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'U*.: '■•In -?. ■ Yf i "U •• Boyle’s Colnmn A. v / Pegasus QY HAL BOYLE ^ ‘ New York—W?—Down the street came a horse—^trotting: sidewiys. In the saddle rode Gilbert Warb, looking very comfortable. “Giddap, Pegasus!” said Gil bert to his doleful steed. Pegasus side-stepped up and halt ed at.a building that bore the sign: “Dr. Ambrose Withers, animal psychologist.” ■ “Whet can I do for you?” said . Dr. Withers. He was a big, raw- boned man with a long face, hair like a mane and huge buck teeth. ‘Well, I feel a little silly about this,” said Gilbert. He. fished out a newspaper clipping and showed it to the doctor, the clip ping said: “London veterinarian . | says neurotic animals need psy chological treatment just like humans.” Dr. Withers nodded, “just what are your horse’s neurotic symp toms?” J,. j ’ “Well,” said Gilbeh. “The dam fool won’t run like any other horse —he will only run sideways.” “H-mmra, refusal to face life,” murmured the doctor. "Come into my office.” > They led Pegasus inside. Withers finally got the horse L ■' ?\! Boyle Relates Hor. Psychoari j to lie down on a couch in a private room. I . > ■' Half ap hour later the animal psychologist emerged. “Id it anything serious?” asked GUbert. A grange cade Indeed,” mused the doctor. “T# begin with your horse doesn’t want to be called P «de* he want to he called?” ; I 1 ' 1 : “Gladys.” | “But it ian’t that simple,” said Dr. Withers; “Gladys is disturbed about her family. She loved her mother; who was a retired thor oughbred. But she hates her father because he i was nothing but a common plowhorse in the next pas ture.” j “But whati can I do to cure her?” Demanded Gilbert. “I'll have to psychoanalyse her. I’ll give her three consultations a week—at $15 each—and tryc to convince her she she should forget her father and face life on her own four feet.” Six months later he handed Warg a bill for |1.170 and an- nounced—"she’s cured.” Gilbert saddled the smiling horse, and she galloped confidently home J fit j ■ .* , ■ r v- ' >.,■ f. V forwird. Ijl a we»k later he rode Gliriys back. ' A fine thin; r you did to my hofse,” he said sternly. What’* the matter, is she go- sideways again?” Asked the su: prised doctor. 1 No, Gladys runs all right,” Gilbert, bul every morning at o’clock she insists on coming the living room, plopping down Op the sofa anc telling her troub- i he" - ” X ■ ! .H ;[) ' 1 < r * ; r i • • 1 ' | ‘ :uti ive .1 ; T ft? 41 fiU-. 1 liMty lea 1 : i * ; ; ■ [ 1 ■ f 'IV/ » _^ SAVE 10 1 ° n Y ° ur Au ' s and Fire ... 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Texas A&M College t College Station Texas 1 Enclosed is for —.. Copies of The New 1949-50 Student Faculty Directory 1 Name - iv,; l£v. '.S* • » ” • • f to myi wife for an hour.” . Coryell (flub WiD Have Pic ture Made 1 K meeting of the Coryell Coun- Club will be held Thursday ht *t 7:30 in the lounge of Pur- ir Hall, club reporter Ross Van- ider announced yesterday. fhe purpose of the meeting, ac cording to Vancfiver, is to have the club’s group picture made. He sts 1 that it wo dd be required of corps club members to wear Chjss one uniforms and that non members must wear coats ties. - ^ andiver concluded by saying thjrt he wished to urge every per- sop from Cory< 11 County to be at the meeting s> that the group picture can 1* made tomorrow night. Asks for Monopoly Curb ; .jgw monopolies UonafA ^ ^ ^ N factureres .. Earl Buntin led y. Bunting, NAM managing director, told House monopoly in