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Show T<!?lp
AT THE PALACK—
nvndiy, Friday, and Satarday:
“Darid Harum".
•F' .-view Saturday fCifht, Sun-
day, and Monday: “Advice To
Tuesday and Wednesday: “Mou
lin Rouge".
AT THE ASSEMBLY H ALL.—
Saturday Night; 6:30: “Out All
Night”. /
Wednesday Night: “If I were
Free".
Saturday NigM;
Hip* Hooray”.
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10:30: “Hips
Saturday Night 10:S«. at the
Asaewbly Hall: “Hips Hips Hoo
ray".
^ The Wheeler-Woolsey team drib-
blt-s through a saper-par picture
with the inevitable Dorothy Lee
and her pug nose in their usual
place. Thelma Todd, a recruit in
the gang of giggle-jerkers, fits
well.
The hips are there, and so is a
villain who makes a mess out of
things for the boys. During their
escapades they soli flavored lip
stick, find true loves in a couple
of competitors, get squiffed, and
end up in an automobile race over^
which neither has any control. The
boys are best when they have their
backs against the wall, and this
show gives them plenty of oppor
tunity to indulge in their favorite
pastime, making much of nothing,
and vice-versa.
Out: Bert Wheeler, Robert
Woelsey, Dorothy Lee, and Thelma
Todd.
—
Gopher Hole Gazette
Luther Winter grass, Editor
SPRING FOOTBALL—
(Continued from page 1)
ends.
Lettermen and squadmen for
the line positions who have done
outstanding work this spring in
clude the following: Jack Roach,
Decatar, and Stanfield Stach,
Cameron, centers; Odell “Dog Eye”
Coneley, Amarillo, John Crow, Mil-
l .»rd, / Stapp Maxwell, Leonard,
guarai; Wharton Jordan, Fort
Wortn, John Whitfield, Itasca, and
“Nick” Willis, San Antonio, tack
les; Charlie Rollins, Gulfport,
Miss.. Max Tohline, Fort Worth.
Taylor W'ilkins, Franklin, and Clif
ford Haynes, Fluvanna, ends.
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Women’s Lfttrue To Begin
War Prewntion Campaign
| NEW YORK, N. Y.—The vigor
ous campaign for war prevention
is being furthered by the W'omen’s
International League for Peace and
Freedom which has been publish
ing valuable data on the war ma
chine and the munitions industry.
These booklets can be obtained by
college editors for citation and
use, it was announced by Miss
Anna Liebert, at 150 Fifth Avenue,
New York City.
LABOR SA
BOON
Ike FHchey, local plumber and
poet, does things his own way or
not at all. usually the latter. Fri
day afternoon Ike was whitewash
ing his chicken house when Doc
GilUngrtiy hnpr*-n«d by and halt
ed to watch Fitchey wield the
whitewash for a time.
“Say,” said the interested Doc,
after a minute, ‘ “Look hare,
Fitchey. what
you want to use
such a little
orush for. Why,
if you had a
wide brush you
could do twice
as much work”
“Is that so?"
meerad Fitchey. t—
• Well, listen: I alht got twice «
much work."
YOUR HEALTH AND MIN*.
By Doc Gillingsby.
Many persons me what is
the correct wag fog a doctor to ap
proach a patient I am somewhat
at a loss to know what they ought
to expect besides to walk right up.
As any half wit can imagine it
would only unset tie sick, or well
alike, to bob up fram under a sofa
or crawl down through the sky
light “But what attitude should 1
assume toward the iUnaas?” they
insist, so 1 would list sa among the
most common the following
The Brsegy: Doctor breaks out
Into laug!. the minate patient starts
to tell his troubles, crying “Pshaw!
you don’t call that anything, do
you? Why, what if you had a lag
broke? Oh, go on!" The patient
usually follows this last advice, is
the main trouble.
The Glum: Doctcg soys little, but
allows expression to droop and
breathes heavily while staring fix
edly at patient Both sit there
looking sadder add sadder, until
both break Into tears.
Scientific: Doctor listens to
ital with head bowed and hand
pver eyes. This 1 find most im
pressive but with trouble that doc
tor is liable to doze off. and if the
tea that snores, the result is prac
tically fatal.
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CLIMB IN, BAYS MRS
Mrs. Gillin^by and Doc GilUngi-
by are reported not on speaking
terms and it being a streak at luck
the latter, as if and when the
doss start it Is going to be
too bad. It appears that the
Saturday evening
Whan the Gillingsby's were enter-
tetaing a small group of friends
and neighbors, and Mrs. Gillin»-
by started in to Imprms the guests
about her family.
“And when grandfather came to
this country." said Mrs. Gillingsby,
"he took up a lot of land."
“Did bar
murmur ad a
gueat. stunned. n wmsqmMa
•Oh. yes" V 0 ***^**
said Mrs GU1-
tegsby, “quite a
lot: of land."
“You bat,"
the hap-
Doc, -tin
got too old
te handle his shovel.”
tmia party broke up In something
of a riot ■
PERSONAL AND ETC.
Mrs. Hector Gabby has about
give up hope in the human race
and quit trying to do anything for
the tramps that knock on the back
door seeking food. Thursday an
unfortunate specimen appeared,
sad after feeding him, Mrs Gabby
added: “By the way, my good man.
in the next town they are looking
for laborers"
“Are they?" said the tramp.
