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The Battalion Classified ads Phone: 845-0569 / Office: Room 015 (basement) Reed McDonald Building —J 'AGGIE' Private Party Want Ads Business Hours $10 for 20 words running 5 days, If your merchandise Is priced $1000 or less (price . must appear In ad). This rate applies only to non-commercial advertisers offering C 3 personal possesions for sale. Guaranteed results or you get an additional 5 days at Uj no charge. If Item doesn't sell, advertiser must call before 11 a.m. on the day the ad is'schedule to end to qualify for the 5 additional Insertions at no charge. No refunds will be made If your ad is cancelled early. tt a.m. - 5 p.m. Monday through Friday 1 accepted Help Wanted For Sale COLD RESEARCH STUDY Patients needed with aches and pains associated with the • ’ common cold to participate in a cold research study. NQ„BkQO PlPRAWN Eligible volunteers will be compensated for participating in a medication research study. YEAST INFECTION STUDY Female patients with symptoms of a yeast infection needed to participate in a research study with a new regimen of over-the-counter medication (cream). Eligible volunteers ., will be compensated. Call for information. p| f'A.O O+.irliAO Ins* G&S Studies, Inc. (409) 846-5933 (close to campus) NEED CASH??? Become a plasma donor and earn $120.00/mo. Friendly, professional staff and a safe, easy procedure provide a guaranteed income for the little things you need!!! WESTGATE PLASMA CENTER 4223 Welborn Rd. 846-8855 JOIN THE NEW AGGIE TRADITION!!! JOBS, JOBS, JOBS Telephone fundraising for national charities. No experience necessary. $5-$6 per/hr. to start. Evenings and weekends. For immediate placement call Mary 776-4246 POSTAL JOBS AVAILABLE! Many positions. Great benefits. Call '(800) 436-4365. Ext. P-3332. EARN $500+ Weekly stuffing envelopes at home. Send long SASE: Country Living Shoppers, Dept. El 7, 14415- E Greenwell Springs Rd. Suite 318, Greenwell Springs, LA 70739. $200-$500 WEEKLY Assemble products at home. Easy! No selling. You're paid direct. Fully Guaranteed. FREE Information-24 Hour Hotline. 801-379-2900 Copyright# TX 044650. Looking for a highly motivated sophomore or junior to be the Spring Campus Manager for 1993-94 school year. Excellent pay and benefits. Mail or fax resume to: Sprint Manager Program, Collegiate Advantage, 143 Newbury Street Boston, MA02116 FAX (617) 236-4713. Health Club worker 20-30 hrs. Must be CPR certified. Prefer health majors. Royal Oaks Racquet Club 4455 Carter Creek 846-8838. Tour Guide Applications available March 26-April 9 at the Aggieland Visitor Center, Rudder Tower. Graduate students needed a notetakers. Call for more information 846-2255. Cashfor your notes English 319, English 321, History 214. Help a sick fellow Ag 696-0024. i, SUMMER WORK INTERNSHIP AVAILABLE. Interested in averaging $1,833/mo. Must be interested in developing sales or communication skills. All majors. 1-800-888- 5470. ^ COUNSELORS FOR CAMP COBBOSSEE - Summer positions available at competitive Boys Sports Camp in Maine. Must have strong skills and ability to instruct, coach, or assist in one or more of the following: Baseball, Tennis, Basketball, Soccer, Hockey^ Lacrosse, Archery, Riflery, Arts & Crafts, Martial Arts, English, Horseback Riding and all Waterfront Activities including; Swimming, (WSI), Sailing, Water Skiing, Windsurfing, Scuba. Lo cated on a beautiful lake in Central Maine near Boston. Excellent facilities. Top Salaries. Room/Board/Laundry. Travel Allowance. Call orwrite Steve Rubin, lOSilvermine Drive, South Salem, New York 10590; 914-533-6104. Marketing Student Needed to earn extra cash, great experience opportunity! Call 1-800-303-1572foran inter view. Part-time hardware/software design help needed. Call 764-8578 ext. 350. 