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Page 12/The Battalion/Friday, September 19, 1986 Battalion Classifieds Humor does exist past closed doors of the White House FREE DELIVERY Pick-up 1 lb. Stuffed Spuds. Platters. Hot Dogs, Salads FREE - 2 Med. Iced Teas with $6.00 Order & 1 Med. Iced Tea FREE for each additional $3.00 order. 710 N. RosemaryI) : Bryan 846-11 NOTIC6 S€flVIC€S THERE ARE STILL 84-85 AGGIELANDS AVAILABLE! If you haven’t picked yours up yet - come by the English Annex between 8:30 - 4:30, Monday thru Friday and, bring your school I.D. card or a driver’s license. ALSO, IF YOU WILL NOT BE HERE IN THE FALL To pick up your 85 - 86 Ag- gieland, you can pay $3.50 and we will mail it to you. Come by the English Annex. BRAZOS MART Indoor Flea Market & More Fri-Sat-Sun 10am-6pm Ph. 778-MART East Bypass between Hwy. 21 & Tabor Rd. LUPITA’S BARGAIN CENTER 1313 Texas Avenue, Bryan 268-3026 (located near Coulter & Texas Avenue) BUY/SELL USED FURNITURE APPLIANCES — HOUSEHOLD ITEMS 15tfl/22 PASS QUARANTEED! ‘C’ or better. 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Send photo, intro duction - Box 491, Portland, Oregon, 97207. 1519/22 GRAND RAPIDS, Mich. (AP) — How does a former president who was mimicked mercilessly for slip ping and tripping get back at the co median who made the most of the pratfalls? Trip him back. That’s just what Gerald Ford did Thursday, stretching a leg out in front of Chevy Chase, who made a name for himself imitating Ford on television’s “Saturday Night Live.” The pair staged the gag before the start of the second day of events during a three-day Humor and the Presidency Symposium at the Gerald R. Ford Museum. Later in the day, comedian Pat Paulsen moderated a panel that looked at the history of presidential humor. “Ford was president for two years and he left us with eight years of laughs,” Paulsen said. But it’s not all fun. Life in the White House can get dull, though there may be a way out, Paulsen sug gested: “If you’re a dull president, is it necessary to have a funny vice president? If neither one of them are funny, would the problem be re solved by having Alexander Haig around?” Paulsen also asked: “What presi dent had the funniest family? I’ll give you a hint: They were known for coming out with a product known as ‘Billy Beer.’” The symposium, which also in cluded comic Mark Russell and seve ral pundits and political operatives, is billed as a semi-serious look at the laughs generated by the nation’s chief executives. James Free, historian of Washing ton’s Gridiron Club, opened some eyes with anecdotes about how presi dents let down their hair when the coversations were off-the-record. President Reagan once told the gathering he wasn’t worried about the federal deficit, Free said. “It’s big enough to take care of it self,” Free quoted the president as saying. Free said Reagan, John F. Ken nedy and Franklin Roosevelt were the funniest of the 17 presidents who appeared at Gridiron Club din ners. 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The judicial official, who spoke on condition of anonymity, said wit nesses to the Wednesday attack on the Tati store in the Montparnasse district identified Emile Ibrahim Ab dallah and Salim el-Khoury from police photographs as the men who tossed a bomb from a black BMW Besides the Partisans for Justice and Freedom, another group calling itself the Committee for Solidarity with Arab and Middle East Political Prisoners, claims responsibility for the other Paris attacks. INTERNATIONAL HOUSE ^JCAKES. RESTAURANT All finisiir.i l ull ■Hie level you can eat T' a11 the . “Every positi Daily Specials The second group has demanded the release from French prison of Georges Ibrahim Abdallah, who is serving a four-year prison term for possession of arms and false papers. * r tournament I 0 p.m.-6 S.m, Sophomore I Be it to ih Emile Abdallah is the brother of Georges, thought by French authori ties be the leader of the extremist Lebanese Armed Revolutionary Fac tions. 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