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About The Battalion. (College Station, Tex.) 1893-current | View Entire Issue (Jan. 19, 1927)
THB BATTALION 9 bta mmmmmmm ‘ ^ ; " l '-' Special One Pound Prince Albert Glass Humidor With a Pipe, $2.00 Value for $1.25. Casey’s Confectionery YOU l Can Save Money » at our BIG STOCK RE DUCING SALE BEGINNING JAN. 14TH Almost every article in our store reduced to about whole sale cost for two weeks only. A. M. Waldrop & Co. BRYAN •0 *S* *1* *S* *?* *{* *}* *♦* *»* yy *y »y >y <y >y ty <{> i^i iji $£i >Ji A rfi rfi TAKE THIS ONE, WILL YOU? We editors may tug and toil ’Till our joints are sore, Yet some poor sap will rise and say, “I’ve heard that joke before.” —Exchange. Captain: “Reading on watch! I’ll put you in the awkward squad.” Private: “You can’t, sir.” Captain: “You indolent cuss, why can’t I?” x Private: “I’m in it already.V —Exchange. a I • i THE MODEL TAILORS Henry Locke, Proprietor DRY CLEANERS AND DYERS THAT KNOW HOW BRYAN E. W. CRENSHAW, JR., INSURANCE AGENCY SOLICITS YOUR LIFE INSURANCE ACCOUNT Rooms 27-28, Astin Building Bryan, Texas “SCRIPT” MITCHELL ED CRENSHAW < • NEW MATERIALS FOR UNIFORMS. UNIFORMS, PANTS, AND SHIRTS MADE TO MEASURE. ALTERATIONS UNIFORM TAILOR SHOP Mendl & Hornak, Proprietors Located in New Casey-Sparks Bldg. AGGIES! THE S. D. SNYDER INS. AGENCY, REPRESENTING UNION CENTRAL LIFE INS. CO. Solicits Your Life Insurance WHAT IT COSTS Ord. Life, age 21 per. .$1000 $17.52 Total Prem’s. 5 years 87.60 *Total dividends 5 yrs. .... 21.70 Net premiums 65.90 Ave. yearly payment 13.18 Cash value 5‘ years 34.00 Cash if surd. 5 years ...... 31.90 Ave. cost if surd. 5 yrs 6.38 Ave. cost if surd. 10 yrs 5.56 Ave. cost if surd. 15 yrs 4.36 Ave. cost if surd. 20 yrs. . . . 3.20 S. D. SNYDER Office over Aggieland Pharmacy C. A. ALTENBERN 3 Ross Hall *Div. Not Guaranteed S. D. SNYDER Betty: “I’ve found a new way to keep hair off your upper lip.” Charlotte: “How is that?” Betty: “Eat onions.” —Exchange. SNIFF, SNIFF “The mice go crazy over him,” said the flapper. “What do you mean?” “He is such a big cheese.” —^Exchange. Cissy Ciseho: “Did you let him kiss you ? ” Vera Vibora: “Let him? Hell! I had to help him.” —Exchange. FIRE! FIRE! Carl: “What’cha doin down on your knees ?” Carlos: “Sh—I’m a fireman.” Carl “That doesn’t answer my question.” Carlos: “I’m rolling up her hose.” —Exchange. 1st. Student: “I wish I was a river.” | 2nd. Student: “Haw come?” 1st. Student: “I would stay in bed all day.” —Exchange.