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About The Battalion. (College Station, Tex.) 1893-current | View Entire Issue (Dec. 14, 1938)
r I!-k t 4 -I BAD AND AOOD “Are you • *o<xJ #r bad girU* “Bad" “That’* goad '' ♦ ’ I ■ I ✓ —Urchin The English language is a funny thing. Tell her that dilate stands still when you look into Nrfayaa, and shell Adhrs you, but just try telling her that ha*i face would stop a clock. k •You’re losing weight, KaU." •I didn't know you were a weight-guaaaer, Joe." Tm not. hut I studied the Braille system.” — Bored Walk ; ‘ 1 ? ff •liiy. v V *4 • - ] m > | |. , Vi 131 f I fH Boss: “Late again!” Clerk: •‘Well, my wife presented m« night." Boas: "She would have done a lot better with an alarm an achievement.** ‘ ::fc vt IK . HE'S HUNGRY At social whirl and giddy pace The bed-bug makes a dour face. Because he’s in an awful plight If people don’t come home at night. I f DECEMBER U. 1838 } r-rm very What is amasing • truth. A prominent lag his summer at Lake whom he invited to one of they were seated, a freshman Tbiology class came over and C riend. They went right on othering with the junior, that he could net contain rage burst out: “Hey, just We?" The girl turned to him talk to my brother that way. the freshman and his sister valbed out. rage when he discovered the tionl little Jtory is its absolute junior class had met dur- pretty young lady footfeaD games. Just as got so annoyed and in a fit of the he! do you thing you snd said : “If you Udnk you can you’re crai y," whereupon both the junior’s nitfbt that they were no rela- f»; v L i The chorine was examined one of her old gowns. The dress was tom and in a moat i^Bapidatt-d condition: “Gee," she said, "I wonder what Ill have to do for this dross?” * "My Lord," returned her girl friend, "ain’t you done it yet?" * And then there was the Today she is a Mummy! One of the college's Socii I Research New Circns Ac trass: "You know sir, this is my first job in s circus. You’d better tell me what to dp to keep from making mistakes." Manager: "Well, don't ever undress before the bearded W ' J jl I < , | —Mercury UV II tt UJlLJai ion?' a baby last clock " Clerk: “Conte to Uiink of it, that woald have been quite pearl to me." . I "And what did she say! —Yellow-Jacket I • I 1 , ; t. : ' x , J ||H J ,j ,/• She (slapping his face): I thought you said that was s parlor story. He: It is, I heard it in a pool parlor' "Your uncle jumped off the top of the Empire Stare Building? Godd lord, was he killed?" "I don’t know. I got a telegram he lands tomorrow." somebody might come.” f, t^e young lady not about one of his visits to a loml insane asylum. In one of the cells sat a man whose only garssent was a hat. “My good man,” cried tl« interested student, “that’s no Iway to be sitting around. Why don’t yqu put some clothes Because.” said the inmste sadly, “nobody ever comes to But," said the student, krhy do yoq wear a hat?" The nut shrugged his ihoaldefU.; " Dh," he exclaimed. bothered him in his with his lady corkers tells a yam “I told Annie that each hour spent with her ie like a "She told me to stop str r.trmg her I- I f —Sour Owl i- l L * 1J S i —Analyst bird Soph—Man ia 1 wondtrfni. HH has learned to fly like a Frosh—Yes, but he hasn’t learned to sit on a barbed- vire fence. < ■ r .sn “And'what foreign 1st tack studying at college?’ “English." ! . ki - ! is that Notre Dame half- 41 Ttl -Punch Bowl “My. what a pretty dolly; you *ith if . "I wilt not. What do I know about yt>u Aggies? hi J i # 4 I !!v. In -Exchange ; -Phoenix •Hr- ,•> let Uncle Joe play £1