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About The Battalion. (College Station, Tex.) 1893-current | View Entire Issue (April 4, 1934)
, • TK W 7 1-* THE BATTALION Show T<!?lp AT THE PALACK— nvndiy, Friday, and Satarday: “Darid Harum". •F' .-view Saturday fCifht, Sun- day, and Monday: “Advice To Tuesday and Wednesday: “Mou lin Rouge". AT THE ASSEMBLY H ALL.— Saturday Night; 6:30: “Out All Night”. / Wednesday Night: “If I were Free". Saturday NigM; Hip* Hooray”. n r - • i 4l 10:30: “Hips Saturday Night 10:S«. at the Asaewbly Hall: “Hips Hips Hoo ray". ^ The Wheeler-Woolsey team drib- blt-s through a saper-par picture with the inevitable Dorothy Lee and her pug nose in their usual place. Thelma Todd, a recruit in the gang of giggle-jerkers, fits well. The hips are there, and so is a villain who makes a mess out of things for the boys. During their escapades they soli flavored lip stick, find true loves in a couple of competitors, get squiffed, and end up in an automobile race over^ which neither has any control. The boys are best when they have their backs against the wall, and this show gives them plenty of oppor tunity to indulge in their favorite pastime, making much of nothing, and vice-versa. Out: Bert Wheeler, Robert Woelsey, Dorothy Lee, and Thelma Todd. — Gopher Hole Gazette Luther Winter grass, Editor SPRING FOOTBALL— (Continued from page 1) ends. Lettermen and squadmen for the line positions who have done outstanding work this spring in clude the following: Jack Roach, Decatar, and Stanfield Stach, Cameron, centers; Odell “Dog Eye” Coneley, Amarillo, John Crow, Mil- l .»rd, / Stapp Maxwell, Leonard, guarai; Wharton Jordan, Fort Wortn, John Whitfield, Itasca, and “Nick” Willis, San Antonio, tack les; Charlie Rollins, Gulfport, Miss.. Max Tohline, Fort Worth. Taylor W'ilkins, Franklin, and Clif ford Haynes, Fluvanna, ends. L L—4 , Women’s Lfttrue To Begin War Prewntion Campaign | NEW YORK, N. Y.—The vigor ous campaign for war prevention is being furthered by the W'omen’s International League for Peace and Freedom which has been publish ing valuable data on the war ma chine and the munitions industry. These booklets can be obtained by college editors for citation and use, it was announced by Miss Anna Liebert, at 150 Fifth Avenue, New York City. LABOR SA BOON Ike FHchey, local plumber and poet, does things his own way or not at all. usually the latter. Fri day afternoon Ike was whitewash ing his chicken house when Doc GilUngrtiy hnpr*-n«d by and halt ed to watch Fitchey wield the whitewash for a time. “Say,” said the interested Doc, after a minute, ‘ “Look hare, Fitchey. what you want to use such a little orush for. Why, if you had a wide brush you could do twice as much work” “Is that so?" meerad Fitchey. t— • Well, listen: I alht got twice « much work." YOUR HEALTH AND MIN*. By Doc Gillingsby. Many persons me what is the correct wag fog a doctor to ap proach a patient I am somewhat at a loss to know what they ought to expect besides to walk right up. As any half wit can imagine it would only unset tie sick, or well alike, to bob up fram under a sofa or crawl down through the sky light “But what attitude should 1 assume toward the iUnaas?” they insist, so 1 would list sa among the most common the following The Brsegy: Doctor breaks out Into laug!. the minate patient starts to tell his troubles, crying “Pshaw! you don’t call that anything, do you? Why, what if you had a lag broke? Oh, go on!" The patient usually follows this last advice, is the main trouble. The Glum: Doctcg soys little, but allows expression to droop and breathes heavily while staring fix edly at patient Both sit there looking sadder add sadder, until both break Into tears. Scientific: Doctor listens to ital