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Wednesday, September 8,1993
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Lady Aggies spear Cardinals in volleyball
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From Staff and Wire Reports
The Texas A&M Lady Aggie volleyball team beat
the Lamar Cardinals three games out of four
Wednesday night at McDonald Gym in Beaumont in
front of 409 people.
The match was Lamar's season opener.
After dropping the first game 15-17, the Aggies
reeled off three straight victories by scores of 15-2,
15-11 and 15-12.
Senior outside hitter Sheila Morgan led the team
with 28 kills followed by fellow senior Kim Mitchell
who had 14. Mitchell also had two service aces.
Senior middle blocker Amy Kisling had a success
ful game as she shined both offensively and defen
sively. Although third in the number of kills, she
had the team's best hitting percentage with .478.
Mithcell was a close second with a .462 percentage.
Kisling also led the team with three solo blocks
and one block assist. Her eight digs were only sec
ond to senior Genny Wood, setter and outside hitter,
who grabbed nine.
A&M upped its season record to 4-1 after coming
out of their season debut at the Dan Gamel Invita
tional with a 3-1 record and a second-place trophy.
Winder
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Five minutes later ....
Bob: (Man, where is that air
plane) "Just a second, honey, and
I promise Til get you some wa
ter."
EMS: "Sir, excuse me sir, do
you know this woman next to
you?"
Bob: "Yeah, she's my girl
friend, what do you want?"
EMS (loading Linda onto a
stretcher): "Well sir, she's had a
heat stroke and at this moment
she's unconscious."
Airplane heard flying over
head ....
Bob: "Well wake her up then,
man, can't you see I'm proposing
to the woman I love."
and looking up to see hundreds
of messages and announcements.
Football Team:
"His knee was down before he
fumbled."
"Attention defense: They are
about to hand-off to the full
back."
"You defensive backs don't
have to worry about a thing.
We'll do a nose dive at all their
The truth though is that most
marriage proposals aided by
planes do result in wedding bells.
That's why this unique form of
communication should be used
more often in trying to get the
message across. The sky could be
the biggest bulletin board in all of
Aggieland.
Just imagine being at a game
receivers.
"Corey, if your reading this
sign you're about to be sacked."
Dating:
"Jill, I'm really sorry I never
knew you had a twin."
"All right Steve, I'll go out
with you now will you release
my family?"
"Excuse me, but did you know
you have an hour glass figure
with a paper bag fa^e."
"Marry me Tina or I'll crash
this plane right into the middle of
the field."
A d v er tisements:
"Chemistry and history books
to sell, 867-5309"
"Loft. Good condition. Little
fire damage."
"Read David Winder's column
weekly in the Battalion."
"12 kegs, my house, after
game."
Parents:
"I'm flunking out of school
and I thought you might want to
know."
"Mom and dad. I'm getting
married to my English professor
in June."
"You know how you always
said you wanted grandchildren?"
"I'm legally changing my
name from Anthony to Butt-
Head."
Stupid People:
"Everybody looks like ants
from up here."
"Them bats is smart, they use
radar."
"Clinton/Gore '96"
"Dallas and Houston: Texas
Super Bowl"
Kyle Field Populace:
"Your attention please: A
bomb will explode on the first
deck in three minutes."
"Got a little story for you Ags:
I'm not wearing any pants."
"I am the walrus. Cu-cu-ca-
chu. Cu-cu-ca-chu."
"Hi, my name is Mike, and I'm
an alcoholic."
Miscellaneous
"Nothing really to say, just
thought I would waste some
money."
"I hate you, you hate me, let's
hang Barney from a tree."
"I am the Lizard King."
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When it comes to guidance and
companionship, Mickens only has
to glance to the other side of the
field to see teammate and fellow
cornerback Aaron Glenn. For ,
Mickens, Glenn is a teacher as ‘
well as a friend.— —»
"I look at him for help and to
lead me because he's been there
before," Mickens said. "I look to
him to help me in bad situations,
but on the field, of course, we def
initely have a competition among
ourselves."
The tandem of Glenn and
Mickens has been talked about as
being one of the premier corner-
back combinations in the confer
ence , but Mickens is keeping a
level head and admits he's still
got a long way to go.
"I've got to work more on my
technique and I've got to focus in
on it more," Mickens said. "I just
want to have a solid season and
I'd like to try and perfect my style
and make necessary corrections. I
want to play my best all the time,
but I've still got a lot to work on."
During the next three seasons,
Mickens hopes to add his own fla
vor to the A&M defense, but his
ultimate goal is to emulate those
who have come before him.
"I want to contribute my own
style to the defense," Mickens
said, "But obviously I want to
contribute YiT<i£ Kevih Smith 'and.
Derrick Frai^eiYdid.
"I'd like to follow in their foot
steps and maybe even take it up a
notch."
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