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Batlaiion Classifieds
Warped
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CAMPUS
* Furnished and Unfurnished
•POOL
•CLUB ROOM
• 3-LAUNDRY ROOMS
•LARGE STORAGE
• 24 HR EMERGENCY
MAINTENANCE
HALF SUMMER RENT FOR LEASES SIGNED THROUGH
MAY. SUMMER ONLY LEASES AVAILABLE AT REDUCED
PRICES.
Starting at $260
3902 COLLEGE MAIN
846-0515
SUMMER SPECIAL!!
Ideal for 3 Students - 3 Bdrm/2 Bath 4-plexes
Includes: WASHER & DRYER AND ALL
KITCHEN APR.
Near University & Shopping Centers
From $275. per month
Call for appointment.
696-4384/696-7714/693-0982
DISCOUNT RATES
All year long, especially LOW
summer rates!!
1 & 2 Bdrm/1 Bath, Central air
& heat.
Efficiency type apartments
Cheaper than dorms!
2 Blocks from campus, shuttle
bus
PREP-PROP.,INC.: 260-9637
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DOMINIK DUPLEXES
2 and 3 Bedroom, 2 Full Bath
Spacious, Washer/Dryer
connections
Outside pets free
3 Bedroom, 1V2 Bath house
Furnished, including Washer and
Dryer on shuttle
846-2014 After 4
14316/6
LANCASTER PLACE
303 Dexter
(V2 block south of Jersey)
Vacancies for male and female
students
Summer lease only or year lease,
beginning June 1.
$175 monthly, Utilities PAID
Free laundry facilities. Furnished.
696-5286
WOODBROOK CONDO
2 Bedroom, 2 1 /2 Bath
Ceiling Fans, Washer/Dryer, Fire
place, Shuttle Bus.
Call Mark: 764-7377
Master suite with private bath in family home. 2 blks
from shuttle. $200 plus ^ bills. 693-5122. 138t5/28
2-Bdrm. Condominium for summer lease. Cripple
Creek. $400/month. 696-0491. 145t5/9
Contemporary Mobile Home, 14 X 70, 2 Bdrm - 2
Bath. Nice park, 7 minutes from campus. Furnished.
Microwave, dishwasher, ceiling fan, extra’s. Perfect for
2-3 students; $250./mo. Call collect: (214) 550-8062.
144t5/6
Nice 2 Bdrm., 2 Bath. Washer/Dryer connections. $300
summer rate. Will pre-lease for fall. Associated Bro
kers. 693-5544. 147t5/28
SUMMMER RATES $195 Walk to campus. 2 Bedroom
Fourplex. 690-0066/6902140. 147t9
Duplex near TAMU, two bedroom, ceiling fans,
fenced. $275 up. 845-7301 or 693-0338 147t5
UJRNT6D
MODELS WANTED!
Opportunity for modeling swim
suits for Bathing Beauty Calendar.
Earn Extra income while youre not
working or going to school.
Must be 18 or older. Do not call.
Please mail photograph, name,
phone number to:
401 A Mitchell
Bryan, Tx. 77801
H€IP UJflNTCD
Resort Hotels, Cruise Lines & Amusement
Parks are now accepting applications for
employment!!
To receive an application and information,
write:
TOURISM INFORMATION SERVICES.
P.O. Box 7881
Hilton Head Island, S.C. 29938 i44t4/5
S€RVIC€S
SOS TYPING
Fast and accurate typing or re
sumes, dissertations, theses and
term papers, technical papers.
Sameday service on most jobs
Reasonable rates.
SIGNITURE OFFICE SERVICE
Chimney Hill Business Park
420Tarrow 110
268-2777
by Kevin Thorra
CALL YE HAUL
We Move For You
Apt To Apt/Place To Place
693-7182
We Move Horses Too!
ON THE DOUBLE
All kinds of typing at reasonable rates.
Dissertations, theses, term papers, re
sumes. Typing and copying at one
stop. ON THE DOUBLE 331
University Drive. 846-3755 „„
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Lovely one bdrm. apartment. (Fourplex) Washer-
/Dryer, Built-in bookcase. Large coved deck. 1-273-
2479. 147tl
STUDY 1
STUDY II
Recent injury to
Recent injury with
wrist, knee or ankle?
pain to any muscle or
Severe enough pain
joint?
to remain on study
One-dose (4 hours)
up to 10 days and 5
visits?
in-houSe study.