vestigators- in a prepared state ment that industry-wide bargain ing-exercised through internation al unions—represents a monopol istic practice in restrain of trade. • At the same time, he argued be fore^ house judiciary aubcommittee that bigness alone—in either bus iness or labor—is not synonymous with monopoly. The size of business, he told the committee, is only one factor in competition. Customer buying hab its and demands, he declared, de termine the size of business en terprises. , Arbitrary attempts ipoi niess would deny American pur chasers their free buying choice, Bunting said, and Woul destroy both competition apd the free en terprise system. * In another statement for the committee, a Du Pont “big busi ness” m*n said, small businesses can profit from the expensive re search of large corporations. The witness was Crawford H. Gren- walt, president of E. I. Du Pont De Nemours & Co. MMiilAjiiiliitr 'Ur m i i the Beast /I NOW, TAKE PO' INSTANCE.. AM D0NT traim fcttw' race. au. am do istrimmah -AN HOOKS Wt32&0, i ^>9ADIC < DAV— k WhaVs Cooking R ONiy.FO'l REASON-THEV J DONT BOTHER x /NX NONE-BEIN’, DOkTT IAST TILL \ A WIDDER/r AH TH’NOW SADIE V KIN AUjUS < HAWKINS DAV-yKETCH A HUSBK AN'tO'IS A WIDOCN, AaiN.rr < [ ALTVO AH IS OUST AOnDtNARV :iNir V a i ! By AI0»pp AU CLUB, yell pra Buil CJ CHAPTER, Houston tiursday, Nov. I 17, after tjice. Room 225, Academic >P - LEE COUNTY tiursday, Nov, 17, 7:30 224, Academic Build- plans for Thanksgiv- by govern ment to impose size limits on busi- HOUSTOl the sign said. This moi t<Avn street int “Texas A. offer;" Two ticket Police Pat m ui in jail. Police Accept Offer &M-TU Ducat Seller Tex., OPI—It was hard to believe, but that's what ig a man kept walking around Houston's big down- ?rsectiori of Texas and Main carrying this sign. * M. - Texas U. November 24. Football tickets. Make were pinned to the sign. ilmen Johnny Weiner, Jr., and H. C. Limerick put the ie^is being held for investigation . A&M BILLIARDS CLUB ((Official Tournament Entry Blank) ' VAME .. ADDRESS MaU to J. (Please Print) ht, Thursday, November 17,1949. i- 'WMW ■ ■ ■■■. .. I. Flowers, Box 4866, College Station before 'v ' r •>*: ■ :■ ... • S'}jj ■ I :i BASIC ; A •! Y BLUE...NEW YORKER W< i. The “dressy” blue worsted suit is the cornentc | | • ^ of j ut about every man’s wardrobe. For social eve* rungs ,.. fot church... for conference ... blue is b>th traditional and distinctive ... as is Michaels- Stern’s 100 year famous Rochester tailoring. The price i s basic too... for balanced budgets ..« $52.50 to $60.00 •, |. « .I-' , w -j I 1 4 !• T Conway & Co. ‘Tour Clothing Store" 103 N. Main • Single or dottUe breasted models, f*' • Otbtrs, of course, in handsome greys and browns. j !-• 4i ONT CLUB, Thursday, :30 p. m. room 104, Aca demic Building. Dance committees have reports to discuss. BRAZORIA COUNTY CLUB meets Thursday Nov. 17, 7:30 p. m. in Room 224 of the Academic Building to discuss plans for Thanksgiving party. BRYAN-COLLEGE STATION A&M CLUB, Thursday, Nov. 17, 7 p. m., room 308, Academic Build ing. Election of officers and plans for Thanksgiving Jjarty. COUNTY CLUB meet- yr, Nov. 17 after Yell Room 305, Academic ing Thursday, Nov. 17 after Yell ndi Practice in Building. CORYELL COUNTY CLUB, 7:30 p. m. Thursday, Nov. 17, Puryear Hall lounge. Coats and ties re quired; pictures to be taken. EAST TEXAS CLUB, Thursday, Nov. 17, yiSO p. m., YMCA read ing room. / . - , j FT. WORTH CLUB, Thursday, Nov. 17j after yell practice, Science Hall lecture room. LUFKIN A&M