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1996
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FULL SZ. W/D, 2 bdrm/1 ba, shuttle, microwave, intru
sion alarm, $459/mo. 846-7454
Large 2-1, great location, on shuttle, microwave, intru
sion alarm, ceiling fans, $439/mo. 823-7039
3-1 1/2 house, fenced backyard, on shuttle, w/W & D,
bicycle distance, $700/mo. Call after 2 p.m. 822-2492
Walk to A&M - 2 blocks from campus on Northslde, 2-
1 four-plex, no pets, $350-$400/mo. 696-7266
July Freel! 2 bdrm/2 ba four-plex, 1104 Adam Circle,
$500/mo, pets o.k. 693-9959
2 bedrooms starting at $465/mo, close to campus,
shopping, many amenities. Call 693-1906
T bedrooms starting $385/mo, 2 different floor plans,
large closets, many amenities. 693-1906
1100 sq. ft. 2-1 1/2 condo, w/d conn., fireplace, bal
cony, ceiling fans, on bus it, water & sewage paid.
$600/mo. 776-8106
Southwood Valley four-plex - 2409 Bosque, 2 bdrm/1
bath studio style, $410/mo. Bryan duplex - 2824 Forest
Bend, 2 bdrm/1 1/2 bath, fireplace, w/d conn.,
$550/mo. 731-8951 or 846-3391
Sublease on duplex, 2 bdrm/1 1/2 bth. Rest of July
freel! 10 minutes from campus 776-4426
Woodstock condo for lease for August 1st. New carpet
& paint. 694-2765
Live for less. 5 blocks from TAMU. College Main
Apartments. 846-2089
AUTO
Seized cars from $175. Porsches. Cadillacs, Chevys,
BMW's, Corvettes. Also Jeeps, 4WD's. Your Area. Toll
Free 1-800-898-9778 Ext. A-1652 for current listings.
89 Chevy Corsica. 4-door, hatchback. 5-speed, a/c.
$1,500 823-8486.828-3643
CLARKE &WYNDHAM, INC.
Now Leasing:
Close to Wolf Pen Creek Park
3/2 Fourplex Close to WPG Park
Washer/Dryer Included, Some Bills Paid
CS 2/1.5 Spacious Du/Fourplexes,
Washer/Dryer Included, Shuttle,
Some Bills Paid
Bryan 1 Bedroom Efficiency
Pool, Shuttle, Built-Ins, Some Bills
Paid, Some Pets OK
Bryan 2/1.5 Duplex
Fenced, W/D Connections
Some Bills Paid, Pets OK
846-4409
COMPUTERS
Pentium 100w/1.2gig FID, 16 megs RAM. 4x CD-Rom.
SB-16, speakers, 14 4 modem, monitor, Win '95 etc.
$1,249 at Byte Me Computers - Located in Northgate,
104 College Main, 846-1763
8 meg RAM chips 72 pin sims $59. This is not a type-
oil Call 693-1205 or 764-4425. Dragon1@mall.myri
ad com
DJ MUSIC
Professional DJ/MC - Peter Block. Specializing in
Aggie Weddings/Anniversaries/Parties. Mobile to any
where in Texas Formal attire always! The Party Block
Mobile DJ 693-6294
Adopt: Puppies, Kittens, Cats, Dogs. Many purebreds!
Brazos Shelter 775-5755
Kitten needs a home. Rambunctious black & white
male. 4 mo. old, vaccinated, loves dogs. Call 822-7433
UiALCSTATi
Attn Aggies! For sale - perfect set-up on loop, 15 min.
from campus Large 2-2. 1993 mobile home, includes
w/d. some furniture, even pots & pans & dishes), a/c,
heat Call (409) 779-2123 ask for Nancy.
D.R. CAIN PROPERTIES
Brazos House Apts.
2401 Welsh, C.S. 693-9957
Longmire House Apts.
2300 Longmire, C.S. 693-7741
Yellow House Apts.
