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\ Page 4 The Battalion Monday, April 27, The Battalion Classified Ads Phone: 845-0569 / Office: Room 015 (basement) Reed McDonald Building AGGIE 1 WANT ADS $10 for 20 words running 5 days, if your merchandise is priced $1000 or less (price must appear in ad). For private individuals, not businesses. Guaran teed results or you get an additional 5 days at no charge. If item doesn't sell, advertiser must call before 11 a.m. on the day the ad is schedule to end to qualify for the 5 additional insertions at no charge. Business Hours 8 a.m. - 5 p.m. Monday through Friday I'Master Card 1 J accepted Help Wanted Skin Infection Study Volunteers needed for Skin Infection Research Study comparing two antibiotics (one of which is an investigational drug.) Infection must be culturable. Qualifying infections include: infected blisters, earlobes, boils, fingernails, infected cuts, scrapes and insect bites. Call to see if eligible. Eligible volunteers will be compensated. Strep Throat study Volunteers needed for Strep Throat Study comparing two antibiotics (one is an investigational drug.) Qualifying symptoms include at least two of the following: Sore Throat, Difficulty Swallowing, Swollen Glands and Fever. Rapid strep test will be done free of charge to confirm diagnosis. Eligible volunteers will be compensated. G&S Studies • Close to Cam 846-5933 pus Roommate Wanted Roommate needed for summer. 2-bdrm duplex, $200mth., 1/2 bills. Call after 5pm 822-0462. Computers COMPUTER ACCESS. Books, software, service and computers 809 So . TX Ave. Across from TAMU (next to Red Lobster) 764-1136. Adoption Warm, loving, professional couple longs to adopt new born. We promise a caring, happy home filled w/music/ warmth, quality education, full-time mom. Confidential/ Legal Call Nancy collect 919-942-9666. New England country home, love of outdoors, large family and pets await your baby. A loving couple will provide a lifetime of laughter, security and LOTS OF LOVE. Please call collect Ken & Ann (802) 235-2312. Roommate Wanted Male student summer/fall housing. Very affordable. Utili- ties paid, furnished. Call 693-5767 or 764-8441. Female Roommate needed to share 2bd/2ba for summer only. Call Laura 693-9379. Great accommodations. For Lease A&M PRE-LAW MAJORS Interested in a summer internship to develop courtroom skills and help pay for law school? TAMU students last summer made approximately $5,600 for a 13 week summer. Qualifications 1) Entire summer must be free from restrictions like essential summer school, ROTC, etc. 2) Must be willing to work outside of College Station. 3) Should be able to demonstrate a financial need. For more information call: 1-800-234-3269 THE SOUTHWESTERN COMPANY WOODBROOK CONDO 2 bedroom, 2,1/2 bath, living room,dining room, central ac, wet bar, fireplace and bus route. Call (713) 360-5419 EAST GALVESTON CONDO On beach, faces Gulf, 7th floor, pool, tennis, security, & cable. Call Vargas - Class *54 (713) 643-8881 STUDENTS NEED A JOB THIS SUMMER? Earn $600 to $800 per month as a route carrier for the Flouston Chronicle. Job requires working early morning hours and a gas allowance is provided. If interested call James at 693-7815 or Julian at 693-2323 for appointment. Summer Camp Counselors, Administrative Staff, Nurses, and lifeguards needed for girls’ resident camps near Athens, Texas and on Lake Texoma. For more informa tion, call Janis Hunt (214) 823-1342 or 1-800-442-2260. EOE. JOBS IN KUWAIT TAX FREE. Construction workers $75,000.00. Engineering $200,000.00. Oil field workers $100.000.00. Call 1-602-837-9554 ext. 609. SUMMER IN EUROPE FROM $277 each way on dis counted scheduled airlines to Europe from AUSTIN. Call (800) 325-2026. Summer childcare needed part-time. In my home. Two boys. Will schedule around your classes. $4.00/hr. 693- 0736. Interested in sales and marketing? Special undergrad program offers college credit and approximately $450+ week. Call 1-800-234-3269. THE SOUTHWESTERN COMPANY. Schulman 6 Theatres is now hiring! All positions available including manager trainee. Apply in person at Manor East III Theatre. M-W8am-12pm. A director needed for non-profit organization. Requires BS in sociology or psychology. Resumes in person to 3130 East 29th Suite A 175. Help wanted: Student to clean house Fridays, $5.00/hr. Three references. Leave message 775-4115. Need 10 students with ranch or construction experience