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Monday, April 27,
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Roommate needed for summer. 2-bdrm duplex, $200mth.,
1/2 bills. Call after 5pm 822-0462.
Computers
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computers 809 So . TX Ave. Across from TAMU (next to
Red Lobster) 764-1136.
Adoption
Warm, loving, professional couple longs to adopt new
born. We promise a caring, happy home filled w/music/
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call collect Ken & Ann (802) 235-2312.
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Male student summer/fall housing. Very affordable. Utili-
ties paid, furnished. Call 693-5767 or 764-8441.
Female Roommate needed to share 2bd/2ba for summer
only. Call Laura 693-9379. Great accommodations.
For Lease
A&M PRE-LAW MAJORS
Interested in a summer internship to develop courtroom
skills and help pay for law school? TAMU students last
summer made approximately $5,600 for a 13 week summer.
Qualifications
1) Entire summer must be free from restrictions like
essential summer school, ROTC, etc.
2) Must be willing to work outside of College Station.
3) Should be able to demonstrate a financial need.
For more information call: 1-800-234-3269
THE SOUTHWESTERN COMPANY
WOODBROOK
CONDO
2 bedroom, 2,1/2 bath,
living room,dining room,
central ac, wet bar,
fireplace and bus route.
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EAST GALVESTON
CONDO
On beach, faces Gulf, 7th floor,
pool, tennis, security, & cable.
Call Vargas - Class *54
(713) 643-8881
STUDENTS
NEED A
JOB THIS SUMMER?
Earn $600 to $800 per month
as a route carrier for the
Flouston Chronicle. Job requires
working early morning hours
and a gas allowance is provided.
If interested call James
at 693-7815 or Julian at
693-2323 for appointment.
Summer Camp Counselors, Administrative Staff, Nurses,
and lifeguards needed for girls’ resident camps near
Athens, Texas and on Lake Texoma. For more informa
tion, call Janis Hunt (214) 823-1342 or 1-800-442-2260.
EOE.
JOBS IN KUWAIT TAX FREE. Construction workers
$75,000.00. Engineering $200,000.00. Oil field workers
$100.000.00. Call 1-602-837-9554 ext. 609.
SUMMER IN EUROPE FROM $277 each way on dis
counted scheduled airlines to Europe from AUSTIN. Call
(800) 325-2026.
Summer childcare needed part-time. In my home. Two
boys. Will schedule around your classes. $4.00/hr. 693-
0736.
Interested in sales and marketing? Special undergrad
program offers college credit and approximately $450+
week. Call 1-800-234-3269. THE SOUTHWESTERN
COMPANY.
Schulman 6 Theatres is now hiring! All positions available
including manager trainee. Apply in person at Manor East
III Theatre. M-W8am-12pm.
A director needed for non-profit organization. Requires
BS in sociology or psychology. Resumes in person to
3130 East 29th Suite A 175.
Help wanted: Student to clean house Fridays, $5.00/hr.
Three references. Leave message 775-4115.
Need 10 students with ranch or construction experience to
work May 15 to May 31st in exchange for summer apart
ment rent. Apply at Academic Village 3900 Old College
Road. Bryan from 1 to 5, M-F. 846-9196.
Student couple needed for summer to assist with ranch
activities. Housing and salary provided. Send Information
to 1300 Walton C.S. 77840,
Mechanic ASE certified or equivalent. Full or part-time.
Flexible hours. Salary/comrrrission. Apply at Piper's
Chevron the corner of University and TX Ave.
CRUISE LINE Entry level onboard/landside positions
available; year-round & summer. (813) 229-5478.
EARN CASH! $110/MTH. AND UP. Be a plasma donor!
Safe and easy procedure provides guaranteed income.
Join thousands of A&M students as regular donors.
WESTGATE PLASMA CENTER 4223 Wellborn Road
846-8855.
ALASKA SUMMER EMPLOYMENT - Fisheries. Earn
$5,000+/month. Free transportation! Room & Board.
