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Each year before the. A&M-Texas game, the stu dent papers of both schools exchange editorials in a war of words. Except for a few minor typographic correc tions, the Texan's editorial runs as it was written. T his is the time of year when every true Long horn takes time to thank God for not being a crew-cut-wearin'-fried-chicken-eatin'-sheep- lovin'-Republican-votin'-no-grass-steppin'-boot wearin' Aggie. why we chose 77te University of Texas. Who would want to go to a school that saves a little patch of grass for over-pumped men with crew cuts to march on? At the University we can let our san daled feet frolic freely on all the grass we want to. And who would want to go to a school that forces everyone to say "howdy"? Here at the University we've moved on to more sophisticated salutations like "hello." pj»og juiuopp-j uoijupvq aqx We all know that you have a big bonfire every year, but it's the length of the fire that counts. Be sides, aren't those flames burnt orange? It's hard to believe with all of those engineers down there you haven't developed special Aggie flames that burn maroon. On second thought, maybe you guys aren't smart enough to play with fire. /a And finally to the meat of the matter: football. Be prepared to take Reveille home with her tail be tween her legs because the Horns are ready for a stampede. When there's cotton at stake, there's no stoppin' an all-out assault on Aggieland. The Horns will be there to sack 'em, smash 'em and hook 'em all the way to the Cotton Bowl. All that will be left is to gag 'em. rz $ C\ I Make sure when you're torching that forest and polluting the environment that your little Lassie wannabe doesn't get singed. And when the old dog dies, why bury it in the end zone, when you can eat it like we do up here? Guess one little doggie couldn't feed the masses like our large, virile Bevo. As if you need to be reminded, the Longhorns will be going to the Cotton Bowl in January. This probably explains your severe case of cotton envy despite all ef forts to try to buy a football team this year. What's minimum wage for sleeping in a broom closet? Maybe you guys should just stick with wool, as in sheep, the poor animals you tend to lust after. We all know that a cotton plant isn't as nice to cuddle up with on those cold College Station nights. 'dC*oo<? 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