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COLD RESEARCH STUDY
Patients needed with aches and pains associated with the • ’
common cold to participate in a cold research study.
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Eligible volunteers will be compensated for
participating in a medication research study.
YEAST INFECTION STUDY
Female patients with symptoms of a yeast infection needed
to participate in a research study with a new regimen of
over-the-counter medication (cream). Eligible volunteers .,
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(409) 846-5933
(close to campus)
NEED CASH???
Become a plasma donor and
earn $120.00/mo. Friendly,
professional staff and a safe,
easy procedure provide a
guaranteed income for the
little things you need!!!
WESTGATE PLASMA CENTER
4223 Welborn Rd. 846-8855
JOIN THE NEW
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JOBS, JOBS, JOBS
Telephone fundraising for national
charities. No experience
necessary. $5-$6 per/hr. to start.
Evenings and weekends.
For immediate placement
call Mary 776-4246
POSTAL JOBS
AVAILABLE!
Many positions. Great benefits.
Call '(800) 436-4365.
Ext. P-3332.
EARN $500+ Weekly stuffing envelopes at home. Send
long SASE: Country Living Shoppers, Dept. El 7, 14415-
E Greenwell Springs Rd. Suite 318, Greenwell Springs,
LA 70739.
$200-$500 WEEKLY Assemble products at home. Easy!
No selling. You're paid direct. Fully Guaranteed. FREE
Information-24 Hour Hotline. 801-379-2900 Copyright#
TX 044650.
Looking for a highly motivated sophomore or junior to be
the Spring Campus Manager for 1993-94 school year.
Excellent pay and benefits. Mail or fax resume to: Sprint
Manager Program, Collegiate Advantage, 143 Newbury
Street Boston, MA02116 FAX (617) 236-4713.
Health Club worker 20-30 hrs. Must be CPR certified.
Prefer health majors. Royal Oaks Racquet Club 4455
Carter Creek 846-8838.
Tour Guide Applications available March 26-April 9 at the
Aggieland Visitor Center, Rudder Tower.
Graduate students needed a notetakers. Call for more
information 846-2255.
Cashfor your notes English 319, English 321, History 214.
Help a sick fellow Ag 696-0024. i,
SUMMER WORK INTERNSHIP AVAILABLE. Interested
in averaging $1,833/mo. Must be interested in developing
sales or communication skills. All majors. 1-800-888-
5470. ^
COUNSELORS FOR CAMP COBBOSSEE - Summer
positions available at competitive Boys Sports Camp in
Maine. Must have strong skills and ability to instruct,
coach, or assist in one or more of the following: Baseball,
Tennis, Basketball, Soccer, Hockey^ Lacrosse, Archery,
Riflery, Arts & Crafts, Martial Arts, English, Horseback
Riding and all Waterfront Activities including; Swimming,
(WSI), Sailing, Water Skiing, Windsurfing, Scuba. Lo
cated on a beautiful lake in Central Maine near Boston.
Excellent facilities. Top Salaries. Room/Board/Laundry.
Travel Allowance. Call orwrite Steve Rubin, lOSilvermine
Drive, South Salem, New York 10590; 914-533-6104.
Marketing Student Needed to earn extra cash, great
experience opportunity! Call 1-800-303-1572foran inter
view.
Part-time hardware/software design help needed. Call
764-8578 ext. 350.
300 SUMMER CAMP POSITIONS in NY, PA, MASS &
MAINE. Need skills in: Tennis, WSI/Swimming, Water-
skiing, Sailing, Windsurfing, Gymnastics, Equestrian,
Baseball, Basketball, Soccer, Hockey, Lacrosse, Canoe
ing, Fencing, Riflery, Archery, Rocketry, Woodshop, Ce
ramics, Fitness, Dance, Piano, Guitar, Ropes/Pioneer
ing, Nurses, Food Service. Upper Classmen Preferred-
Arlene-1 -800-443-6428.
ALASKA SUMMER EMPLOYMENT - fisheries. Earn
$600+/week in canneries or $4,000+/month on fishing
boats. Free transportation! Room & Board! Over 8,000
openings. No experience necessary. Male or Female.
For employment program call 1 -206-545-4155 ext A5855.
EASY ASSEMBLY any hours, $339.84 week, family of 3
earns $4417.92 monthly. FREE Information -24 Hour
Hotline. 801-379-2900 Copyright# TX044652.