with head bowed and hand pver eyes. This 1 find most im pressive but with trouble that doc tor is liable to doze off. and if the tea that snores, the result is prac tically fatal. ■Kj] CLIMB IN, BAYS MRS Mrs. Gillin^by and Doc GilUngi- by are reported not on speaking terms and it being a streak at luck the latter, as if and when the doss start it Is going to be too bad. It appears that the Saturday evening Whan the Gillingsby's were enter- tetaing a small group of friends and neighbors, and Mrs. Gillin»- by started in to Imprms the guests about her family. “And when grandfather came to this country." said Mrs. Gillingsby, "he took up a lot of land." “Did bar murmur ad a gueat. stunned. n wmsqmMa •Oh. yes" V 0 ***^** said Mrs GU1- tegsby, “quite a lot: of land." “You bat," the hap- Doc, -tin got too old te handle his shovel.” tmia party broke up In something of a riot ■ PERSONAL AND ETC. Mrs. Hector Gabby has about give up hope in the human race and quit trying to do anything for the tramps that knock on the back door seeking food. Thursday an unfortunate specimen appeared, sad after feeding him, Mrs Gabby added: “By the way, my good man. in the next town they are looking for laborers" “Are they?" said the tramp. "Well, thanks for the warnhqp" Waites who was sick and l«he was going to die, took 4 doses of Doc Gillin^by's pat- tonic and is afraid ha isn't Joe Pea be try. who wknt to a game Monday night, expect- to return borne at 11 o'clock, sharp, but instead came in at 2 o'clock fiat AUNTY BKLLUM 8 Question Box Dear Aunty: How do you get by with Jokes the age you pull, any way? Say, most of the Joke* you pull, were new when I wad a baby. —Outraged. Dear Outraged: To what do yog at tribute your remarkable lon gevity? Dear Aunty Bellum: What mora: do you draw fron the story of Jonah and the whal -? . -Old Timer, Dear Old Timer: “Don't eat every thing you see.” Dear Aunty: Wh-.' should a gentle man say to his wife when die repeatedly trumps his see? —Harassed Taxpayer. Dear Harassed .Tbxpaytt: If yWrc going to be a gentleman, you have to give up bridge. Dear Aunty: t hear your cat had an addition to 0|e family Wat it boy or gir,? —Inquisitive. Dear Inquisitive: Just six of csw and half a dozen at the other.; ' ' Dear Aunty Bellum: What kind Of birdseed do you reeomrrui: r —datura Bsq Dear Naturalist: Hey. are you '.iky ing to razz Aunty? Birds g o* THE WEATHER. not neersaardy for the OUR COMPETITOR Advertises be bas been giving free meals to transient tramps. We are glad to see his pabde- spiritrdness shewed hy doing everything ts run bums eut sf Gopher Hole. LITTLE ROSKBI D' CAFE. WONDERS OF SCIENCE (Odd Bits Here and There ) According to biologists, a whale is not a fish. Of you believe that, you're not, a whale.) SOC IETY ITEM , Well-meaning Joe Peabrrry. at the last session of the Friendly TVn Bridge Club, put his foo in it |as usual It seems the gr its wdre more or lem milling rh-ut the room when Luke Hmkl-y nd bet ter half drifted over to Joe » corner and Luke mid: “Peaberry, may 1 present my wife to you?" “No, thanks." said the quick witted Joe. “I Ircady got one") Next time, says Mrs. Pesbrrrir, Joe can stay home and be bright to the cat. SK K AMP AUNG. « Mrs. Luke Hinkley is feelipf rather low, after paying a visit to the recent circus, where she saw a kangaroo with a sign on the cage. "Native of Australia." "Just to think." moans Mrs Hinkley. only last week my cousin wrote me die married one of them." an usually sleep all winter, being kept awake by coffee, trs usually not drinking any coffee.) DOC GILLINGSBrS TONIC “Par anything specific, or feat * H • THE DIR? TEST... Dust was blowR over the face of various types ;of summer suit ings. 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