CLUB, Thursday, Nov. 17, 7:30 p. m. room 204, Aca demic Building. Final plans for Thanksgiving dance. MARSHALL CLUB meets Wed nesday, Nov. 16, 7:30 p. m. Room 103, Academic Building to plan Christmas Party. . \ NEWCOMERS CLUB, Wednes day, 2 i). m. in Cabinet Room, YMCA. NAVARRO COUNTY A&M CLUB, Thursday, Nov. 17,17:30 in Room 228, Academic Building to complete plans for Thanksgiving party. Refreshments will be served. PANHANDLE CLUB, Thursday, Nov. 17, 7 p. m., Lounge of Dorm l. Discuss final plans for Aggie- Tessie party. tf* PASADENA CLUB, Thursday, Nov. ;17, 7:30 p. m., room 105, Academic Building. P. E. CLUB, Thursday, Nov. 17, 7:30 p.m. in DeWare Fieldhouse W. R. Horsley will speak on ob taining employment after gradua- fion. | ' RIO GRANDE VALLEY CLUB, Thursday, Nov. 17, 7:30.• p. m. YMCA Chapel. SAN ANTONIO CLUB meeting, Thursday, Nov. 17, 7:30 Room 203; Academic Building. Tickets on sale for Thanksgiving party. SAN JACINTO CHAPTER, HOUSTON, CLUB, Thursday, Nov, 17, after yell practice. Room 223, Academic Building. SAN MARCOS CLUB meets Thursday night, Nov. 17, at 7:30 in Room 105, Academic Building. Reorganizational meeting. I j SENIOR PETROLEUM WIVES’ CLUB, Thursday, Nov. 17, at 7:30 p. m. in Cabinet Room, YMCA. Members to be taught how to play Canasta. WACO-McCLENNAN COUNTY CLUB, Wednesday, Nov, 16, 7 p. m. in 301 Goodwin Hall. Plans for Christmas and Thanksgiving dan ces will be discussed. Free coffee and doughnuts will be served. WICHITA FALLS CLUB, Wed nesday, November 16, 7:15 p. m., Academic Building. Final plans for Christmas dance. - Kids, Pets Parade at Pavilion - -split third place honors with Helen Klipple's Dachsund, Speedy. Heinz Variety Four divisions were set aside for Heinz Variety canines. In tHe first of these, the large long haired division, Charles Harrison’s Penny placed first. Ringo, owned by Walter Dahl- berg, copped second place rib bon, and Teddy, owned by Patsy Varvel, took third. In thq large, short-haired di vision of j this class, Irving Todd’s Pepper took first and Norman Flock’s Skippy took second. Small, long-haired top honors went to Betty Mead’s Pepper and Nancy Terrel’s Fawn. Tied in the runner-up spot were John L. Ber ry’s Shorty, and Sharon Grishm’s Poochie. Number three ribbon went to Sharon Patterson’s Blackie. Small, short-haired pooches ex traordinary in this class were Alexander John Quiseriberry’s Trixie and Betty Ivey’s Blackie. Crowding the top-spot were sec ond-placers Chincky, Blackie, San dy, and Inky owned, in that order, by Sherman Crites, Fred Brison, David Lloyd, and Mary Francis Badgett. Five Entrants took the trey slot They wpre John Camp’s Toby, Dee Smith's Bobo, Dan Davis’ Tippie, Bill Jobes, Tip, and Edgar Feld man's (jftcar.' | Cat Contestants In ui crowded cut division five entmiti| tied for first place. Numed most fashionable felines were An ita Hammer’s Pretty Kits, Sherry Kelly's Bingo, Gordon Darrcth’a Susy, Limlu Chalks’ Sammy, and Jean Itjd Pam Sperry’s Busky. More crowded was the deuce which placers were Ernest Snookums, Judy Ann Klssa, Frank Waidhofer's Joanne Walker’s Tom, Salis’ Rusty and Sharon (Continued from Page 1) ■pot in TangerV Craig's Aaselinti, Tommy — Acheson Promises Help for' Counsel Washington, Nov. 16 (idP>—Secre- intend ry of Statd\ Acheson isaid yester- "I l tary of Statd Acheson jsfdd yester day that he intends again to give ?t day?, his ® obtain in formation about Wait! from'the tope for the last ei| top aides have tried anu viroi Chinese Communist authorities and to get him