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SWC Meeting
Does Nothing
As Usual
Representatives of the Southwest
Clique met over the holidays to
discuss recruiting violations and
the University of Snook’s applica
tion for membership in the elite
eight-member group.
“We had the meeting in La-
Grange to avoid outside interfer
ence by bi-partisan lobbyists,”
Executive Secretary Ab Unknow
ingly said. “Nothing was said at
the meeting. No topics were dis
cussed and mo decisions were
reached. However, we feel we
have made great progress,” Un
knowingly stated.
Despite Unknowingly’s state
ment, reports from other delegates
present differed considerably.
Hades Fly, Sports Coach at Smoo
College, emerged from the Ap
palachian-like gathering with a
pleased look on his face. “We
came here looking for the truth
and we feel gratified that it has
not been found,” Fly said. Tuck
ing his wire-tapping machine in his
zoot suit, Fly said, “I would like
to repeat my predictions on the
upcoming season. Smoo definite
ly will not win any games.”
Prior to the SWC meeting, Fly
had made accusations that recruit
ers from other schools were spread
ing rumors about Smoo. “Con
trary to popular information and
advice, Smoo definitely will not
turn into a pumpkin on Sept. 1.”
The morning session was inter
rupted briefly while armed guards
arrested pickets carrying signs that
read, “Breakup the Bigmouths”
“We want a draft to help the
Ponies and Aggies,” “What Me
Worry?” and “Avon calling.”
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makes all fancy patterns without attach
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over-casts. 10 year guarantee, $39. or
$8.00 monthly, phone TA 2-7020. 22tfn
SHOP AT WHITE’S AUTO STORE
In College Station For Air Conditioners,
Water Fan Specials
New and Used
Buy, sell and trade. 22t3
Baby Stroller. Good condition. B-20-C.
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’61 Chevrolet pick-up, excellent mechani
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call TA 2-7869. 22tfn
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Also two bedrooms for special events $3.50
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OFFICIAL NOTICE
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TA 2-6888. 22t3
Official notices must be brought or
mailed so as to arrive in the Office
of Student Publications (Ground Floor
YMCA, VI 6-6415, hours 8-12, 1-6, daily
Monday through Friday) at or before the
deadline of 1 p. m. of the day preceding
publication—Director of Student Publica
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SPECIAL NOTICE
The English Proficiency Examination,
required of all juniors in the Education
and Psychology curricula, will be offered
from 3:00 to 5 :00 p. m. on April 23
(Thursday) and at the same time on April
24 (Friday). Students may take the test
in Academic 404 either day and should
bring pen, pencil, composition paper, and
dictionary. 22tl5
SPECIAL $1.99—Expert cleaning, oiling
and adjusting of any make sewing machine.
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Rev. R. L. Jackson, former A&M Metho
dist pastor will speak to the Bryan City
Mission, 500 N. Bryan at 7 p. m. this
Thursday. 22tl
TO ALL STUDENTS OF ARTS AND
SCIENCES WHO ARE ON SCHOLASTIC
PROBATION: You are reminded that you
are required to arrange a conference with
the Dean of your school after each grade
report is issued. 22t4
Frozen food lockers—only 20 minute
drive. Check our meat specials. Hearne
Lockers, Hearne, Texas. 19tfn
Application Forms for National Defense
Student Loans for the Summer terms—
1964 and the Academic year 1964-65, may
be obtained from the Student Aid Office,
Room 8, Y.M.C.A. Building, during the
period March 16—April 10, 1964. Applica
tions must be filed with this office by not
later than 5 :00 p. m., April 15, 1964. 16tl5
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Those undergraduate students who have
95 hours of credit may purchase the A&M
ring. The hours passing at the time of
the preliminary grade report on March
23, 1964, may be used in satisfying the
95 hour requirement. Those students quali
fying under this regulation may leave
their names with the ring clerk in the
Registrar’s Office in order that she may
check their records to determine their
eligibility to order the rings. Orders for
the rings will be taken between April 13
and May 29, from 8:00 a. m. to 12:00
noon. Delivery for these rings will be
made on or about July 1, 1964. Transfer
students must complete two full semesters
at A&M University before they are eligible
to order the A&M ring. The ring clerk
is on duty from 8:00 a. m. to 12:00 noon
Monday through Friday of each week.
15t26
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Dividends increased 50% over last year.
We accept persons, single and under age
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LOUPOTS
New Store Hours — 8 a. m. ’til 5:30 p. m. — 6 Days A Week.