Cruiseline entry level on-board/landside positions avail
able. Summer or year round, great pay, transportation
paldl 813-229-5478.
Marketing Healthcare in public weekends only $7.50/hr.
plus bonus. Apply at 2005 South TX Ave. Bryan.
Healthy males wanted as semen donors. Help infertile
couples. Confidentiality ensured. Ethnic diversity desir
able. Ages 18-35, excellent compensation. Contact
Fairfax Cryobank, 1121 Briarcrest Suite 101, 776-4453
Services
TEXT SCANNING
Any printed report, document,
namelists, etc. scanned into your
word processor or DOS text file.
Inexpensive & Very Fast!!!
Call Us 779-6068
Roommate Wanted
House! Looking for two male housemates! Summer &
Fall. Non-smoker, nondestructive, peaceful; $170+utili-
ties. Located on Lincoln Avenue. Call Dave 696-7119.
House summer $175/mo. Fall $200/mo. Utilities in
cluded, bus route 775-6104.
Female roommate 2BR/1 BA duplex $207.50+1/2 utilities.
Pets okay. Stacie 822-5426.
Female Roommate needed now thru May. Non-smoking,
own room, pool, shuttle; $216.50 plus 1/2 utilities. 696-
0944.
Roommate Needed for summer semesters. Own room 1
1/2 baths, half rent $225 plus half utilities. Serious student
only. 693-8058.
SADDLE PACKAGE: Western saddle, saddle blanket,
leather bridle, vinyl halter. Brushes selling for $300 or best
offer. Kathy 696-5610.
7-piece den rustic furniture $200; coffee table $75; recliner
$50; 6-drawer pedestal oak waterbed w/bookcase head-
board complete $250. Negotiable. 693-2659.
1985 Honda 450 cc Night Hawk windshield rack $900.
693-5585.
Two HP-14B Business calculators still boxed never been
used. Cost $75.00 each, 2 for $140.00 or best offer. Call
696-2174.
Sega Genesis core and CD system, brand new with two
controllers, 5 CDs. $300 775-0347.
SENIOR BOOTS: HOUCKS #B79-21 4661, 19 1/2" tall;
size 9 1/2-10; excellent condition; $400 214-352-3651.
Motorcycle for sale 1980 Honda CM 400E, excellent
condition $800. Dave 846-7104.
Matching sofa and loveseat $200 846-5775.
Like new coffee table $30.00 or best offer. Phone 696-
0213. ask for Art.
Soloflex for sale w/butterfly S leg attachments $750 or
best offer 693-3421.
1977 Toyota Corolla asking $700. 4-door a/t. 690-0534
any time.
Soloflex $300 o.b.o. Two pair Lucchese boots never worn
$75 o.b.o. 847-0121.
Dalmatian Puppies 4 males, 10 wks. old, A.K.C. regis
tered shots, wormed. Males-$150. Contact Jess after 4
p.m. M-F at (409) 696-8404 or (713) 342-1827.
For Rent
For Lease
Getting married need to sublease 2/2 apartment for
summer at The Colony $420/mo. 696-3426.
A&M AREA Now Preleasing 2/3 bedroom houses/du
plexes ; near shuttle route. Call Greg 693-7270 or 693-
5571.
Computers
PC AT/286 20MB Harddrive, 5 1/4HD, 3 1/2HD floppy
drives, color monitor, some software, $400 (day#)862-
2590, 846-6460.
For Sale
SEIZED CARS, trucks, boats,
4 wheelers, motbrhom ( as, by FBI,
IRS, DEA. Available your area
now. Call 1-800-436-4363
Ext., C-1201.
Roomy Ibdrm apartment for summer near A&M new
carpet and appliances $364/mo. Call 764-8414.
A 3bd/2ba 4-plex with washer/dryer, on shuttle, starting at
$525/mo. 696-4384 or 764-0704.
2BR Apartment close to TAMU. Carpeted, stove, refrig-
erator 696-2038.
3/2 four-plex, College Station - garage, shuttle, $570 693-
0551, 764-8051.
Rooms For Rent: Fully furnished: All bills paid, close to
campus: Short term leases. Call Greg 693-1899.
2 /I 1/2 luxury 4-plex, washer/dryer C.S., shuttle, near
A&M $475 693-0551, 764-8051.