SW Pkwy & Welsh, C.S. 696-9492
1BD/1 BA&2BD/1 BAar2BD/2EAAPl$
Duplexes & 4-Plexes - Bryan & C.S.
Our Apartments Are Cleaner
Our Prices Are Better
Our Service is the BEST!!
MfllN OFFICE - 3002 Texas Ave. S.,
C.S.
693-8850
Now Preleasing for the fall!
no DM MATE
Female roommate needed for fall, own rm., utilities
paid, $225/mo. 775-6104
Nice house with W & D. close to campus. $375/mo.
includes utilities. 693-9103
Roommate needed for fall or spring & fall. Nice house,
huge yard, garage, new appliances, $285/mo. 693-
6559
Roommate for Country Living. Nice 2 bdrm/1 bath
mobile home, $200/mo + 1/2 utilities, fenced yard, pets
o.k. Kellie 779-7445
Need 2 roommates, 3 bdrm/2 bath, w/d, own room,
$266/mo. Rosewood Villas. Dave 696-4967
Roommate needed for fall for a 2 bdrm/1 1/2 bath,
$262/mo., pool, Laundromat. 779-0959 Mary or
Patricia
Private bedroom - $ 120/mo + 1/3 utilities. Please call
Karen at 846-5136
Hoover's Tennis Service. Same-day & overnight ser
vice. Re-stringing tennis & racquet-ball racquets. 696-
9733
AMMOttMCEiftEIITS
AAA Texas Defensive Driving & Driver’s Training. Lot-
of-fun, Laugh-a-lotl! Ticket dismissal, insurance dis
count. M-TU(6pm-9pm), W-Th(6pm-9pm), Fri(6pm-
8pm) & Sat(10am-2:30pm), Sat(8am-2:30pm). Next to
Black Eyed Pea. Walk-ins welcome. $25 cash.
Lowest price allowed by law. 111 Univ. Dr., Ste 217,
846-6117. Show up 30 min early
Attention all students!!! Grants & Scholarships avail
able from sponsors! Billions of $$$ in college money
$$$. Call 1-800-243-2435
Free Financial Aid! Over $6 Billion in public and private
sector grants & scholarships is now available All stu
dents are eligible regardless of grades, income or par
ent's income. Let us help Call Student Financial
Services: 1-800-263-6495 ext. F58553
Need a diversion? Tour Big 12 on Metropolis BBS.
Live chat! Games galore - MajorMUD, Farwest Trivia,
etc! Free demo accounts! Internet Access! Call (409)
694-8441 via modem.
All typing needs - resumes, dissertations, term papers,
forms etc. 486 computer. Jewel 822-0001
HELP WANTED
EMPLOYMENT OPPORTUNITIES for
Portugu ese/English Bilinguals
Universal Computer Services, Inc., in business since 1970, develops, installs &
supports the sophisticated computer systems available to automobile dealerships.
We are currently recruiting for the following entry-level bilingual positions:
CLIENT EDUCATION
This is the initial phase for a new client to thoroughly train each user to use our
software, hardware and documentation.
SOFTWARE INSTALLATION
Our software representatives assist clients through the critical “launch” phase and
consult with dealership management to analyze and customize their set up.
TECHNICAL WRITER/TRANSLATOR
All reference materials and documentation is done in-house and requires extreme
command of the language and great attention to detail.
All positions listed will be based in Houston, TX, provide full training, and
require written and verbal fluency in Portuguese and English. Client interactive
positions require heavy travel to Brazil at our expense. We offer competitive
salary, excellent benefits and long-term opportunity. Non-smoking environment.
EOE. Please submit curriculum/resume (in English) with salary requirements to:
Universal Computer Services, Inc.
6700 Hollister
Houston, TX 77040
Attn. Amy Sherwin - Ad #2145
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1 and 2 Bdrm apartment available now. Ask about our
specials 822-0472
Two bedroom apartment south of campus. Available
now. $250.00 696-2038
Yeast Infection
Great deal!! 2-1,884 sq. ft., 5 closets, microwave, ceil
ing fans, intrusion alarm, $459/mo. 691-2062
Spacious, renovated C. Sta. 2/2 4-plex, available now
& fall, W/D conn., shuttle, gas & electric. $500/mo.
