tiaa CHEF Come to our seminars: Strategies For Managing Your Income. You're 50 You're planning to retire We'll show you how much income is enough and the best ways to receive it. Date: Monday, 11.5.01 Time: 4:00 - 5:15 pm Place: College Station Conference Center, 1300 George Bush Drive IN INVESTING, TIMING IS EVERYTHING Developing an Investment Strategy. Learn the fundamentals of diversification, asset allocation, and other smart techniques of long term investors. Date; Monday, 11.5.01 Time: 6:00 - 7:00 pm Place: College Station Conference Center, 1300 George Bush Drive WHICH IS WHY WE PROVIDED THE SCHEDULE ON THE LEFT. One-on-One Counseling. Get personal financial guidance to help you reach your financial goals Dates Tuesday. 11.6.01 Wednesday, 11.7.01 Thursday. 11.8.01 RSVP: Call Shelbi Croft at 1 .800.842.2006 to schedule an appoint ment. Managing money for people with other things to think about. 1.800.842.2006 ♦ TIAA-CREF.org/moc TIAA-CREF Individual and Institutional Services, Inc. and Teachers Personal Investors Services, Inc distribute securities products For rrtue complete information on our securities products, call 1 800 842-2776, eist. $509, for prospectuses ftead them carefully before you invest Teachers Insurance and Annuity Association (TIAA), New York, NY and TIAA-CREF Life Insurance Co, New York, NY issue insurance and annuities TIAA-CREF Trust Company, FSB provides trust services Investment products are not FOIC insured, may lose value and are not hank guaranteed. © 2001 Teachers Insurance.and Annuity Association — College Retirement Equities Fund (TIAA-CREF), New York, NY 08720 . Page 4 THE BATTALION Wednesday, OctoberJi Howdy Ags! Your Volunteer Services Center Proudly Announces Football Service! Going to the Tech Game? Before we beat the hell outta Texas Tech, volunteer at a local food bank and help those in need! For more information, or to register for Football Service, call 458-3347 or e-mai serve@tamu.edu ^eJnesday, C /lew IY mi NEW Y€ ■leaded emima j V Jemima J By Jane Green Broadway Books Jane Green Jane Green creates a modern Cinderella story in her third novel Jemima J: A Novel About Ugly Ducklings and Swans. Green introduces readers to the main character Jemima Jones, an overweight journalist who writes a column on household tips at a small town newspaper. She spends her days at work eating and daydreaming of the hunky news editor, Ben. After a surge of motivation, she becomes determined to lose weight and reach her ideal size of 120 pounds. With the help of her friend, Geraldine, who resembles the thin and fashionable Wendy Malick (Nina VanHorn on the sitcom “Just Shoot Me"), Jemima attempts to achieve her goal and eventually finds herself lusted after by two men. The plot is fast-paced and readers are taken into each character’s thoughts and actions as Green occasionally drops into the novel as the narrator. The novel also provides a wonderful point of view of an overweight person, as readers learn of Jemima’s strug gles to resist food and shrug off her two evil (and bone-skinny) roommates’ discouraging comments and actions. Jemima Jones easily enters readers’ hearts and readers find themselves cheer ing Jemima on as she works off her weight and finds true love. Cosmopolitan described Jemima J as “the kind of novel you’ll gobble up at a single sit ting.” Readers will find that the 373 pages have ended too soon. (Grade: A) Nine Lives By Lynn Snowto W.W. Norton and Company ii ll! rom Ither yJOi pealed ly who sa Mas peep |,r a week Michae w York, nine ye ov. 19 se Betsy oman for te Lynn Snowden Snowden-Pickett) piw an insightful account the American workplat After taking nine differ jobs within a year, she takes readers into them, of a schoolteacher, a stripper, a cocktail wate and a pyrotechnician, to name a few. As a pyrotechnician for Skid Row, she ste^NTH R- dives and hangs out with lead singer Seta Bach and as a publicist, ends upon: Entertainment Tonight Television'' a6 Brian me Green's (“Beverly Hills 90210") escort. I zm ^ t -j' eas Snowden describes her routine of mulling* ; - f, songs and costume ideas while spendings I , mous amounts of time at a gym. bnSteffctB.u "i • her role as a stripper. She learns a bit about?* male psyche and how most consider a dumb, a prostitute or a high school dropout Snowden also writes how low and fhiktiti men become at a strip club Ward sak .. mi a postcar |e criteria !■ “If you n i I not shake "Most men are even more subdued dufi r j:| )lir h an 4s table dance ... they generally sit back politelyrf watch with the expression of a four-yeas: aduate in watching Barney the dinosaur," Snowden n While the book is mostly filled with Shoilec; comic thoughts, readers are taken througtic-i chapters in which Snowden works as a r& counselor in Austin and learns the sick pair 1 of males who constantly rape their closefrieuE and the girls who have been raped so often,te tell their stories in a nonchalant manner Snowden, a freelance journalist has writteiT Esquire, Vanity Fair, Cosmopolitan and Rote Accord in icrobiolog; ONG Con tin las set to cl I "I've bee Ist bee a uj- Stone. Her experience in writing corhplemeij pe not sto her experiences in nine different professiot ration, bu which makes N\ne Lives an enjoyable k | an t to o e t (Grade: A) Reviews by Lizette Resendez ; about lantit to be = lerwhelmi: Bonfire, am than will if WIN $1,000 The Center for New Ventures and Entrepreneurship and Our Corporate Partners Announce the ^vf accenture THE j INSIGHT ■ RESEARCH CORPORATION Be teefitsmclj BUilN IDEA QSHFETITIQNI Open to all Texas A&M University Students 20 IDEAS WILL WIN $1,000 CASH Free workshops are offered to help you through the process of developing your business idea. The topic of our next workshop is "Analyzing Competition and Competitors’’ and will be held Monday, November 5, 7:15-9:15 PM, Wehner 118 Tuesday, November 6, 7:00-9:00 PM, Zachry 102 Awesome door prizes! Three $50 gift certificates from Outback Steakhouse. http://management.tamu.edu/cnve/ideas Atte Online the evf Picture Afford (prto No up We aci Office a 9gie £