Volunteers interested in participa
ting in investigative drug studies
will be paid for their time and cooperation.
5 G&S Studies, inc.
846-5933
7713/3
MUSCULOSKELETAL INJURY
STUDY
Recent injury to muscles or joints
especially athletic injuries
Volunteers interested in participat
ing in investigative drug studies
will be paid for time and cooper
ation.
G&S Studies, Inc.
846-5933
14716
WANTED!
School boys to work this summer
on grain harvest run.
GOOD PAY! For information call:
Doug Atchley
(817)471-5794 or (817)471-5642
14715/9
HELP UUflNT€D
SERVICES
The HOUSTON CHRONICLE is
currently taking applications for
Summer/Fall semester route.
Route $400 - $600. plus a gas
allowance.
CALL- 693-2323
SUMMER EMPLOYMENT ON POSSUM KINGDOM
LAKE. Wanted male counselors for YMCA Camp,
Grady Spruce, May 31 - August 24. Salaries vary with
skills and experience. Average weekly is $85 plus room
and board. Call 214/954-0647. . 147t5/9
MOVIN’ ON
Local Moves Our Specialty
No Move to Small!
Flat Rates from $49.00
Local Owner-Operator
846-MOVE (6683) 142t
Expert Typing, Word Processing, Resumes. Guaranteed
error free! PERFECT PRINT. 822-1430. 123t5/7
STUDENT TYPING — 20 years experience. Fast, ac
curate, reasonable, guaranteed. 693-8537. 112t5/9
Word Processing Proposals, Dissertations, Theses,
Manuscripts, Reports, Newsletters, Term Paper, Re
sumes, Letters, 764-6614. 147tl0
Defensive Driving. Insurance discount, ticket deferral.'
8-5, Mon.-Fri., 693-1322. UnionTech. 92t5/28
Nonce
New Credit Card !!! No One Refused !!! Also informa
tion on receiving Visa, Mastercard with no credit
check. For details call: 602/248-0779. Extension #505.
147t5/5
ROO/VWWAT6 UUANT6D
For Summer and possible renewal of contract for ‘86-
87. Graduate student or serious student. $147.50 plus
!4i utilities. 3 blocks from campus. Joan - 696-3117.
144t5/6
FOA SAl€
MOVING SALE, CRIPPLE CREED #22'. Mon. - Fri.
147t5/7
8’ X 35’ Layton Park Model. 21’ roll-out owning. Per
fect for a student on the move. 764-1165 after 6:00
p.m. 144t5/6
All wood furniture: Desk-$ 100, Tall Dresser-$80,
Lamp-$20, Old Couch w/bed-$30. Call 696-8245.
145t5/7
1979 Mustang. $1995, Good Condition !! Days:764-
0049. Nights: 776-0503. 144t5/6
1978 Tram Am yellow New Tires Rebuild Transmis
sion Fresh Tuneup Asking $2000 call 693-4774. 147t6
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‘Joe Bob’ leaves drive-in;
creator takes act to public
DALLAS (AP) — For three years,
he was a drawling, offending voice
from behind closed doors, nothing
but a dotted outline of a redneck
bumpkin in newspapers’ promotio
nal ads.
But now, almost exactly a year af
ter the Dnllns Times Hemld yanked
die “Joe Bob Goes To The Drive-In”
column for being too offensive, Joe
Bob Briggs has gone public.
On college campuses, in comedy
clubs and with videocassettes, he is
trying to show America “that Joe
Bob ain’t Darth Vader.”
Former Times Herald columnist
John Bloom, who began writing the
Joe Bob columns in January 1982,
says he had to dump Joe Bob’s cele
brated anonymity to keep his alter
ego alive.
He contends his former bosses —
the guys who Joe Boh entreats Jesus
in one of his comedy routines to turn
into “editor fondue”— have tried to
assassinate Joe Boh to keep him
(|tiiet.
Bloom has sued the newspapei
and the Los Angeles l imes Syndi
cate, which had distributed the col
umn to 57 newspapers nationally,
over rights to the Joe Boh name.
