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About The Battalion. (College Station, Tex.) 1893-current | View Entire Issue (July 14, 1966)
THE BATTALION W College Station, Texas ° l ' 180| i ^Thursday, July 14, 196fi Page 3 I MISTI’S 1 MUSING MISERY IS . . . Misery is finding a bug in the bottom of your ice cream cone. Misery is when you can’t find the fourth card that was sup posed to come out of the com- that took you two weeks to work. Misery is when you realize that the thing that has been crashing against your head through the entire game was your helmet lining, and it isn’t attached to your helmet anymore. Misery is when the insurance company won’t pay for the rod you threw while going through the intersection where the traffic n circle useu m ue. Misery is when both hands are full of food and you slam your tie in the refrigerator. Misery is finding out your girl has been running around with a two-hundred pound tackle, and there’s no hope of his giving in to you, a ninety pound weakling. Misery is finding out that the luscious brunette you’ve been in pursuit of all semester really smokes, drinks beer, and sleeps in rollers. Misery is having a prof who is fresh out of grad school and still has revenge on his mind. Misery is when you’re all bun dled up to play in the snow and you suddenly have to go to the bathroom. ON THE OTHER HAND, HAP PINESS IS . . . Happiness is finding out that your grade wasn’t the one that caused the prof to give the class a twenty point curve. Happiness is buying some ma roon finger paint. Happiness is a march on the trigon. Happiness is eating your pop- sicle in an air-conditioned room. Happiness is knowing that the girl sitting next to you in gov ernment is a “Bunnie”. Even more happiness is know ing that your girl is a “Bun nie”! ! ! ! Happiness is knowing a girl -f who actually knows how to swim, a and doesn’t mind getting her suit m wet. Happiness is the next morning when your cereal doesn’t snap, crackle, and pop! ! ! Happiness is your very own thinkin’ (???) spot. . . . Happiness is not being able to [ come back across the border! ! Happiness is knowing that I Maurice Moorman is on OUR ! side! Tootles, Misti PLUS WHITE TOOTHPASTE TOMATOES HUNT’S STEWED TOMATO SAUUE s CHARCOAL COMBINATION DINNERS LARGE EGGS TOWNTALK BREAD STRAWBERRIES KOOU K,N< 89 i Cans CACKLERERRY GRADE“A” PATIO FROZEN FRUIT PIES FROZEN MORTON’S FROZEN APPLE, PEACH 10 It 49c Size 79C i 1 2 -i-b. rr Loaves tJi/v ui-oz.^r Pkg. LJL 20-Oz. S i ze POUND CAKE SAI(A , KK FROZEN 12-<)z. $1.00 75c WE GIVE S&H DEL MONTE SLICED OR HALVES REICHES m OPEN YOUR ACCOUNT NOW I Per Annum Paid Quarterly on INSURED SAVINGS FIRST FEDERAL SAVINGS and LOAN ASSOCIATION 2913 Texas Ave. 9 No. 2i/ 2 Cans ALL FLAVORS JELL-0 each week to some lucky shopper ... it could be you! Just register—no purchase necessary —you need not be present to win. Each Moulin Rouge Wig is made of the finest imported human hair and fashioned by the world's leading wig makers. Available in 52 natural hair shades, a Moulin Rouge Wig can make "a most enchanting you." 3-Oz. Pkg. DON'T MIND I DON’T DON’T MIND MIND EITHER meeting of the don’t minds If you don’t mind having all the details of planning a banquet or convention taken care of for you, call Ramada Inn. We’ll make sure your meeting is trouble-free . . . no matter what size your group! Try our fast, friendly breakfast and luncheon service. RAMADA INN Bryan-College Station 846-8811 GLADIOLA FLOUR SHURFRESH CRACKERS HUNTS CATSUP FRUIT COCKTAIL „, N1 ,s FRESH PEACHES LETTUCE WHITE ONIONS ICEBERG LARGE HEADS 5 hI". 49c Bag 1-Lb. Box 5 5 Cans ARKANSAS TREE-RIPE 19c 89c $1.00 Lbs. 29c 14-(>z. Btls. 300 CALIFORNIA JUICY, SWEET PLUMS CUCUMBERS BELL PEPPERS 29< .3 Lbs. 25c 29c 29c 19c Lbs, IV>und DRINK REFRESHING mm 1 ^ Btl. Gtn. (Plus Dep.) COKES 49 —CXHJPON— 100 FREE S&H GREEN STAMPS With This Coupon And The Purchase Of $10.00 or More (LIMIT ONE PER PERSON) MUST BE ONE PURCHASE (Cigarettes Excluded) ^^Coupon Expires July 16, 1966 Limit One with $2.50 Purchase or More A. F. BRAND MELL0RINE 3 y 2 Gal. Ctns. omrs ROXEY DOG FOOD 13 300 Cans We Give itA Green Stamps 2 CONVENIENT LOCATIONS Downtown Ridgecrest 200 E 24 Street % 3516 Texas Ave