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About The Battalion. (College Station, Tex.) 1893-current | View Entire Issue (Dec. 14, 1938)
y i ’ i » ft -if iff r r* - T til ? ' ! 4 iioflfiis-wiBUfiaocf flGfli® fi. C. ffl C OMPLETE INSURANCE SERVICE Fir* - Life • Casualty - Automobile) 207 South Main Phone Brvan 265 Waa her father aurpriaed «|ien you aaid you wanted • to marry her?" “Waa he aur priced? Why. the! Elf;?. * . 'I ‘ fun almost fell out of hia -—Yellow Jacket Father—I So*—Deep ■* my boy.^beauty is only akin for me. 1 ain't no cannibal. —Okla. Arrievator Wife—The new maid has burned the bacon and darling. Wouldn’t you be tptiafied with a couple of kit for baeakfaat ? . Husband—Sure. Bring her in. —Duke V . I YOUR PICTURE , WOULD BE An Ideal Christmas Gift unit STUM Joe SoMolik. Prop. — Minister: "Harold, my boy, what are you going to when you grow up I" % Harold: “I’m going to be a sailor, but my kid brother’s going to be Just at) ordinary father." -Punch Bowl "Why-did you go to Dr. Fro^k?” "Well, Dr. Giie had 10 to 1 pn hia door, and Dr. Frpat HI 3 to ft, ao I took the beat oddk I could get. -1|U • l alone. No word broke the stillness for half and hour until - i M Suppotie you had mo^By, w she said, “What would yim do?!* ; r' * Be threw out kia rhesti in all the glory of young man- pood, “I’d Oivel!" He felt her warm, young hand alkie into hia. looked up she was gone. In his hand waa a nickel!! We Wish You i MERRY CHRISTMAS \nd A HAPPY j|«EW YEAR BARONS TAVERN At The “Y” Forks 22 \\ l f j | • L \ ■ :■! It was the first date. !• ’ -Cigarette?" f el “No thank you. I don’t smok^." ^‘Let’a go down to the Ship for a few.’* . *I’d rather not. I never touch liquor." “Well let’s go out on the heights for a while." * “No, please don't. I want tot go out and do something exiting, something new." “OK. Let’s go out to the Dairy Building and milk hell ouC of n couple of cows." ' Psych. Prof.—What is the most wonderful thing in the world ? 1 Stude —The moat wonderful thjing in the .world. Professor, Hi/ ' ■' Mae, West. Prof,—No. The moat wonderful thing is sleep. Stude—Yea, aty, next to Mad West. -Bored W*lk “How did you get on at thei dinner last night, dear?” asked the wife at breakfast. ■**, Oh. it was a marvelous evening," replied her husbsnd Thpy had been sitting in the swing in the moonlight I ~ 0ne ^ ** m,M,t 1 ^ ever **** nt ' 1 t4fc * „ k:., »k.. iui - K-If „«tii _ ing to a Pole most of the time. ; “Oh, John!” she cried. “And you promised you wouldn't have too much to drink!" What d’ye mean by sending me that bum?" demanded the irate employer of the Employment Bureau Clerk. j talks like a convict, drinks all the fuel for the Diesel engines, he’s driving the other employees craxy with his singtag, and .L. " ; "Well, didn’t you aak for an experienced college grad- -■Mllr 1 ;* tr THE BATTALION