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About The Battalion. (College Station, Tex.) 1893-current | View Entire Issue (Feb. 20, 1923)
8 THE BATTALION A FLAPPER’S PRAYER. I want the lights that brightly shine, I want the men, I want the wine, I want the fun without the price, I want to be naughty and still be nice. I want the thrill and the long drawn kiss, I want the things that nice girls miss, I want the arms and heart of a man And still be single—If I can; What I want is some good advice On “How to be naughty and still be nice. —Miss E. A. L. Yasser College You may have the lights that bright ly shine, You may have the men, and too the wine, You may have the fun if you Pay the Price; You can’t be naughty and still be nice. You may have the thrills and the long-drawn kiss, But you’ll taste the dregs that the nice girls miss, You may get the arms.—Not the heart of a man And yet stay single—If you can; You’d better take some good advice On not being naughty, but just plain nice. —Ken RESOLUTIONS OF RESPECT. We, the members of the Ft. Worth Club, submit the following resolu tions on the death of E. B. Humph rey, club member and fellow student. Whereas, in His infinite wisdom it has pleased the good Father to cad unto Him our companion Elsworth Humphrey, Therefore be it resolved by the members of the Fort Worth Club that our deepest and most heartfelt sympathies and condolence be offer ed to the family of Mf. Pumphrey. Resolved that a copy of this res olution be sent to his family and rel atives, and that a copy be furnished The Battalion, The Fort Worth Star- Telegram, and The Fort Wforth Re cord. Signed: E. H. MOORE, President, L. H. CLAY, Vice-President, VICTOR LeMAY, Secretary. Mail’s crowed today—I’m over loaded so I can hardly walk, said the postman. “What’s all the excitement?” we inquired. “Correspondence school is having a rally and is mailing a bonfire to each student.” —Missouri Miner. -A-3Nr3XrOTJJ>a‘CJX3Nr<3- The arrival of fashion’s latest creations in new Spring Milinery and Ladies’ Ready to Wear. Our buyers have just returned from New York where they have purchased Broadway’s most exclusive styles. Do not miss the opportunity of seeing our wonderful display of pretty things for Spring. lESTTOZElHiriES TTT^CS-E On the Corner Everything for Mother and the Girls | Eat at The White Front I Uncle Buck’s Place. 1 HOLMES BROS. | I For Whitman s and King's 1 FINE CANDIES I Cold and Hot Drinks I Haswell’s Book Store EASTMAN KODAKS AND KODAK SUPPLIES VICTROLAS AND RECORDS AGENCY REMINGTON PORTABLE TYPEWRITER. ’ CADET TRADE APPRECIATED «><8*S><8><3k3><S><8><$><8xSkS>3><$><S*8*S*§><S><S><8><8><S*$*8*S><8><$><8*$>^^ SEND YOUR CLEANING, PRESSING AND DYEING TO THE Model Tailors Satisfacory Work and Quick Service NEW SPRING WOOLENS RECEIVED Bryan, Texas CIGARS, CIGARETTES AND TOBACCO TOGETHER WITH CANDIES AND DRINKS OF ALL KINDS Agent NORRIS’ EXQUISITE CANDIES The Elite Confectionery - „ - nn — rr — — Uniform Tailor Shop Just Received NEW LINE OF SAMPLES FOR CIVILIAN CLOTHES These samples are now on display at our shop,—call and see them. CLEANING, PRESSING AND ALTERING New York Cafe Quality and Service Fish, Sophomores, Juniors and Seniors: Send that dear old mother who is interested in you more than anyone else, a photo of yourself. HAVE THIS PICTURE MADE AT The COLLEGE STUDIO PRICES REASONABLE 24-hour FILM SERVICE THE METROPOLITAN Is the place to have your Barber Work done in Bryan. P. G. GAYLE, Manager. ************************** | CAMPUS BARBER SHOP | ★ * ★ Yours for Service £ ★ J. F. LAVINDER. ★ ★ ★ ***************************