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Informational Meeting
DATE: Monday, February 19, 2001
TIME: 3:45 PM
WHERE: The Auditorium - West Side of
Kyle Field
* MANDATORY ATTENDANCE
* MUST BE ENROLLED IN 12 HOURS AT
TEXAS A&M UNIVERSITY AT COLLEGE STATION
* MUST HAVE STARTED COLLEGE NO EARLIER
THAN THE FALL OF ‘98
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this Semester
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can email these students with 1
cation of parking changes.”
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listserv at http://www.ptts/tami
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parking area will be included®
sages on the listserv.
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