"Well, thanks for the warnhqp"
Waites who was sick and
l«he was going to die, took
4 doses of Doc Gillin^by's pat-
tonic and is afraid ha isn't
Joe Pea be try. who wknt to a
game Monday night, expect-
to return borne at 11 o'clock,
sharp, but instead came in at 2
o'clock fiat
AUNTY BKLLUM 8
Question Box
Dear Aunty: How do you get by
with Jokes the age you pull, any
way? Say, most of the Joke*
you pull, were new when I wad a
baby. —Outraged.
Dear Outraged: To what do yog at
tribute your remarkable lon
gevity?
Dear Aunty Bellum: What mora:
do you draw fron the story of
Jonah and the whal -?
. -Old Timer,
Dear Old Timer: “Don't eat every
thing you see.”
Dear Aunty: Wh-.' should a gentle
man say to his wife when die
repeatedly trumps his see?
—Harassed Taxpayer.
Dear Harassed .Tbxpaytt: If yWrc
going to be a gentleman, you
have to give up bridge.
Dear Aunty: t hear your cat had
an addition to 0|e family Wat
it boy or gir,?
—Inquisitive.
Dear Inquisitive: Just six of csw
and half a dozen at the other.;
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Dear Aunty Bellum: What kind
Of birdseed do you reeomrrui: r
—datura Bsq
Dear Naturalist: Hey. are you '.iky
ing to razz Aunty? Birds g o*
THE WEATHER.
not neersaardy for the
OUR COMPETITOR
Advertises be bas been giving
free meals to transient tramps.
We are glad to see his pabde-
spiritrdness shewed hy doing
everything ts run bums eut sf
Gopher Hole.
LITTLE ROSKBI D' CAFE.
WONDERS OF SCIENCE
(Odd Bits Here and There )
According to biologists, a whale
is not a fish. Of you believe that,
you're not, a whale.)
SOC IETY ITEM ,
Well-meaning Joe Peabrrry. at
the last session of the Friendly TVn
Bridge Club, put his foo in it |as
usual It seems the gr its wdre
more or lem milling rh-ut the
room when Luke Hmkl-y nd bet
ter half drifted over to Joe » corner
and Luke mid: “Peaberry, may 1
present my wife to you?"
“No, thanks." said the quick
witted Joe. “I Ircady got one")
Next time, says Mrs. Pesbrrrir,
Joe can stay home and be bright
to the cat.
SK K AMP AUNG. «
Mrs. Luke Hinkley is feelipf
rather low, after paying a visit to
the recent circus, where she saw a
kangaroo with a sign on the cage.
"Native of Australia." "Just to
think." moans Mrs Hinkley. only
last week my cousin wrote me die
married one of them."
an usually sleep all winter,
being kept awake by coffee,
trs usually not drinking any
coffee.)
DOC GILLINGSBrS TONIC
“Par anything specific, or feat
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THE DIR? TEST...
Dust was blowR over the face
of various types ;of summer suit
ings. The suitings were then
rinsed in dear wager. The din that
adhered to the fabrics is plainly
shown by tbc color of tbe water
after rinsidg. Note that tbe water
jn the case of tkg Palm Beach
Cloth tests is almost dear. Other
fabrics tested retained fram hta
la ft* limn 0i wpwk Airl.
Your Phlm Bet ch Suit, because
of tbe smooth y ms of tbe cloth
and its pOtente^ construction,
sheds the dirt, tyeep* clean and
needs less
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FABRIC NO. 4
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The dust hops off
these NEW
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Diagrams don’t do it justice. What we need is
a microscope. Then we could show you how a
flock of dust comes down on a Palm Beach suit
and bounces off...doesn’t cling a-tall. i i
We could show you how the clean, sanitary,
un-fuzzy fibres of Palm Beach resist dirt. None
of the whiskers or scales (scillia) which make
wool catch dust and hold it. That’s why Palm
Beach suits mean smaller laundry bills.
Treat yourself to the cool cleanliness of the
new Palm Beach this summer. Look for the
label so you’ll be sure to get the genuine Palm
Beach...smartly tailored by GOODALL...in
white and handsome colors.
At your favorite dothief’s
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FARMERS WIN—
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Mooty
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Lucchese
Boot Co.
Inc.
CUSTOM
BOOT
MAKERS
Boots, Shoes,
Sam Browne
Belts and
Accessories
STRIKE OILERS—
Po* AB R
| Gray s* 2 0
Anderson If 4 0
Lamm .. Ib-p 4 0
Kennedy 2b 3 2
Gilliland .....cf 3« i
Bond* . 3b 4 •
Gressett ,lf-rt 4* 0
Schaefer c 4 0
Wilson '... p-rf B 0
Totals ...
* Batted
A and M
Oilers ....
,i 31 3 6 24 14 4
for Voefkel in 8th.
R H E
£10 110 Olx 6 9 1
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SUMMARY—Runs batted in,
Hutto, Steves. Connkllpy, Couser.
Gilliland 2, Gressett. Stolen bases,
Couser, Joaes. Two base hits, Jon
es, Connelley, Lowehstein, Ken
nedy, Gilliland. Home runs, Connel
ley, Gilliland. Bate on bulls, off
Moon 2, off'Mooty 2, off Lamm 6.
Struck out, by Mdbn<7, by Wilson
2. by Lamm 2. Hits off Moon, 1 in
5 innings, off Mooty 8 in 4 innings,
off Wilson 6 inj 4 innings, off
Lamm 3 in 4 i$nings. Winning
pitcher Moon, Losing pitcher Wil
son. Umpires, Hicks and Hubbard.
Time 2 Honrs 5 minutes.
ITS SPRING SUIT TIME
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Uniform.
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