300 SUMMER CAMP POSITIONS in NY, PA, MASS & MAINE. Need skills in: Tennis, WSI/Swimming, Water- skiing, Sailing, Windsurfing, Gymnastics, Equestrian, Baseball, Basketball, Soccer, Hockey, Lacrosse, Canoe ing, Fencing, Riflery, Archery, Rocketry, Woodshop, Ce ramics, Fitness, Dance, Piano, Guitar, Ropes/Pioneer ing, Nurses, Food Service. Upper Classmen Preferred- Arlene-1 -800-443-6428. ALASKA SUMMER EMPLOYMENT - fisheries. Earn $600+/week in canneries or $4,000+/month on fishing boats. Free transportation! Room & Board! Over 8,000 openings. No experience necessary. Male or Female. For employment program call 1 -206-545-4155 ext A5855. EASY ASSEMBLY any hours, $339.84 week, family of 3 earns $4417.92 monthly. FREE Information -24 Hour Hotline. 801-379-2900 Copyright# TX044652. Cruiseline entry level on-board/landside positions avail able. Summer or year round, great pay, transportation paldl 813-229-5478. Marketing Healthcare in public weekends only $7.50/hr. plus bonus. Apply at 2005 South TX Ave. Bryan. Healthy males wanted as semen donors. Help infertile couples. Confidentiality ensured. Ethnic diversity desir able. Ages 18-35, excellent compensation. Contact Fairfax Cryobank, 1121 Briarcrest Suite 101, 776-4453 Services TEXT SCANNING Any printed report, document, namelists, etc. scanned into your word processor or DOS text file. Inexpensive & Very Fast!!! Call Us 779-6068 Roommate Wanted House! Looking for two male housemates! Summer & Fall. Non-smoker, nondestructive, peaceful; $170+utili- ties. Located on Lincoln Avenue. Call Dave 696-7119. House summer $175/mo. Fall $200/mo. Utilities in cluded, bus route 775-6104. Female roommate 2BR/1 BA duplex $207.50+1/2 utilities. Pets okay. Stacie 822-5426. Female Roommate needed now thru May. Non-smoking, own room, pool, shuttle; $216.50 plus 1/2 utilities. 696- 0944. Roommate Needed for summer semesters. Own room 1 1/2 baths, half rent $225 plus half utilities. Serious student only. 693-8058. SADDLE PACKAGE: Western saddle, saddle blanket, leather bridle, vinyl halter. Brushes selling for $300 or best offer. Kathy 696-5610. 7-piece den rustic furniture $200; coffee table $75; recliner $50; 6-drawer pedestal oak waterbed w/bookcase head- board complete $250. Negotiable. 693-2659. 1985 Honda 450 cc Night Hawk windshield rack $900. 693-5585. Two HP-14B Business calculators still boxed never been used. Cost $75.00 each, 2 for $140.00 or best offer. Call 696-2174. Sega Genesis core and CD system, brand new with two controllers, 5 CDs. $300 775-0347. SENIOR BOOTS: HOUCKS #B79-21 4661, 19 1/2" tall; size 9 1/2-10; excellent condition; $400 214-352-3651. Motorcycle for sale 1980 Honda CM 400E, excellent condition $800. Dave 846-7104. Matching sofa and loveseat $200 846-5775. Like new coffee table $30.00 or best offer. Phone 696- 0213. ask for Art. Soloflex for sale w/butterfly S leg attachments $750 or best offer 693-3421. 1977 Toyota Corolla asking $700. 4-door a/t. 690-0534 any time. Soloflex $300 o.b.o. Two pair Lucchese boots never worn $75 o.b.o. 847-0121. Dalmatian Puppies 4 males, 10 wks. old, A.K.C. regis tered shots, wormed. Males-$150. Contact Jess after 4 p.m. M-F at (409) 696-8404 or (713) 342-1827. For Rent For Lease Getting married need to sublease 2/2 apartment for summer at The Colony $420/mo. 696-3426. A&M AREA Now Preleasing 2/3 bedroom houses/du plexes ; near shuttle route. Call Greg 693-7270 or 693- 5571. Computers PC AT/286 20MB Harddrive, 5 1/4HD, 3 1/2HD floppy drives, color monitor, some software, $400 (day#)862- 2590, 846-6460. For Sale SEIZED CARS, trucks, boats, 4 wheelers, motbrhom ( as, by FBI, IRS, DEA. Available your area now. Call 1-800-436-4363 Ext., C-1201. Roomy Ibdrm apartment for summer near A&M new carpet and appliances $364/mo. Call 764-8414. A 3bd/2ba 4-plex with washer/dryer, on shuttle, starting at $525/mo. 696-4384 or 764-0704. 2BR Apartment close to TAMU. Carpeted, stove, refrig- erator 696-2038. 3/2 four-plex, College Station - garage, shuttle, $570 693- 0551, 764-8051. Rooms For Rent: Fully furnished: All bills paid, close to campus: Short term leases. Call Greg 693-1899. 