Grodeo Slated
On Friday By
Daring Thicks
The annual Aggie Grodeo, spon
sored by Spartan Vending Co., will
get underway Friday morning and
go through late Sunday night, an
nounced Koach Blank Foldup and
his staff of athletic supporters.
Foldup said the slate of events
will be elbow-bending, armpit
smelling, moose riding and nose
roping. The three-days of repul
sion will begin Friday morning
at the Hitching Post with the el
bow-bending and armpit smelling
contests. From there the Grodeo
will move to the Clay Pits for the
remainder of the program.
Entered in elbow bending are
Chugalug Reagan, Sudsy Carpen
ter and Censored Latham. The
event will be judged by Brownie
Bourbon. Sickly Whitley, Jim Kil-
lenburp and Vodka Collins, coached
by Tonic Handler, will be in the
armpit smelling.
All of the Aggies have qualified
for the moose riding event in other
meets, and enough mooses will be
on hand for each one.
One of the most hotly contested
events should be the nose roping
event. Snorky Moore, Crude Mc-
Line and Nostrils Nilson will fight
for the nose title. Juel Crawl-
berg will be the honorary judge.
A special game, the camel dog
ging, will be played between the
Persian Institute of Social Studies
and the Siberian Higher Institute
of Technology. Joe Smith of the
Ubanga Territory is the Persian
star and teammate Harry Jones is
noted as the nation’s top camel
mounter.
Koaches officiating the Grodeo
are Scappy Mitclaps, Charlie Horse,
Elmer Fudd, Jack Censored and
Dick Joshin.
Cadets To Snark
With Bailiff Bares
The Aggies hitch hike to the
Baptist Bastian of Waco Wed
nesday to challenge the Bailiff
Bares in a Southwest Clique
snarking match.
Coach Tonic Handler feels his
squad isn’t ready for the contest
but doesn’t have much choice.
“Our water boy is suffering
from a torn muscle in his wrist
and our batboy has leprosy but
I guess they’ll both play. Of
course we’ll be praying for rain
as usual.”
Project Chump Takes Gas
“Chump” is in the process of
being flushed. The project, or
ganized by The Squadron to buy
rabbitball koach Scappy Mitclaps
an oceanliner, has been revised.
Due to a diminishing number
of donations, the fund has been re
targeted to aim for a go-kart.
Few contributions have been re
ceived thus far.
Under these circumstances the
project will fail.
Contributors will be listed in
The Squadron.
Koach Mitclaps sure needs an
oceanliner.
Scappy has done a great job
and is specially well-liked by the
Attention SENIOR and GRADUATE MEN Students
WHO NEED SOME FINANCIAL HELP IN ORDER TO COMPLETE
EDUCATION THIS YEAR AND WILL THEN COMMENCE WORK,
Apply to STEVENS BROS. FOUNDATION, INC.
A Non-Profit Educational Fdn. 610 ENDICOTT BLDG., ST. PAUL 1,
undergrads, clip and save
The National School Binding, Inc,
Serving Texas Aggies and the Bryan-Col
lege Station area with the finest Plastic ot
Hardback binding at the lowest possible prices
press.
His press conference comments
are guaranteed to bring laughs.
In Dallas he explained how
A&M finances its rabbitball pro
gram—with close games and pay
toilets.
The “Chump” project doesn’t de
serve any support at all. But
you know how those things are.
Once it’s started we really look bad
when it falls flat on its derriere.
So come on and put out so we
won’t be put out.
—Themes—
—Notes—
—Reports—
—Thesis’—
—Books—
—Magazines—
located at the rear of Loupot’s temporary location.
Come by or call VI 6-6312 for more information.
AggieHuntersWin
Annual Easter Tilt
WithExcitingClose
A&M’s cellar - dwelling Hunt
Club pulled the upset of the season
Sunday beating the Texas (pro
nounced Tay-hoss) Bigmouths 17-
16 in their nationally televised
Easter Egg Hunt.
In a dramatic finish, the Aggies
found two striped eggs in the clos
ing 10 seconds to pull out the vic
tory.
High scorer for the Maroon was
Hew Heffer who gathered in seven
eggs and three bunnies. The de
fense was led by Twinkle Toes
Ruballa who squashed four Tea-
sip eggs and filched five more.
Wonder Wart Hare, TU All-
American egg finder and custard
chunker, broke his bifocals and
was ejected for fighting with the
referee’s seeing eye dog.
Cadet Coach Phil “Bugs” Bryant
was elated at the win and twitched
his ears rapidly as he compli
mented the squad.
“Boy, oh boy. Just wait till
next year. Our boys hunted their
hearts out. This is without a
doubt the greatest litter I have
had the privilege to coach.”
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