to work May 15 to May 31st in exchange for summer apart ment rent. Apply at Academic Village 3900 Old College Road. Bryan from 1 to 5, M-F. 846-9196. Student couple needed for summer to assist with ranch activities. Housing and salary provided. Send Information to 1300 Walton C.S. 77840, Mechanic ASE certified or equivalent. Full or part-time. Flexible hours. Salary/comrrrission. Apply at Piper's Chevron the corner of University and TX Ave. CRUISE LINE Entry level onboard/landside positions available; year-round & summer. (813) 229-5478. EARN CASH! $110/MTH. AND UP. Be a plasma donor! Safe and easy procedure provides guaranteed income. Join thousands of A&M students as regular donors. WESTGATE PLASMA CENTER 4223 Wellborn Road 846-8855. ALASKA SUMMER EMPLOYMENT - Fisheries. Earn $5,000+/month. Free transportation! Room & Board. Over 8,000 Openings. No experience necessary. Male or Female. For employment program call Student Employ- ment Services at 1-206-545-4155 ext. 1601. Dependable people for Houston Post route $400-$900 a/ month. Early morning 846-2911, 846-1253. Healthy males wanted as semen donors. Help infertile couples. Confidentiality ensured. Ethnic diversity desir able. Ages 18-35, excellent compensation. Contact Fairfax Cryobank, 1121 Briarcrest Suite 101, 776-4453. For Rent COTTON VILLAGE APTS. Ltd. Snook, Texas $0 w/RA $224-$360 for 1 bdrm. $0 w/RA $280-$481 for 2 bdrm. Call 846-8878, 774-0773 a/5 p.m. Equal Opportunity Housing/Handicapped Accessible TIRED OF APARTMENT LIVING? Nice 3bd/1ba homes, W/D connections, CA/H, fenced, close to shuttle, lawn care. Call Buddy 696-2204. Wanted WANTED! Working and non-working TVs and VCRS. 1207 Antone 822-5893. , Services NOTES-N-QUOTES Typing, Resume, & Editing Service. Call us Now 846-2255, FAX 846-2985 Professional Word Processing Resume Services Reports & Merge Letters Typist available 7 days a week ON THE DOUBLE 113 COLLEGE MAIN 846-3755 PROTUTORS-GROUP CHEMISTRY 101,102 REVIEW TONIGHT. CALL 775-2600. MAKE STRAIGHT A’S Learn secrets teachers don't know. Guaranteed. Free Details 1-800-880-4636. CYBERGENICS TOTAL BODYBUILDING SYSTEM $99.99. LOWEST PRICES ON ALL BRANDS OF SPORTS SUPPLEMENTS. 693-1236. $1.00 PER PAGE TYPING LASER PRINTED. CALL EDITING SERVICES 764-7191. Experienced librarian will do library research for you. Call 272-3348. AAA DEFENSIVE DRIVING. Ticket dismissal, Insurance discount. Mon-Tue (6-10 p.m ), W-Th. (6-10 p.m.,Fri.(6- 10 p.m.) Sat., (8-12 noon), Sat. (8-4:30 p.m..). $20.00/per class. 411 TX Ave. S 693-1322. Gun Club ARROWHEAD GUN CLUB. Non-members welcome. Skeet-Pistol-Trap-RifleRanges. OpenTues-Sun, 10a.m. Hwy. 6 S. 1/4 mile past Texas World Speedway. 690- 0276. For Sale 1985 Chevy Cavalier maroon $800 or o.b.o. After 5:00 p.m. 260-9889. 1989 Nissan Sentra 2-door, 4-speed, 54K, excellent con- dition $4000 693-1019. Table with four chairs for $30.00. Matching sofa and loveseat $45.00. Four-door Chester drawers $25.00. 764- 9605. Smith Corona word processor; like new $175. Call Lisa 693-3986. BIKE OR WALK to TAMU Houses for sale $30,000 - $60,000, FINANCING AVAILABLE. Call 696-1444. 86 Honda Spree, good condition. Must see 776-8800. Ninja EX-250 1988. Excellentcondition$1850. 764-2158 Sergio. Sofa sleeper matching chair, coffee and end table all $75.00. Console stereo for $25.00 823-8286. 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Sublease 2bd/2ba, microwave, dishwasher, laundry room, on shuttle bus route $20/mth. + Summer sublease apartment 2bd/2ba $400/mth. Close to campus 693-9f93. SUMMER SUBLEASE-1BDM. Sevilla Apartments, pool, volleyball. $220.mth. 696-9436 Sublease for summer luxury 2b/2ba condo, on route, fenced yard, $525/mth. Call 696-1384 Summer months Only! Sutter's Mill Condo 2bdr/1,1 /2bth. washer/dryer, furn/unfurn., on shuttle route. Great condi- tlon! $550/mth, 696-0943. Preleasing Now! 2 bedroom for 2 people, starting June 1 st for 12 months $305.00.unfurnished, $355furnished. 846- 1413. 1ba/1ba apartments, on shuttle, quiet, pool, low bills, pets welcome. Great for. grad/vet. students. Clark and Wyndham 846-4384. APARTMENT AVAILABLE FOR SUMMER SUBLEASE. 2b/1,1/2ba, unfurnished, $395/mth. 307-D Manuel Drive. College Station 693-9902. YOUR BEST HOUSING VALUE 1670 sq. ft . 