released.; They, have had no success and are noiling r ' ed to look in!to the case, hape been giving it my per sonal attention and I shall again,” he )iaid. “Bpt I have been ; out of tquijh with (he matter whije I was away and I want to get the very latest infonhatien pn it from Mr. While Acheson ha* been in Eu- Webb (undersecretary of state).” r Ward and four me: conbula'te staff were ■ « ! •« i« • ■% a l 4 • . embers of the jailed by Communists authorities at Mukden on Dctober ^4 on charges of having beaten a Chinese employee. lill mad - i • : :| 151 Need a dart time job? TUi ( , plaeea BAfT|l“ - Washington today; whether 1 he) Call 4-5324. UJON classified ad. Battalion CLASSIFIED A ’ Page 4 II WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 16,1949 , I • H • . f *i ' t, '■ 1 ■ I ■ ■ ' ■ 'IJI "I<I. n SELL WITH A BATTALION CLASSIFIED AD. RaUa ... 3c a wprd per insertloq with a 20c minimum. Rp&c. rata* la chiiutifl.d Section . . .; Stye par cotumA Inch.' Send all claMlfieds with remit tance to the Student Activities Office. All ads should be turned In bjr loioti a m. of the day before publication. j< • FOR SAGE • PORTABLE TYPEWJ . HmlthlCoronas, Remlngtohs, woods. A typewriter sjjecli you better. Service and li makes. Late model rei)t machines. Use our lay-away plan or easy terms. Bryan Business Machine Company, 200 N. Main Bryan, Texas. ' ** I I I : ' W ‘ T" V * ■ •29 FORD COUPE, Unu»ual •'A" Model. J225.00.- A. L. Williams, Box J97». College Station. 1—Delta Lathe, 12'’ Swing; all tools. 1—Harley DavIdson'Motor Cycle, Model lift 1—25,000 B.T.U. Floor Furnace * J T : 319 Foster Avenue, College Hills XT Carrol’s Cinchy. | , Rounding out the list of kitten ribbon-coppers were Scott Man ning's Mittens, Mary Varvel’s Pris sy, Dita Hughes’ Butcii, Elaine Johnston’s Ting, and James Adams’ Rosy. Heavy-weight Entrants Heavy-weight contenders vied, in the division set aside for pets weighing over 100 pounds. Horses and ponies galloped away with ribbons for this judging. f* . Claire Rogers’ pqny, Pal, and Betty Jean Welhous’ horse, Tony, won first place. Splitting the sec ondary spot-light were Caroline McDonald’s horse, Bullets; and Jud Rogers’ pony, Trigger. Only other entrant was Lazy Legs, a chlf owned by Mary Francis Malik.! Lonely little Cotton Tail, a rab bit owned by Jim Fowler, found no competitors, so he twitched his nose twice and took the first place ribbon in the rabbit division. 1 ' Variety Department 4 Variety division of the night was number 11, Miscellaneous. Two tur tle, two ducks, and a white rat teamed up in the highest spot. The turtles, March and Felix, belonged to Patsy Wilkins. The quacking duet, Donald and Brown, were owned by Alfonse Holik. BH1 Bra zil claimed Sleepy, the white rat. Three furry-folks, a fish, and an other turtle were runner-ups. The fish was Bill White's Boozle a gold fish. The fejlow in the shell was Hobo, belonging to Ernest T$n- zer. Another member of the sec ond-place quintet was Grover Ar rington's Charlie, an inoffensive polecat. Lydia Dawson’s hamster, Penny, and Bill Wing’s guineas, Dagwood and Blondie, rounded out this group, i Lone entrant in the trick anii mats division was Martha Terrel’s collie, Flora, who took an auto matic first place. GARRIGAN’S RIDING F ACADEMY “WHERE HORSEMANSHIP JS AN ART" RATES—*1.00 AN HOUR LESSbN 6 LESSONS FIVE DOLLAR* M Old College Rd.—Bryan f’hona 2-7B7t ■' " m 1 . iii :i I + Consult Dr. Carlton R. Lee OPTOMETRIST With Your Visual Problem* 203 S. 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