Select Properties 696-3107
Walk to campus! Northgate area. Normandy Square
condos - 2 bdrm/1 ba. Available immediately; also pre
leasing for August $575. Purchase option available.
776-3690 or 268-0840.
MONTERREY APARTMENTS - 2 bedroom, 813 sq. ft.,
pool, ceiling fans, large closets & kitchens. Pre-leasing
August - $475 - water/sewer paid. 268-0840 or 776-
3690
Women 16 years of age and older
If you are experiencing vaginal
itching, burning, irritation or
discharge you may be eligible to
participate. As a participant you
will receive $150 for completion
of study (3 visits). Physician
visits and medication are FREE.
No blood drawn!!
Sinus Infection?
The Villas of Cherry Hollow - Now pre-leasing for fall a
spacious 2-1 & a 2-1 1/2 studio. Walk to class! 503
Cherry St., C.S. 846-2173
Large 2 bdrm/1 ba apartment now available, on shuttle
route. Excellent for college student or small family.
$365/mo. 1-800-840-9931
Quiet country atmosphere - Large 1 bedroom duplex
w/fireplace, no pets, $375/mo. + bills. 693-8534
Available August - C. Sta. large 2-1 1/2 four-plex, W/D,
shuttle, assigned parking. Manuel Drive four-plexes
693-3477
If you are at least 18 years old
and have a sinus infection with
symptoms such as runny nose,
nasal congestion, cough, you
may qualify to participate in a
research study. If you qualify you
will receive:
AT NO CHARGE
Sinus X-Rays
Study-Related Medical Care
Study Medication
Financial Compensation
Psoriasis Study
Individuals with psoriasis needed
to participate in a research study
using an investigative topical
medication. Volunteers will be
compensated for their time and
travel.
Call for more information:
J & S Studies, Inc.
846-5933
Need part-time cleaners for commercial buildings.
Working hours 5pm-8pm. Hours vary sometimes. No
weekend work. Great for college students, must have
car and phone. Call 823-1614 for appt.
$1,750 weekly possible mailing our circulars. For info
call (202)393-7723
Prestigious teaching position, must have had Tx. D.L. 5
yrs. +, & college experience. Work evenings &
Saturdays, averages out to $5.00/hr. No DWI's, Pi’s
etc. 694-2122
Telephone interviewer position available. $5/hr., days,
evening & weekends work. Contact IntelliQuest at 268-
5307 or come by 702 University Dr. Ea. Ste. 102F
College Station.
SUMMER WORK. Up to $9.00 starting. P-t/F-t, temp./
perm, available. Internships & Scholarships available
(conditions exist). Training provided. 696-7734
Lose Weight! Needed: 74 people. All natural. Doctor
recommended. (719) 471 -6544
China Garden Restaurant now hiring all positions.
Please call 823-2818
Make-ready assistant - cleaning/light painting. Aug.
15-29, $5.50/hr. 696-1138
Wanted; Instructor To teach Law School Admission
Test For Kaplan Educational Center. Please Call 696-
7737
Notes & Quotes is now accepting applications for the
fall semester. Apply in person at 701 W. University.
Telemarketers needed promoting the circus. All shifts,
flex. hrs„ M-F. Mike 846-8818
Kirk’s Cleaners. Full-time counter position available,
apply in person at 3030 Ea. 29th, Bryan.
Part-time technician for home medical equipment com
pany. Will train the right individual. Apply at 700 E.
University, suite 103, C. Sta.
Personal care attendant for disabled person. Please
call 764-8324
Private school wants students with experience in
drama, music & Spanish to teach children ages 3-8,
once or twice a week. Contract fee. Call 823-4751,
ask for Kim or Kamy
California Smoothies needs part-time help, starting
immediately. Ask for Jim 846-6202
OFFICE MANAGER - Full-Time. Highly organized,
people-oriented individual needed to run a busy edu
cational center. Strong understanding of customer ser
vice and ability to follow through on details is required.
