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About The Battalion. (College Station, Tex.) 1893-current | View Entire Issue (Jan. 25, 1939)
. 11 want a permit 14 shoot on »iffht | Hhnaaall/» fraatent boob; | No death is too rile for the nuy who lanes The cap to the toothpaste tube. i~» Panther r She was only the coal man's daughter, but oh, where Kh.- had bin. fr . In . 'ii ’ * -MGar»oyle > If - to dall you Pilicrim ' FN* 1 .1 , I'i • Young Appealing Ijiss: **rm gxnng fpobi now on." Hopeful Young Lad: “Why Pilgrim?” | > Young Appealing Lass: “Because each time I go with you. you make more progreaa,” Penney’s January Bargain Days i if PenneyJanuary Bargain Uawi are your opportunity to nave. Sharp reductiona in ail winter merchandise are in order. * Men's Suita (about 50), $14.00 each Men's Sweaters, reduced $5* Men's Overcoats, reduced 25 r J { ■ I * C. Penney Company, Inc. 44 Aggie Economy Center" Bryan, Texas ' ' He: That's • nice looking formal you am Shi Thanks, 1 only wear it to teas. jg Dodo He: Whom ? !i- ■ *1 m Judging women, by their clothes (And, after all, that's all that shows). Their outward garb of elegance Reveals a low intelligence The things they wear ms shoes, for Isstsnwi j (Explains a woman's inconpistence); There are no heels, there are no toes. It's fashion, *ure, But why? Who known? The less there Is, the more they pay; j Just how doeh that make sense, I say! A woman’s ehapeau is a mystery j ;*j (The thing all women try to be). In theory, bata are for the head; A prosaic Idea—so women instead 4 .Wear a basket.; a turnip, or flower pot— Just so it looks like something it's not! 1 A dress or a frock is a matter of taste . (Reflecting itself on the figure it's placed), But the mirror of vanity never divulges Where a sise sixteen on a forty-eight bulges And a gown that’s designed for s tall, dark, and slipi Ii a model that every sise tries to fit ip. Judging women by their ckithes. ! (A common measure, goodness known!) > Tbu<r tMaMPt seems low -but then « • Don’t women dress to please the mean? *1 Let’s KAT . ; T | At p ’ * Van Noy’s .511 A FINER PLACU TO EAT Si ' fl 1 VAN PM East (Jate of ( amg^pi, -CJordon Steed man ('haparral e' i 1 i 11 Wi I' P “ irthritis, hay fevei Are dreadful afflictions, alas; r But thc|y. hardly compare - To the pain one must bear With Insomnia during a class. . MP h : ■! —G. L. Joyner: “My wife explored my pocketa again last night.” Slink: “What did she get?" Joyner: “Same as any other explorer,' material for a JANUARY. 1939 ' I It f ’ M .i r -l if? GET REG ! Cl \jook Your Bent For The it : ■ . FINAL EXAMS A Haircut Will Htlp Your Appearance . I i f j ' — Y. M. C. A. — * . 4 SHOP ,s» -I t