The Battalion. (College Station, Tex.) 1893-current, June 01, 1942, Image 25

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A rtnging doorbell broke the
still oir. Pat fainted^ Jimmie
dropped it—the radio, ih strode
Johniiie.
“Patty,” he called with a voice
of a love-bird. “Where are you?”
he cooed like a bubbling sugar-
bowl. Then it happened; Jimmie
.saw Johnnie; Johnnie saw Jim-
are you doing here?”
they asked each other simul
taneously.
“I came to see Pat,” they echo
ed. . /
“ So did I,” they rO-eehoed.
“Then what are WE doing here
together?” they asked each oth
er. A bit of explaining- followed.
Patty was still out, both had for
gotten her.
“Judas Priest!” stammered the
struck Jimmie after^ Johnnie
had finished. “So we have been
seeing her behind our backs!”
“Greetings, sucker!” said the
now solemn Johnnie, “ftreetings.
chump!” admitted l: Jimmie,
shaking Johnnie’s hand. Shortly
thereafter, it was ‘‘iSro more,
Aunt Edna, please.” fji
That is the end of the story of
James Arbuckle Hyckup! and
John Henry Jive, but
all of my song. The
this tale of woe arid wi
1. This Wmk Ml
to make fritnds.'vi
2. Never trust a g<
woman with burned-<
3. When you let a
acting, be sure She
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, “Say, conductor]. lw
we go in th^i car^
“Not very far, ?this
love nest!” j . f - ||
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The t absent-mind<
we woftld like to see,
who would lecture to
and ci$ his classes.
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$ke toys,
And Ji^st fool around
Iftoters;
But bad little boys
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We have a' dog.!I
We called tt “Bldoh. ,
Until it had pup$.
Then we^ changed Us
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She—Do you wafit to)
car ahd eat,» sweetkieai
He—No,
bugler
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Welcome Back to Bryan
And Aggieland, Aggies
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We stand ready again to serve ;
your needs. Make our bank
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We Wish You Much Success and
Good Luck Through 1942-43
Member Federal Deposit Insurance
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CITY NATIONAL BANK
Bryan
^s that linger
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Smart little boys
Ifttle Joys,
With memory which
tdian lingers;
Dumb little boys lost i
poise,
And erid up with ri
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The shades of night w^re falling
When ^or a kiss he
She mbst have answi
because .
The sliades came down much
faster.,
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LUKE’
Welcomes Yoi
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Fas
JUNE, 1942
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Groceries and Meats
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