He is seeking $900,000 in dam
ages and charges that the Times
Herald indefinitely delayed publica
tion of a hook of “ Joe Bob Goes 1 o
The Drive-In” columns in a dispute
over who owns rights to the fictitious
persona.
The newspapei dropped the Joe
Boh column last April after Bloom’s
parody of the pop music song"
Are The World” precipitated
storm of protest from the t in's bL:
community.
Times Herald Associate Edirl
Ro\ Bode says the paper has neve I
attempted to censor Bloom bulbil
nied to set some conditions on fe|
use of the character. Specifically,ibf
I lines Herald didni want Joe Bob
attack the paper either in his foil
umns or in speeches. Bloom al
that censorship and has refusedlil
bend.
So while attorneys from bothsidt
u\ to work out a settlement, Blow
who is working on an historie
novel, actively is promoting hisalie
ego through stand-up comedyraij
tines, videos and speeches arour
the country.
Female Vietnam vets
seek memorial statue
Why Pay More
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Close & Convenient
2 students per Apt 5i
200/255/275
Summer Year Academic
Only 6 blocks form Northgate
Casa Blanca
Apartments
4110 CollegeMain
846-1413
MINNEAPOLIS (AP) — She
stands sad-eyed and tired, a stetho
scope around her neck and a helmet
in her hands. To Diane Carlson
Evans and other women who served
in Vietnam, she is a symbol of some
thing too long forgotten.
Evans hopes to see that woman, a
7-foot statue, standing at the Viet
nam memorial in Washington, D.C.,
to those who fought and died in the
war.
Evans, 89, of River Falls, Wis., is
one of the founders of the Vietnam
Women's Memorial Project, a volun
teer group based in Minneapolis that
has launched a nationwide drive to
raise S l million to erect a statue hon
oring military and civilian women
Vietnam veterans.
She says the statue would balance
a statue ol three male veterans over
looking the Vietnam Veterans Me
morial, a wall of polished black gran
ite bearing the names of more than
5<S,()()() Americans killed or missing
in Southeast Asia.
The Wall hears the names of eight
women, though an estimated l (),()()()
women served in Vietnam. Some
7.()()() of them served as military
nurses, and the rest as Red Gross
workers, air traffic controllers, CIA
employ ees or in other capacities.
The statue was born in 1983,
when Evans, attending a salute to
Vietnam veterans, saw the work of
Minneapolis sculptor Rodger Bro-
din, known for his statues of sol
diers.
Brodin said, “The message I got
liom Diane was she was tired (in
Vietnam). Tired of the hours, tired
of t he war, tired ol t he climate. This
statue is tired. "
So far, SbO,()()() lias been raised
lor the project. The target dedicar.
tion date is Vetetans Dav 1987/
GM recalls
defective
cars, vans
DETROIT (AP) — General
Motors Got p. has announced the
tec till ol 1983-85 Chevrolet Cant-1
aros and Pontiac Firebirds and
1985 Chevrolet Astro and CMC I
Safari Vans due to possible slal
belt and steet ing column defects, i
About 738,()()() Camaros and
Firebirds are being')recalled be
cause their shoulder belts mat
not retract propet ly, GM said.
There are I I alleged injuries in
seven accidents which may have|
involved the seat belts, GM
spokesman David Hudgens said I
About 26,700 Astro and Safari
cans are being recalled because[
there is a chance that a part of the
powei steeling gear housing
could In eak, GM said.
Leasing Now!
Oreo cookies still top sellers after 75 years
Manager Trainee, Ambitious,‘86 Graduate. Salary
15,500/Yearty. Contact: H. Holloway, Walgreens Drug,
8110 Kempwood Dr., Houston, Texas. 77055.
713/973-5800. 147t5/5
RESEARCH ASSISTANTS, TEXAS A&M UNIVER
SITY, needed in Houston. Project period June 2 to
August 23, 1986. (I) Interviewers to collect informa
tion about nutrition and social support. College degree
required, background in nutrition desirable. Must en
joy working with older people, have a good telephone
voice, and provide own transportation. Training will be
provided. (2) Phlebotomists. Background in medical
technology or nursing preferred, experience drawing
blood from older adults and provide own transporta
tion. Excellent salary. Call Sheila Corrigan or Karen
Kubena. 409/845-2142. 142t5/3
Part-time computer operator. Prefer Junior, Sopho
more Business majors. NO experience necessary;
mostly nights and weekends. Send resume to: Don
Lawrence, P.O. Box 6500, Bryan, Tx. 77805. 145t5/14
HUNDREDS WEEKLY! Master Commission Mailing.
