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About The Battalion. (College Station, Tex.) 1893-current | View Entire Issue (Oct. 20, 1926)
I THE BATTALION ALL ABOARD FOR DALLAS S. M. U. NEXT BOYS! LUNCHES AND DRINKS the life form My Remington Portable does all the work Casey’ The 'Recognized header in Sales and Popularity CT'HE Remington Portable is almost A human in its adaptability to your problems. Maybe you are on the track team—possibly you are out for crew —and you need all the spare time you can get. That’s where the Reming ton Portable shines. It speeds up your work and gives you more time for other activities. Itisthe handiest,fastest,most depend able and simplest to operate of all portables. It weighs only 814 pounds, net, and since the carrying case is only 4 inches high, you can put it away in a drawer when not needed. Smallest, lightest, and most compact of standard keyboard portables, is it any wonder it is the recognized leader in sales and popularity? Terms as low as $10 down and $5 fnonthly. REMINGTON TYPEWRITER CO. Houston, Texas. FAMOUS SAYINGS BY FAMOUS PEOPLE “Cadets may make drill in B. V. D.’s if they wish.”—Captain Mont gomery. * H« * “Any dumbell can pass an engineer ing test without a slide rule.”—E. J. Fermier. For she had only gone to sleep And slapped him like the others. * * * “I’m not what I used to be.” “No?” “I used to be a Fish!’ ’ * * * Bill Carmicheal—I’m from Ber muda. Fish—You look big and strong. * * * Soph—There’s a town in Massa chusetts named after you. Fish—Yes? What’s its name? Soph—Marblehead. “Have you ever let any other man kiss you?” “Never, Henry, just a few college boys.” Right On the Dot Everybody’s Magazine: A traveling Charlestonian paused one night at a small up-state town, one of those places where trains don’t really stop —they merely hesitate. Its lone hotel opposite the railway station was kept by an aged darkey, who was proprie tor, cook, waiter, bellhop and every thing. “Call me for the 3:15 train,” order ed the guest, retiring early. He slept soundly to be awakened by a loud hammering on his door. “Hey, boss,” came a voice outside, “didn’t yuh-all left a call foh de 3:15 train?” * “Sure,” gasped the roomer sleepily. “Well, suh,” was the response, “she’s at de stashun now.” JDid You Know- That for 1 cent of electric power you could have any of the following: Cook 6 waffles at the table. Percolate 6 cups of coffee. Clean four 9x12 rugs, or Curl hair every day for AVz weeks. —Exchange. Comment: We don’t curl our hair in Aggieland, however, some of us may take advantage of the low rates and get married. AGGIELAND BARBER SHOP Try Us For Real Service We Will Serve You What You Call For. No Grafting Allowed Located in New Casey Bldg. R. W. IYY, Prop. * I: I *%**%**%**%*"%* *** "S'*•**>*"%* *3 , *%* <, 'I**fr*I* > fr*I* > I**I , *fr*I M I*"I**3*"% M % M fr *%*"%**!* "fr CLEANING AND PRESSING Investigate our plant and you will find it completely equipped to do the most per fect work—and your clothes will be re turned quicker, too. Ask the old boys, they will tell you that we are better. THE MODEL TAILORS ❖ ❖ ❖ p HENRY LOCKE, Prop. | FLOWERS We Give You the Best LOCAL AND ELSEWHERE Only Member F. T. D. This Section BRYAN NURSERY & FLORAL CO. Phone 266 UNION CENTRAL PROTECT IT S. D. SNYDER, Dist. Agent 1555 College Station Phone 256 READ BATTALION ADVERTISEMENTS