2 /I 1/2 luxury 4-plex, washer/dryer C.S., shuttle, near A&M $475 693-0551, 764-8051. FRESHLY RENOVATED HUGE 2bd apartments, 3 1/2 miles from A&M. Semester lease okay. 822-0472. Business Opportunity Vend Laundry Products in dorms and apartments; 100% MARK UP. Small investments. Call 1-800-DUAL PAG. ' Lost & Found Ring found at AGEC Bldg. 3/26/93. Call if you lost your ring. 847-1698. Disc Jockey for all occasions. Affordable, experienced, Jason Bailey 696-0302. DJ MUSICIII Weddings, Parties, Spring Special $25 off. Steve Tunne(l 596-2582 or toll free 1-800-303-2582. Miscellaneous Absolutely free windshield chip repair special time limited offer. Every crack starts with a chip. Call 846-CHIP. Shimano SPD dual-cleat pedals-$90, Shimano SH-M100 racing shoes-$40, less than 200 miles on both. Excellent condition 823-3800. Macintosh SE/30 4MB RAM 80MB H/D $1000. Gordon 845-3919 (DAY) 823-7,599 (NIGHT). 27ft. Holiday Rambler travel trailer, rear bath, sleeps 4 $3500 775-3697/(713) 377-6957. 18ft. Sunfish $500; Bumperpool table $60; CB-700 snare $40; surfboard hardrack $25; o.b.o. Call John 846-7640. Neon Miller sing $80 693-5767. 90 Toyota Camry DX station wagon, 63,000mi. $7,575 268-1307 or 846-5289. Daybed, white iron/brass, complete w/firm ortho mat tresses and trundle, never used, still boxed. Cost $850.00. Must sell $250. cash 713-855-8474. Brass Bed, queen size, complete w/firm orthopedic mat tress set, never used, still boxed, cost $750,00. Must sell $200.00 cash 713-855-8474. Fundraisers GREEKS & CLUBS RAISE A COOL *1000 IN JUST ONE WEEKI PLUS $1000 FOR THE MEMBER WHO CALLS! No obligation. No cost. And a FREE IGLOO COOLER if you qualify. Call 1-800-932.0528, Ext 65 Joy’s Professional Typing, Word Processing, Resume Service, Laser Printer; 764-8538. TYPING, PROOFREADING, EDITING. English BA, $3/ page. Tasha 774-1279 leave message. Typing on MAC Laser prints. 24 hours or less 696-3892. AAA DEFENSIVE DRIVING. LOTS OF FUN, LAUGH A LOT!!!!!!!! Ticket dismissal, M-Tu(6-10 p.m ), W-Th. (6-10 p.m.), Fri. (6-10 p.m.)-Sat.(8-12 noon). Sat. (8-4:30 p.m.) Across from University Tower. Walk-ins welcome $20.00. 411 Tx Ave. So. 846-6117. The Texas A&M University Student Publications Board is accepting applications for r •' ’/ •’ .■ ,. v Editor, Aggieland 1994 The editor of the 1994 Aggieland yearbook will serve from August 1993 through August 1994. Editor, The Battalion Summer 1993 The summer '93 editor will serve from May 24,1993, through August 6, 1993. i * Editor, The Battalion Fall 1993 The fall '93 editor will serve from August 16, 1993, through December 10, 1993. Application forms should be picked up and returned to the Student Publications Manager's office, room 230 Reed McDonald Building. Deadline for submitting application: 5 p.m. Wednesday, March 31, 1993. Applicants will be inter viewed during the Student Publications Board Meeting be ginning at 3 p.m. Monday, April 5, 1993, in room 327 Reed McDonald. Page 4 The Battalion Wednesday, March 31,1993 Tubularman By Boomer Cardinale K0Zy tf k" By Clay Welch OME NIGHT, PEEL-USe COCKSY, t 6Ait?, w Tell. m^... Jue>f EXACTLY W4AT poe^ 1REF STAMP wnHour Hee>itation ~anj? WllPOUT lL>RNUU<a AfSDUNP Hg: '•‘w/Vw dow'-b vfoci decide w/hsut: vyxl stand -for -first.''' CheeseSalad ‘Scewe cwf— 'TkooBi-e W Vhco CWviD, IfcSESH - XKVN rue mlph Mb fmhk 3Q0ib-aw/W££ COLT wrMKX *“ KKfifXM MVit>1*A/ c*Jtb*0A«t> FBernesks aoxt-s. and nwNtr's Mcm»* WCTPbN* CtHMCTWY OP 7Z>Y*-R-J-X by jeff crone What's Up Wednesday Beta Beta Beta (Biological Honor Society): "Improving Leadership Skills" with Brad Dobson - Department of Agricultural Education. Meet tonight at 7 p.m. in 230 of the MSC. For more information, contact Joan Pokluda. Aggies for Barton: Come support Republican and fellow Aggie Joe Barton '72 in his race for the U.S. Senate. Meet in the Conference Room (139) of the Student Services Building at 7 p.m. tonight. For more information, call Jamey Webster (822-7447). Pre-Law Society: A general meeting with guest speaker John Lopez from the Princeton Review. Meet in 501 Rudder this evening at 8:30 p.m. For more information, call David McLean (696- 8913). United Campus Ministry: Aggie Supper will be held this evening at 6 p.m. in the church located behind the Chicken. For more information, contact Bryan McNeill (847-1423). SCA Speech Communication Association: A meeting will be held this evening at 7 p.m. with Dr. Don Tomlinson, Professor of Journalism as a guest speaker. All Majors are welcome. Meet in 1 25 Blocker. For more