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By Jane Green
Broadway Books
Jane Green
Jane Green creates a
modern Cinderella story
in her third novel
Jemima J: A Novel
About Ugly Ducklings
and Swans. Green introduces readers to the
main character Jemima Jones, an overweight
journalist who writes a column on household
tips at a small town newspaper. She spends
her days at work eating and daydreaming of
the hunky news editor, Ben.
After a surge of motivation, she becomes
determined to lose weight and reach her
ideal size of 120 pounds. With the help of her
friend, Geraldine, who resembles the thin and
fashionable Wendy Malick (Nina VanHorn on
the sitcom “Just Shoot Me"), Jemima
attempts to achieve her goal and eventually
finds herself lusted after by two men.
The plot is fast-paced and readers are
taken into each character’s thoughts and
actions as Green occasionally drops into the
novel as the narrator. The novel also provides
a wonderful point of view of an overweight
person, as readers learn of Jemima’s strug
gles to resist food and shrug off her two evil
(and bone-skinny) roommates’ discouraging
comments and actions.
Jemima Jones easily enters readers’
hearts and readers find themselves cheer
ing Jemima on as she works off her weight
and finds true love.
Cosmopolitan described Jemima J as “the
kind of novel you’ll gobble up at a single sit
ting.” Readers will find that the 373 pages
have ended too soon. (Grade: A)
Nine Lives
By Lynn Snowto
W.W. Norton and
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jobs within a year, she takes readers into them,
of a schoolteacher, a stripper, a cocktail wate
and a pyrotechnician, to name a few.
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dives and hangs out with lead singer Seta
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her role as a stripper. She learns a bit about?*
male psyche and how most consider a
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chapters in which Snowden works as a r&
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of males who constantly rape their closefrieuE
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tell their stories in a nonchalant manner
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(Grade: A)
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