Work experience and Mac computer literacy preferred.
Salary commensurate with experience. If you enjoy
helping others and managing an office, please apply by
calling KAPLAN at 696-7737
EMPLOYMENT OPPORTUNITY
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Now Hiring!
Restaurant Crew
Wendy’s of College Station has
restaurant crew positions available.
Full and part-time crew
members are needed.
We offer:
• Flexible hours
• Meal discounts • Free uniforms
• Excellent starting wages
Plus training and a chance to move
into management. Call or visit our
Wendy’s location:
1 202 Southwest Pkwy. C. Sta., Texas
Phone # 693-4951
Cruise Ships Now Hiring - Earn up to $2,000+/month
working on Cruise Ships or Land-Tour companies.
World travel. Seasonal & full-time employment avail
able. No experience necessary. For more information
call 1-206-971-3550 ext. C58553.
Airlines Now Hiring - Domestic & International staff
needed! Flight attendants, ticket agents, reservation-
ists, ground crew + more. Excellent travel benefits!
Call 1-206-971-3690 ext. L58551
Alaska Summer Employment - Fishing Industry.
Earn up to $3,000 - $6,000+ per month. Room &
Board! Transportation! Male/Female. No experience
necessary! (206) 971-3510 ext. A58554
INSURANCE ASSISTANT - AGGIES ONLY - Highly
technical Austin insurance office needs "Take Charge-
computer experienced assistant with customer service
skills Mail or Fax resume: Melissa, 512-478-8779.
Email: wrowley@benefits com
LOST & FOUND
Ladies amethyst & diamond dinner ring - Lost around
July 2nd Reward! (806)655-4579
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Students who want to lose weight. Metabolism break-
thru. FDA reg. $29.95. V, MC. Disc. & checks. Fast
free local delivery. (409)823-3307.
Tickets needed for August 16th graduation. Will pay
Call (713) 474-4636
Need graduation tickets for August 17. Will pay. Call
693-8648, ask for Jennifer.
Graduation tickets needed for August 16th. Will pay!!
Call (409) 846-3897
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Parents Special at Angelsgate Bed & Breakfast -
Affordable, elegant suites at the price of a hotel room.
Call 779-1231
FOR SALE
Look!!! Why pay rent when you can own a manufac
tured home for less. 2 & 3 bdrm model homes on large
wooded sites ready to move in. 779-2123
Keg refrig, full CQ2 tank, all hoses & taps $300 O.B.O.
696-6912
Full size climb in/stand-up video game - discs of Tron.
$425 O.B.O. 696-2094
Kegerator - all tanks included. Perfect condition $325
O.B.O. 696-2094
Microwaves, refrigerators, laundry stack units, other
appliances. Appliance Distributors. 775-3282
Sofa-bed $50, dresser $15, table $20, negotiable.
Cristina 846-7255
Custom made loft with bookshelf headboard for sale.
Excellent condition $75. Call 693-2479 Darla
Acoustic guitar; Sarnie, hardly used. Chad 696-7421
GT Tlmberllne Mountain bike Chromolly, STX compo
nents. paid $450, barely riden. A steal! selling for $325
O.B.O. 693-8834, Nathan.
Kodak carousel slide trays for sale. Capacity 80/140,
$5/$7.50 774-0003
Trek 800 mountain bike. Forest green with Shimano
components. Great condition. $200 Phone: 823-2811
or E-mail toAQS@TAM2000.TAMU.EDU
5 piece bedroom set, cream with brass trim, all wood,
excellent condition. Must Sellll $175 Taking best offer.
Call Roma at 693-2226
In his newest movie Kazaam,
Shaquille O’Neal proves his
$120 million salary is for his tal
ent in the NBA, not Hollywood.
And, be fore
warned, he does have
several rap numbers
in the film.
O’Neal plays Kaza
am, a 3,000-year-old
genie who is called
upon by the young
Max Conner (Francis
Capra) when Max acci
dentally knocks over
the boom box Kazaam
was trapped in.