Over 8,000 Openings. No experience necessary. Male or
Female. For employment program call Student Employ-
ment Services at 1-206-545-4155 ext. 1601.
Dependable people for Houston Post route $400-$900 a/
month. Early morning 846-2911, 846-1253.
Healthy males wanted as semen donors. Help infertile
couples. Confidentiality ensured. Ethnic diversity desir
able. Ages 18-35, excellent compensation. Contact
Fairfax Cryobank, 1121 Briarcrest Suite 101, 776-4453.
For Rent
COTTON VILLAGE APTS. Ltd.
Snook, Texas
$0 w/RA $224-$360 for 1 bdrm.
$0 w/RA $280-$481 for 2 bdrm.
Call 846-8878, 774-0773 a/5 p.m.
Equal Opportunity Housing/Handicapped Accessible
TIRED OF APARTMENT LIVING? Nice 3bd/1ba homes,
W/D connections, CA/H, fenced, close to shuttle, lawn
care. Call Buddy 696-2204.
Wanted
WANTED! Working and non-working TVs and VCRS.
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846-2255, FAX 846-2985
Professional Word Processing
Resume Services
Reports & Merge Letters
Typist available 7 days a week
ON THE DOUBLE
113 COLLEGE MAIN 846-3755
PROTUTORS-GROUP CHEMISTRY 101,102 REVIEW
TONIGHT. CALL 775-2600.
MAKE STRAIGHT A’S Learn secrets teachers don't
know. Guaranteed. Free Details 1-800-880-4636.
CYBERGENICS TOTAL BODYBUILDING SYSTEM
$99.99. LOWEST PRICES ON ALL BRANDS OF SPORTS
SUPPLEMENTS. 693-1236.
$1.00 PER PAGE TYPING LASER PRINTED. CALL
EDITING SERVICES 764-7191.
Experienced librarian will do library research for you. Call
272-3348.
AAA DEFENSIVE DRIVING. Ticket dismissal, Insurance
discount. Mon-Tue (6-10 p.m ), W-Th. (6-10 p.m.,Fri.(6-
10 p.m.) Sat., (8-12 noon), Sat. (8-4:30 p.m..). $20.00/per
class. 411 TX Ave. S 693-1322.
Gun Club
ARROWHEAD GUN CLUB. Non-members welcome.
Skeet-Pistol-Trap-RifleRanges. OpenTues-Sun, 10a.m.
Hwy. 6 S. 1/4 mile past Texas World Speedway. 690-
0276.
For Sale
1985 Chevy Cavalier maroon $800 or o.b.o. After 5:00
p.m. 260-9889.
1989 Nissan Sentra 2-door, 4-speed, 54K, excellent con-
dition $4000 693-1019.
Table with four chairs for $30.00. Matching sofa and
loveseat $45.00. Four-door Chester drawers $25.00. 764-
9605.
Smith Corona word processor; like new $175. Call Lisa
693-3986.
BIKE OR WALK to TAMU Houses for sale $30,000 -
$60,000, FINANCING AVAILABLE. Call 696-1444.
86 Honda Spree, good condition. Must see 776-8800.
Ninja EX-250 1988. Excellentcondition$1850. 764-2158
Sergio.
Sofa sleeper matching chair, coffee and end table all
$75.00. Console stereo for $25.00 823-8286.
MUST SELL! 1984 Mazda RX-7 GSL-SE; 5-speed, black
with leather interior, tinted glass, sunroof, A/C, power
windows, 4-speaker, AM/FM stereo. Call 823-4967.
Raleigh Technium City sport 18-speed. Great for street
riding and curb jumping. $165. Call 764-7282.
Full size 9 mth. old bed. Need to sell by May 12. $125 or
best offer. Call Chris 846-6141
A.K.C. Chow puppy, red champion bloodline $200. Call
696-3096.
Near mint comics for sale! Up to 75% off! 696-9221.
