg to their first- hour classes held Mpether by nothing but a cup of coffeA and a tipper on the side. 1 . —Lyre the altar, her potted flower. The street car section “All aboard from the front -Wait!” cried I - jg ; * jm ■ stopped at the inter- ** ye led th< t of U|r car. ed a r femiv the conductor i. feminine voice. Wait until I get my; clothes on.’ The naked girl ca^e down the aiali We had all expectefe a negress with a bundle of laundryt ^ She: M Wh»t wonderfully devalopM arms you have/* Ho: “Yea, I’m a football player. By the way-, were you ewer on a trndlj —Vitginini Bpectatoi n what time is H? can’t tell. There’s two b damn watch an’ I don’t ne to believe. * -4-Rice Owl “Did you ever set! brushes?” •No. why?** j K \ “Well, you better get one and start selling. That's my^husbam at the front door.** “Tight, why ahe'sjao tight that she buys cups that ate p>ugh On the bot tom, ao that whefn y<» i put your spoon in the cup you’ll tbitk there is sugar in it.** 1 I Rare tob<iccoa give BOND STREET; cool... efferent flavor ... aroma even co-eds take to. And anyone can afford BOND STREET . ..fc^n that hard-pressed froth whose t check from home is a couple of days late. Look — Even if you spend plenty for your own Bpeciel pipe-mixture, you generally wind up with a blend comparable to BOND STREET.Yet, BOND STREET kosts only 15fV For a BOND of pleasure trv today! RICH MAN’S PIPE-TOBACCO AT COLLEGE MAN’S PRICE I TV kb. is a peculiar proposition. Of no use to one, it is absolute bliss far two. The small boy gets it for nothing, the young men hjMT to steal it, and the old man Ms to buy it. It ia |flM baby's i ight, the lover's privilege, and the hypocrite’s mask To the young girl of faith, to the Making love ia ill you need is a HttL of applesauce. I if T ’W l ' making pie. All crust and a lot /■HjlT fi’ i‘l ' i —Humbug. \ to the old maid, charity. lit 111 it ia the symbol woman, hope Covered Wagon Justice: Where witnesses and let bail. E - ; .i- lock up the prisoner out on I