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Traditions Council Presents:
'' How the Past creates the present, opening up the
Archives of Texas A&M University”.
Featuring Dr. David Chapman
Thursday March 26, 1998 at 7:00 p.m.
in Rudder Theatre
Free Admission
Join us in learning the fascinating history of
Texas A&M from one of the
leading experts on A&M history.
Visit us at www.nis.com/traditions-council.
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See your friends act like their favorite comedian. Girls, see guys from the audience turn into
sexy male exotic dancers. Better yet.... Volunteer to get hypnotized, " It's a Blast."
Women will be treated as ladies. Guys, you'll be on your own.
Thursday, March 26th
2 shows: 9:00 & 11:00 p.m.
Opera & Performing) Arts Society
Because there's so
many reasons to
make good grades <
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The week of March 29- April 2
Accf 229
Cassidy
Part 1
Fri Mar 27
<jf>m-9pm
Part li
Sat Mar 28
I pm-4pm
Part III
Sun Mar 29
4pm-7pm
Acct 229
Shomaker
Parr 1
Sat Mar 28
Ipni-4pm
Part 11
Mon Mar 30
6pm-9pm
Part III
Mon Mar 30 L
9pm-12am
Part III
1 Tue Mar 31
6pm-9pm
Econ 202
Allen
Test Review
Sun Mar 29
7pnt-I0pm
Bana 303
HayleH
Part 1
Mon Mar 30
t Opm-1 am
Puri II
Tue Mar 31
! Opm-tarn
Parf III
Wed Apr 1
8pm-!lpm
Bana 305
Shetty
Part I
Mon Mar 30
Spm-8pni
Part II
Tue Mar 31
5pm-8pm
Part III
Wed Apr I
5pm-8pm
Bana 305
Stein
Parti
Sun Mar 29
8pm-1 Opm
Part II
Mon Mar 30
8pm.10pm
Part HI
Tue Mar 31
8pm-1 Opm
Mfjmt 363
Review Session
includes self
review packet
Review Session
Mon Mar 30
fipm-8pm
Tickets go on sale Sunday 3 p.m.
4.0 & Go 1* located om the comer of SW Pkwy and Tx Ave, behind KFC next to Lack's
Question:
How many ears
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earthworm have?
(First 5 to cal!
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review!)
Answer appears Jhursaay
Last week's answer: Electric eels
wont go near Padre. They are
fresh water fish, and would snorr-
circuir in salt water.
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