information, contact Belia Gonzalez (693-5837). International Students Association: Showing of the extraordinary French movie, "Diva". Free for everyone. Refreshments will be served. Meet in 225 of the MSC at 6:30 p.m. tonight. For more information, call Philipp Zeissig (696-5905). Students for the Exploration and Development of Space: Jeff Lafater, of Space Industries International, will speak on upcoming Sll Projects and the future of space technology. Meet tonight at 8:30 p.m. in 308 Rudder. For more information, call Robb (696-0725) or Roxanne (693-4039). AIESEC: A general meeting will be held in 504 Rudder tonight at 8:30 p.m. For more information, contact Mary Catherine (847-8289). MSC Jordan Institute: "Ghana to Texas" - over 40 professional dancers, musicians, performers, and storytellers from Ghana's national theatre company. Meet tonight at 8 p.m. in Rudder Auditorium c FREE admission. For more information call 845-1515. Music Department: Ghana Dance Ensemble. This event will take place today at 12:30 p.m. in the Rudder Exhibit Hall - free admission. For more information, call the Music Department (845-3355). Compensation & Salary Analysis Seminar: The Career Center is offering a seminar to help students learn to analyze salaries and benefits packages for better decision making about job offers. This seminar will be held in 1 1 1 of the SSB at 1 p.m. For more information, call the Career Center (845-5139). FACEs: End of the year program: awards and refreshments will be provided. Meet in 404 Rudder tonight at 8:30 p.m. For more information, call the FACEs office (845-9804). Alcoholics Anonymous: A general discussion will be held in the CDPE from 12:30-1:30 p.m. For more information, call the CDPE (845-0280). MSC Hospitality: The MSC Hospitality will be hosting a Lost and Found Auction! This event will take place today from 1 1 :30 a.m. to 2 p.m. in the MSC Flagroom. For more information, coll Jennifer Glunz (696-0573) Mandy Aune (693-3901) or MSC Hospitality |845- 1515). Student Government: The Student Body elections will be held starting today until April 1 from 9 a.m. to 6 p.m. The locations will be in the MSC, Blocker, Library, Zachary, and Kleberg. For more information, call the Student Government office (845-3051). Reformed University Fellowship: On March 31 at 6:45pm in Rudder 401, there will be Bible Study and fellowship. Texas Industries for the Blind and Handicapped: On March 31 from 9am to 3:30 pm in the MSC room 212 and 224, there will be a product expo. Representatives from over twenty work centers statewide will be on hand to answer questions bout products ond/or this state use program. Call Paul at 845- 3879 or Joseph at 845-3860. Live Videoconference: On Wednesday from 12 to 3pm in 225 MSC, there will be a live videoconference- "Women of Color in Higher Education: Too Invisible, Too Silent, For Too Long." The conference will be followed by a TAMU panel discussion. Call Dr. Pat Larke al 845-8384 or Dr. Laverne Young- Hawkins at 845-4077. What’s up is a Battalion service which lists non-profit events and activities. Items for What’s Up should be submitted to The Battalion, 013 Reed McDonald, no later than three business days before the desired run date. Application deadlines and notices are not events and will not run in What's Up. If you have questions, call the newsroom at 845-3316. -fc c r b Y c t E f t b r fi b t) e b tl tl P a a t r f c I f c s l s A SURE-FIRE CLASSIC. “ENGROSSING/' MkIm.TI HI MU NOKK MSC AGGIE CINEMA THE FILM SOCIETY OF TEXAS A&M Schedule Change! Unfortunately, Simple Men has been cancelled. It has been replaced by Unforgiven. (Sorry for any inconvenience.) ADMISSION: $2.50 Presented in Rudder Theatre Complex Questions? Call... • Rudder Box Office 845-1234 • Aggie Cinema Hotline 847-8478 • Student Programs Office 845-1515 unforgiven t ?t THURSDAY / 7:30 & 10:00 SATURDAY / 7:00,9:30 & 12:00 Winner of 4 Academy Awards, including Best Picture and Best Director! *ALSO ALL THIS WEEK on the MSC 1st Floor: FILM SOCIETY MOVIE&MUSIC POSTER SALE More posters than you can shake a stick at! Check it out! A Memorial Student Center Student Programs Committee J,L Tr