FRESHLY RENOVATED HUGE 2bd apartments, 3 1/2
miles from A&M. Semester lease okay. 822-0472.
Business Opportunity
Vend Laundry Products in dorms and apartments; 100%
MARK UP. Small investments. Call 1-800-DUAL PAG.
' Lost & Found
Ring found at AGEC Bldg. 3/26/93. Call if you lost your
ring. 847-1698.
Disc Jockey for all occasions. Affordable, experienced,
Jason Bailey 696-0302.
DJ MUSICIII Weddings, Parties, Spring Special $25 off.
Steve Tunne(l 596-2582 or toll free 1-800-303-2582.
Miscellaneous
Absolutely free windshield chip repair special time limited
offer. Every crack starts with a chip. Call 846-CHIP.
Shimano SPD dual-cleat pedals-$90, Shimano SH-M100
racing shoes-$40, less than 200 miles on both. Excellent
condition 823-3800.
Macintosh SE/30 4MB RAM 80MB H/D $1000. Gordon
845-3919 (DAY) 823-7,599 (NIGHT).
27ft. Holiday Rambler travel trailer, rear bath, sleeps 4
$3500 775-3697/(713) 377-6957.
18ft. Sunfish $500; Bumperpool table $60; CB-700 snare
$40; surfboard hardrack $25; o.b.o. Call John 846-7640.
Neon Miller sing $80 693-5767.
90 Toyota Camry DX station wagon, 63,000mi. $7,575
268-1307 or 846-5289.
Daybed, white iron/brass, complete w/firm ortho mat
tresses and trundle, never used, still boxed. Cost $850.00.
Must sell $250. cash 713-855-8474.
Brass Bed, queen size, complete w/firm orthopedic mat
tress set, never used, still boxed, cost $750,00. Must sell
$200.00 cash 713-855-8474.
Fundraisers
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No obligation. No cost.
And a FREE
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if you qualify. Call
1-800-932.0528, Ext 65
Joy’s Professional Typing, Word Processing, Resume
Service, Laser Printer; 764-8538.
TYPING, PROOFREADING, EDITING. English BA, $3/
page. Tasha 774-1279 leave message.
Typing on MAC Laser prints. 24 hours or less 696-3892.
AAA DEFENSIVE DRIVING. LOTS OF FUN, LAUGH A
LOT!!!!!!!! Ticket dismissal, M-Tu(6-10 p.m ), W-Th. (6-10
p.m.), Fri. (6-10 p.m.)-Sat.(8-12 noon). Sat. (8-4:30 p.m.)
Across from University Tower. Walk-ins welcome $20.00.
411 Tx Ave. So. 846-6117.
The Texas A&M University
Student Publications Board
is accepting applications for
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Editor, Aggieland
1994
The editor of the 1994 Aggieland yearbook will serve from
August 1993 through August 1994.
Editor, The Battalion
Summer 1993
The summer '93 editor will serve from May 24,1993, through
August 6, 1993.
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Editor, The Battalion
Fall 1993
The fall '93 editor will serve from August 16, 1993, through
December 10, 1993.
Application forms should be picked up and returned to the
Student Publications Manager's office, room 230 Reed
McDonald Building. Deadline for submitting application: 5
p.m. Wednesday, March 31, 1993. Applicants will be inter
viewed during the Student Publications Board Meeting be
ginning at 3 p.m. Monday, April 5, 1993, in room 327 Reed
McDonald.
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What's Up
Wednesday
Beta Beta Beta (Biological Honor
Society): "Improving Leadership Skills"
with Brad Dobson - Department of
Agricultural Education. Meet tonight at 7
p.m. in 230 of the MSC. For more
information, contact Joan Pokluda.
Aggies for Barton: Come support
Republican and fellow Aggie Joe Barton
'72 in his race for the U.S. Senate. Meet
in the Conference Room (139) of the
Student Services Building at 7 p.m.
tonight. For more information, call
Jamey Webster (822-7447).
Pre-Law Society: A general meeting with
guest speaker John Lopez from the
Princeton Review. Meet in 501 Rudder
this evening at 8:30 p.m. For more
information, call David McLean (696-
8913).
United Campus Ministry: Aggie Supper
will be held this evening at 6 p.m. in the
church located behind the Chicken. For
more information, contact Bryan McNeill
(847-1423).
