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day • March 26, 1998 The Battalion iGlELIFE h By Quatro .it champing as the Hippocratic oath, BINARY SCHOOL GRAPUATES MUST UNPERQO motiiz.AVION OF THE HIPPOPOTAM/C OATH. I Afrit: f;nts c- Vaynei land Hit of E it we Hall |tn‘' ll^S Sir, JJHH D<D l Q-ct An , 'F , ’ontH\& paper? i THowht I It HAS PRETTM |St»T>! L/ H SEE, Berc’S IT WooldH'-t 6e A "&ooi> ice a" it feiooip 6e A "W&u. ioea." 5; iel & Lewis i the i..—....i |o of: IS THE DAY M AGGIES WILL AL HUNT>REX>S nzie battalions to It)- THE /AOMoPoeY Pieces i ms \de. r ...FURTNEKNORE, I PROMISE TO SPAY ANP NEUTER AU. MY' PATIENTS WITH THE UTMOST CARE ANO... HOLD ON A MINUTE- l KNOW THIS NEXT PART , X SWEAR... ) By JED A*4D tHGSe S.CNTgNce'. SHoulph'-t iAalk, tHen SHOULD ROM. ON AND ON MO ON. <SeTRiDOF Trtese Pe&KA Beniot>5 ^ All MB LIFE I've DReAMED OF AN eM6tUSH pRof tAlTH A fading,' LeVet. SiLLH Bom, IT'S NOT "0NF0COS IT'S ”INF6C0s" fzr By Nell YOU 5U0OLD b6 ASHAlAETi ' OF 'fOORSCLVESL YOU rFHCWLD PlCR UP THE BAT-r Fop. ITS INSIGHTFUL- ARTICLES AMD WtAftAOUS CofMC STRaPS ^ ^ tJ j~ ■ So IN oRCGR to COf^ETE FOE YoyR , VALUABLE ATTc Ntio/J, uc also offer YOU FREE T-ooO. OUST USE THE CouPOKJ TO THE RIGHT. r 15 ^ [free] FRIES j I wnew You pick UP A | j HAMBuEGrER- | IK) SBISPk i I i | EXPIRES » Ll 0 iL liL J2L. _ Traditions Council Presents: '' How the Past creates the present, opening up the Archives of Texas A&M University”. Featuring Dr. David Chapman Thursday March 26, 1998 at 7:00 p.m. in Rudder Theatre Free Admission Join us in learning the fascinating history of Texas A&M from one of the leading experts on A&M history. Visit us at www.nis.com/traditions-council. & $.±01=^1 Post Oak Mall Tue-Sat • 9pm • No Cover KARAOKE Great music and a rockin' good time! Buy 1, Getl Id r J =1 =« Food Specials Tue-Thur • ALL DAY If You Have Something To Sell, Remember: The Battalion Classifieds Can Do It Call 845-0569 Encore wm/mm .v..f rJP7T- v ^v . —. ■— - r k Y<?u have to see it* to believe it! ‘uii U L" LJlLL L ‘lILLL LidJ.1 I, | C OPAS presents Cleveland San Jose Ballet ISa S: • !’ :.-L I ZM- -^5,; HHP1 . I * fWm& " 1 THF IT! T\ 5- s N: 5 TKIP il / msFS r\ - '|T OI ^' ”‘S C' Q J w wSl t o E | - f 1^ I—® - 11\| F ' ND 1 RUE« TTI FRF TO Directed and Choreographed Scenery and Costumes Dennis Nahat Bob Mackie Danced to the Original Master Recordings of Elvis Presley | ALSO ON THE PROGRAM QUICKSILVER (NAHAT/MENDELSOHN) [ Elvis and Elvis Presley are registered trademarks of Elvis Presley Enterprises, Inc. Original Elvis Presley master recordings used by special arrangements with RCA/BMG Music. irch 31 - April 4 dder Auditorium Cj| 845-1234 Soutku/est r SC •PAS See people you know get hypnotized, see hypnotized volunteers sing like their favorite star. See your friends act like their favorite comedian. Girls, see guys from the audience turn into sexy male exotic dancers. Better yet.... Volunteer to get hypnotized, " It's a Blast." Women will be treated as ladies. Guys, you'll be on your own. Thursday, March 26th 2 shows: 9:00 & 11:00 p.m. Opera & Performing) Arts Society Because there's so many reasons to make good grades < >0 The week of March 29- April 2 Accf 229 Cassidy Part 1 Fri Mar 27 <jf>m-9pm Part li Sat Mar 28 I pm-4pm Part III Sun Mar 29 4pm-7pm Acct 229 Shomaker Parr 1 Sat Mar 28 Ipni-4pm Part 11 Mon Mar 30 6pm-9pm Part III Mon Mar 30 L 9pm-12am Part III 1 Tue Mar 31 6pm-9pm Econ 202 Allen Test Review Sun Mar 29 7pnt-I0pm Bana 303 HayleH Part 1 Mon Mar 30 t Opm-1 am Puri II Tue Mar 31 ! Opm-tarn Parf III Wed Apr 1 8pm-!lpm Bana 305 Shetty Part I Mon Mar 30 Spm-8pni Part II Tue Mar 31 5pm-8pm Part III Wed Apr I 5pm-8pm Bana 305 Stein Parti Sun Mar 29 8pm-1 Opm Part II Mon Mar 30 8pm.10pm Part HI Tue Mar 31 8pm-1 Opm Mfjmt 363 Review Session includes self review packet Review Session Mon Mar 30 fipm-8pm Tickets go on sale Sunday 3 p.m. 4.0 & Go 1* located om the comer of SW Pkwy and Tx Ave, behind KFC next to Lack's Question: How many ears does an earthworm have? (First 5 to cal! with answer get free review!) Answer appears Jhursaay Last week's answer: Electric eels wont go near Padre. They are fresh water fish, and would snorr- circuir in salt water. 696-TUTOR (8886) 4.0 & GO V [?■ 22 SILL JUudeeuae/.- TAMII Look for our ads in the Batt on Mondays Sdhursdays