Max is struggling to find sta
bility. His mother remarries a
man Max does not like. Max fi
nally meets his biological father
at age 12. His father is a back-
alley music pirater involved with
an unfriendly crowd. And the
school bullies don’t give him a
moment’s rest.
But with the arrival of the
bard in the bottle, the rapping
Kazaam, Max finds a path to
salvation. Kazaam grants Max
three wishes (no, really?), but
Max wants to savor those wish
es, because Kazaam cannot
leave until he uses all three.
Max tries to help his father
out of his deadly situation, but
he finds himself caught in the
same situation. Max’s own
greediness stands in his his
way. Plus, Kazaam also begins
to become materialistic after he
is discovered as a major rap tal
ent (remember that this is
fairy tale).
It is hardly a smirk-indt
ing drudge through a contm
plot that makes the audier.
wish they were watchingtf
hours of Shaq slam dunk hif
Movie Rt vn w
Kazaam : rAd
Starring Shaquille O’Neal V;
Directed by Paul M. Olaser *
Rated PG ■ " f
Playing at tidily wood 16
5 * (out of five)
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Panasonic cordless phone/speaker-phone $65, trunk
$15, dorm fridge $75, portable RCA cd player with car
adapter $70. Call 764-0814
Sofa & matching chair $100, full size bed $40, desk
$25. Call 821-6266
For sale - Jerry Jeff Walker tickets at Gruene Hall.
Saturday, July 27th. 764-3916
The Battalion
Classified Advertising
• Easy* Affordable • Effective
For information, call
845-0569
Kazaam (Shaquille O'Neal) is a
rapping genie
lights instead.
The only enjoyable part
this movie-going experience;:
not even in the film itself, it !
the kids in the theater carryiis
on about why the musical Ski
does not deserve $120 millic
dollars in the NBA.
“He’s not even half as goodtj
Hakeem,” one boy said. “Hecai
even make free throws. All!
ever does is dunk.”
And do not expect to leave !
Shaq movie without the
evitable basketball-dunkingij
lusion. Since the Lakers’ov]
Shaq Attack plays the omnipf
tent rhyme master of the hot:
(well, boom box), one would a
pect the writers to include!
scene where Kazaam woulc
ironically, have difficulty pla;
ing basketball.
But, alas, the writers provie
too clever a script to allow sue
a predictable joke. They, in fan
stun the audience with a nit
ning twist of wit as the All-Pn
Genie rolls a bad guy into aba
and soars over the heads ofth;
others to slam dunk him intoil
garbage chute. Boom-shakalaka ’
Kazaam is by no means:
career-ending injury fo!
O’Neal’s life in the movies, bii:)
it certainly is no gold medal
winner either.
Shaq’s career as an icon, a:
age 24, is just beginning. Ther
are certainly more great gam?'
to come and definitely some be!
ter movies.
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HEALTH PLAN
1897-1997
SCOTT S WHITE
Delivering tomorrow’s health care today
July 1996
Dear Scott White Health Plan Member:
To provide personalized, comprehensive, high quality health care at a
reasonable cost is the mission of the Scott & White Health Plan. In order
for us to realize our mission in Bryan/College Station, it has become
necessary for the Scott & White Health Plan to re-evaluate its relationship
with both Brazos County hospitals. Effective September 1, 1996, the St.
Joseph Regional Health Center in Bryan will be the exclusive provider of
inpatient health care services for our membership in Bryan/College
Station. The Health Plan has made this decision only after a great deal of
thought and analysis.
We hope you will appreciate our desire to stay on course with our mission
which is to provide you and your family with personalized,
comprehensive, high quality health care at a reasonable cost. We believe
our partnership with the St. Joseph Regional Health Center helps us
accomnlish this If you have any further questions or comments, please
call our Bryan/College Station Health Plan Office at 409-268-7947 or 1-
800-791-8777.
Sincerely,
John W. Roberts, M.D.
President
2401 South 31st Street Temple, Texas 76308-3000 • Internet Home Page: http://swinfo.tamu.edu
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