SCA Speech Communication
Association: A meeting will be held this
evening at 7 p.m. with Dr. Don
Tomlinson, Professor of Journalism as a
guest speaker. All Majors are welcome.
Meet in 1 25 Blocker. For more
information, contact Belia Gonzalez
(693-5837).
International Students Association:
Showing of the extraordinary French
movie, "Diva". Free for everyone.
Refreshments will be served. Meet in
225 of the MSC at 6:30 p.m. tonight.
For more information, call Philipp Zeissig
(696-5905).
Students for the Exploration and
Development of Space: Jeff Lafater, of
Space Industries International, will speak
on upcoming Sll Projects and the future
of space technology. Meet tonight at
8:30 p.m. in 308 Rudder. For more
information, call Robb (696-0725) or
Roxanne (693-4039).
AIESEC: A general meeting will be held
in 504 Rudder tonight at 8:30 p.m. For
more information, contact Mary
Catherine (847-8289).
MSC Jordan Institute: "Ghana to Texas"
- over 40 professional dancers,
musicians, performers, and storytellers
from Ghana's national theatre company.
Meet tonight at 8 p.m. in Rudder
Auditorium c FREE admission. For more
information call 845-1515.
Music Department: Ghana Dance
Ensemble. This event will take place
today at 12:30 p.m. in the Rudder
Exhibit Hall - free admission. For more
information, call the Music Department
(845-3355).
Compensation & Salary Analysis
Seminar: The Career Center is offering a
seminar to help students learn to analyze
salaries and benefits packages for better
decision making about job offers. This
seminar will be held in 1 1 1 of the SSB at
1 p.m. For more information, call the
Career Center (845-5139).
FACEs: End of the year program:
awards and refreshments will be
provided. Meet in 404 Rudder tonight at
8:30 p.m. For more information, call the
FACEs office (845-9804).
Alcoholics Anonymous: A general
discussion will be held in the CDPE from
12:30-1:30 p.m. For more information,
call the CDPE (845-0280).
MSC Hospitality: The MSC Hospitality
will be hosting a Lost and Found Auction!
This event will take place today from
1 1 :30 a.m. to 2 p.m. in the MSC
Flagroom. For more information, coll
Jennifer Glunz (696-0573) Mandy Aune
(693-3901) or MSC Hospitality |845-
1515).
Student Government: The Student Body
elections will be held starting today until
April 1 from 9 a.m. to 6 p.m. The
locations will be in the MSC, Blocker,
Library, Zachary, and Kleberg. For more
information, call the Student Government
office (845-3051).
Reformed University Fellowship: On
March 31 at 6:45pm in Rudder 401,
there will be Bible Study and fellowship.
Texas Industries for the Blind and
Handicapped: On March 31 from 9am
to 3:30 pm in the MSC room 212 and
224, there will be a product expo.
Representatives from over twenty work
centers statewide will be on hand to
answer questions bout products ond/or
this state use program. Call Paul at 845-
3879 or Joseph at 845-3860.
Live Videoconference: On Wednesday
from 12 to 3pm in 225 MSC, there will
be a live videoconference- "Women of
Color in Higher Education: Too Invisible,
Too Silent, For Too Long." The
conference will be followed by a TAMU
panel discussion. Call Dr. Pat Larke al
845-8384 or Dr. Laverne Young-
Hawkins at 845-4077.
What’s up is a Battalion service which
lists non-profit events and activities.
Items for What’s Up should be
submitted to The Battalion, 013 Reed
McDonald, no later than three business
days before the desired run date.
Application deadlines and notices are
not events and will not run in What's
Up. If you have questions, call the
newsroom at 845-3316.
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Schedule Change!
Unfortunately, Simple Men
has been cancelled. It has been
replaced by Unforgiven.
(Sorry for any inconvenience.)
ADMISSION: $2.50
Presented in Rudder Theatre Complex
Questions? Call...
• Rudder Box Office 845-1234
• Aggie Cinema Hotline 847-8478
• Student Programs Office 845-1515
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THURSDAY / 7:30 & 10:00
SATURDAY / 7:00,9:30 & 12:00
Winner of 4 Academy Awards, including
Best Picture and Best Director!
*ALSO ALL THIS WEEK on the MSC 1st Floor:
FILM SOCIETY
MOVIE&MUSIC
POSTER SALE
More posters than you can shake a stick at! Check it out!
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