Home Operated! Sincerely interested rush self-ad
dressed envelope to: Headquarters-CDB, P.O. Box
801, Woodstock, III., 60098. 135t5/7
Part-time waitresses & bartenders needed immediately
at YESTERDAYS. 4421 S. Texas Ave. 846-2625. Ap
ply: 11:30 - 2 p.m. No experience necessary. 144t5/9
WINE SALES — LEADING WHOLESALER OF
FINE WINES IS SEARCHING FOR EXPERIENCED,
OUTSIDE SALESMAN FOR COLLEGE STATION
AREA. EXCELLENT EARNINGS POTENTIAL. RE
PLY TO: DRAWER #283 BRYAN EAGLE. 143t5/5
Accurate typing. Word Processing. Fast. Reasonable
Rates. Sharon: 776-1451,845-8800. 147t5/9
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Word Processing, Typing Service. 696-4446. 145t5/9
^ Saddles & Tack
‘ ’ The American Saddlery is
^ overstocked. We must auction | ^
N a truckload of Western saddle
of all kinds including Circle Y, ^
W Tex-Tan, Actio Billy Cook with C
^ 14", 15", & 16" seats. Some
hand tolled, silver laced &' ^
buck stitched, some plain hard w
1 seats, some childrens saddles.
^ Also, English saddles, several ^
^ full silver show saddles. All ^
L adult saddles have a 5 yr. writ- ^
ten guarantee.
^ Partial Tack Listing
N unbeam clippers, SS spurs, jN
^ SS bits. Wool blankets, ropes, ^
^ bridles, silver headstalls & ^
^ show halters. Plenty of halters L
of all kinds. 100's of items too 1^
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numerours to list. Tack to be ^
sold individually and in group
lots. ^
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^ Name Brand Merchandise ^
W Terms-Casa, mastercard, visa, or w ^
‘ » checks with proper I.D.
Inspection Time-6:30 p.m.
on Sale Day
Auction-Wednesday May 7,
7:30 p.m.
V.F.W
2818 W. By-Pass,
Bryan, Texas
Auctioneer: F.T. Hutton S
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NEW YORK (AP) — You can split the chocolate waf
ers and scrape off the sugary filling with your two front
teeth; or you can throw caution to the wind and munch
them whole. You can dunk ’em in milk or smash ’em in
\our ice cream.
However it’s done, it’s done lots: Oreo cookies are the
world’s top selling cookies — more than 100 billion
have been sold since they were introduced 75 years ago,
according to I lie Guinness Book of World Records.
I he cookies are sold in 25 countries, and about
everv S 10 spent on cookies in American grocery stdrfif
is spent on ()i eos, t he company says.
II all (lie Oreo cookies that were ever eateinver;
piled one on top of the other, they would readjltoil
moon and back twice; if placed side by side, they’dcircli|
the equator 130 times, Nabisco says.
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1984-88
INTERNATIONAL
EXPEDITIONS
for 17-24 year
olds. Travel in
the wake of the
great explorers-
opportunities in
diving, archae
ology, scientific
research, com
munity service
and exploration.
JOIN THE
ADVENTURE OF
A LIFETIME!
For complete application package
and brochure please contact:
OPERATION RALEIGH
109 E. Jones Street
Raleigh, NC 27611
173
(919)733-9366
RUMOUR:
An Agri-convention center will
be constructed in College
Station to host conventions
and seminars for international
groups. It will serve as an ex
hibition center for the most
modern developments in agri
culture and food products, a
stimulant for the local econ
omy and a tourist attraction
for the entire state.
FACT:
Rumours will close Thursday,
May 15, 1986, and will open
Monday, August 25, 1986, to
serve a great group of aggies
during the next school year.
Thank you for making Ru
mours snack bar a success.
Have a wonderful summer
vacation.
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