4bd/2ba , two 1/2 bathrooms at Sundance Apartments with great rooms, wet bar, FF refrigerator, W/D connections, ceiling fans, intrusion alarms, pool and park. Call Sandra 696- 9638. Announcements MAY GRADS If _you ordered a 1992 Aggieland and will not be on campus next fall to pick it up, you can have it mailed. You should stop by room 015 (basement) of the Deed McDonald Building between 8:30 a.m. and 4:30 p.m. Monday through Friday and pay a $5 mailing and handling fee. Defunds will not be made on Aggieland yearbooks not picked, up within one semester of the publication date. Advertise an item in the Battalion. Spade Phillips, P.l. by Matt Kowals ■,,„j85t lofek $pad£ Revealed wnm- fME'D Built Poun uj Hi5 TVKememt... Botfr.' Ncn-fl 6i/wr ^ INFUTASlE u>6M/W.' ^bc6H, IT Looks Z.iLF/1 GMNT INFLATABLE WC/H/W... X mean... iJM... IOKEmTHC UbffT HTS /TJlKT RifotfC.. ftwp...ybo'R£ Sou/ntujg. SoRTA^oksy, < » Aorh-.. 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Bad jokes or not, spectators flock to the contest that last year drew a crowd of nearly 2,000. They have groan to love it. "It's jest for a wordy cause," explains a flier from the O. Henry Museum, which will hold the 15th annual pun and games on May 3. The Pun-Off, one of Austin's more whimsical cultural events, really is for a worthy cause. The contest is sponsored by Friends of the O. Henry Museum and PUNY (Punsters United Near ly Yearly). It helps raise funds for the museum, which is housed in the cottage that was home to au thor William Sydney Porter — better known as O. Henry — dur ing part of his time in Austin dur ing the 1880s and 1890s. Valerie Bennett, museum cura tor, said O. Henry displayed a great sense of humor in his stories. She also points to the witticism in his "Rolling Stone" newspaper, published while he lived in Austin. So the pun competition is a nat ural for the museum, she said. "It started out in fun and just grew and grew and grew. Last year, we had an attendance of about 2,000. We're attracting peo ple from all over the country," she said. Bennett said punsters enjoy the contest because the form is not al ways welcomed elsewhere. "The people who are involved. there's a camaraderie Iha don't know if it's becauselhti not appreciated at home on! she said. She said pun contestolfic spend all year getting read) the surprisingly popularevat "I think it has something ti with the atmosphere of Auit Bennett said. "Austinisa where people are reallylte lively ami like such events. Hundreds of spectators,n«: of whom spread out blad der trees on the museuraV lawn, attend the compett where punupsmanshipisllif der of the day and lowed. "It's not a big moneys Our prize package for then: is dinner for two and a movie et. People are there for thegloi) it," explained formerchampi punster Gary Hallock. United Way Affiliates Report Little Damagi By The Associated Press Most United Way affiliates say they haven't been seriously hurt by stories about the Concorde- and-limousine lifestyle of William Aramony, former head of the charity's umbrella group. Affiliates across the country are taking no chances, though. From Richmond, Va., to Anchorage, Alaska, they have been taking pains to distance themselves from the national organization's head quarters in Alexandria, Va. And they're waiting anxiously to see what will happen in their next fund-raising campaigns, most of which won't be until fall. "We're concerned," said Mary Ruth Austin, spokeswoman for the United Way of Greater Tampa Bay Inc. in Florida. "We've had some donor cancellations and we've spent a good deal of time addressing some legitimate ques tions from donors about what we're doing with the money we take in." Of more than 50 United Way affiliates surveyed by The Associ ated Press last week, only a few reported a significant decline in donations since Aramony signed under fire in February. Officials of many charitiest depend on United Waysimili said they have noticed no in® ate backlash from reportsat» Aramony, who earned year, traveled on the Concoi and was chauffeured limousines. The United Way of Aimoj which Aramony headed, isan® brella organization thatservesii lobbying, research, advertisi and planning arm for 2,1001k affiliates. Quei second < highligh players playing true Sun The Coryatt 19 Dr top pick ton. He an Aggi the draft picked s< A&\ was sele as the 1! Defensn was take Tampa I pick ovi Grooms geles Ra Tr, nee , r ful [ Last pull uT* TUTOTCIT^ Mon. 4/27 Tues. 4/28 Wed. 4/29 Thur. 4/30 Sal. 5/2 Phys 201 4pm-6pm Ch. 20&21 Pinal Exam Review Test l Material Final Exam Review . 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