Loft for sale 1 semester old $200 or o.b.o. Rob 847-1882.
FARMS AND RANCHES
143 Acres or will divide Long mountain near Sugar Loaf
Mountain, overlooks River Valley 30 miles N.W Bryan.
Beautiful homesites, large pecan and oak trees, deer,
squirrel, springs, minerals. Terms $975 acre Gray & Gray
Real Estate 713-473-0793 or appointment by grand
daughters both A&M seniors. Brandi 409-693-5362 and
Katherine 409-693-7477.
Sublease 2bd/2ba, microwave, dishwasher, laundry room,
on shuttle bus route $20/mth. +
Summer sublease apartment 2bd/2ba $400/mth. Close to
campus 693-9f93.
SUMMER SUBLEASE-1BDM. Sevilla Apartments, pool,
volleyball. $220.mth. 696-9436
Sublease for summer luxury 2b/2ba condo, on route,
fenced yard, $525/mth. Call 696-1384
Summer months Only! Sutter's Mill Condo 2bdr/1,1 /2bth.
washer/dryer, furn/unfurn., on shuttle route. Great condi-
tlon! $550/mth, 696-0943.
Preleasing Now! 2 bedroom for 2 people, starting June 1 st
for 12 months $305.00.unfurnished, $355furnished. 846-
1413.
1ba/1ba apartments, on shuttle, quiet, pool, low bills, pets
welcome. Great for. grad/vet. students. Clark and
Wyndham 846-4384.
APARTMENT AVAILABLE FOR SUMMER SUBLEASE.
2b/1,1/2ba, unfurnished, $395/mth. 307-D Manuel Drive.
College Station 693-9902.
YOUR BEST HOUSING VALUE 1670 sq. ft . 4bd/2ba ,
two 1/2 bathrooms at Sundance Apartments with great
rooms, wet bar, FF refrigerator, W/D connections, ceiling
fans, intrusion alarms, pool and park. Call Sandra 696-
9638.
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get pretty anguished in the O.
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But that's OK, because organiz
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ence "eeek" shall inherit the mirth
in this annual survival of the wit
test that sees losers gonged with
the win.
Bad jokes or not, spectators
flock to the contest that last year
drew a crowd of nearly 2,000.
They have groan to love it.
"It's jest for a wordy cause,"
explains a flier from the O. Henry
Museum, which will hold the 15th
annual pun and games on May 3.
The Pun-Off, one of Austin's
more whimsical cultural events,
really is for a worthy cause.
The contest is sponsored by
Friends of the O. Henry Museum
and PUNY (Punsters United Near
ly Yearly). It helps raise funds for
the museum, which is housed in
the cottage that was home to au
thor William Sydney Porter —
better known as O. Henry — dur
ing part of his time in Austin dur
ing the 1880s and 1890s.
Valerie Bennett, museum cura
tor, said O. Henry displayed a
great sense of humor in his stories.
She also points to the witticism in
his "Rolling Stone" newspaper,
published while he lived in
Austin.
So the pun competition is a nat
ural for the museum, she said.
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grew and grew and grew. Last
year, we had an attendance of
about 2,000. We're attracting peo
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said.
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By The Associated Press
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they haven't been seriously hurt
by stories about the Concorde-
and-limousine lifestyle of William
Aramony, former head of the
charity's umbrella group.
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taking no chances, though. From
Richmond, Va., to Anchorage,
Alaska, they have been taking
pains to distance themselves from
the national organization's head
quarters in Alexandria, Va.
And they're waiting anxiously
to see what will happen in their
next fund-raising campaigns,
most of which won't be until fall.
"We're concerned," said Mary
Ruth Austin, spokeswoman for
the United Way of Greater Tampa
Bay Inc. in Florida. "We've had
some donor cancellations and
we've spent a good deal of time
addressing some legitimate ques
tions from donors about what
we're doing with the money we
take in."
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affiliates surveyed by The Associ
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reported a significant decline in
donations since Aramony
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