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About The Battalion. (College Station, Tex.) 1893-current | View Entire Issue (June 1, 1942)
. rv wm f- B ‘ A rtnging doorbell broke the still oir. Pat fainted^ Jimmie dropped it—the radio, ih strode Johniiie. “Patty,” he called with a voice of a love-bird. “Where are you?” he cooed like a bubbling sugar- bowl. Then it happened; Jimmie .saw Johnnie; Johnnie saw Jim- are you doing here?” they asked each other simul taneously. “I came to see Pat,” they echo ed. . / “ So did I,” they rO-eehoed. “Then what are WE doing here together?” they asked each oth er. A bit of explaining- followed. Patty was still out, both had for gotten her. “Judas Priest!” stammered the struck Jimmie after^ Johnnie had finished. “So we have been seeing her behind our backs!” “Greetings, sucker!” said the now solemn Johnnie, “ftreetings. chump!” admitted l: Jimmie, shaking Johnnie’s hand. Shortly thereafter, it was ‘‘iSro more, Aunt Edna, please.” fji That is the end of the story of James Arbuckle Hyckup! and John Henry Jive, but all of my song. The this tale of woe arid wi 1. This Wmk Ml to make fritnds.'vi 2. Never trust a g< woman with burned-< 3. When you let a acting, be sure She parts. « ! J ' j ★ j ★ j.' J j ★ 1 I , “Say, conductor]. lw we go in th^i car^ “Not very far, ?this love nest!” j . f - || i * n looking tubes.* rl start pood The t absent-mind< we woftld like to see, who would lecture to and ci$ his classes. / ★ ! !tr lin’t no Nice; little boys t $ke toys, And Ji^st fool around Iftoters; But bad little boys J ttlp Joys, * . ] e young wome||t Jnemor- { he one steaks, | i I 1 1 women r ; Kiss- Interval—i She—'Til bet j^u’re In the ROTC.'.’ , ! ; i 411 . ★ I ^ 1 r We have a' dog.!I We called tt “Bldoh. , Until it had pup$. Then we^ changed Us 1 ★ {} i . ‘ I She—Do you wafit to) car ahd eat,» sweetkieai He—No, bugler ' i ! life's ! I ll ! more lame. { stop the f * Welcome Back to Bryan And Aggieland, Aggies . • ft We stand ready again to serve ; your needs. Make our bank |fi , J { your bank -*T—O- We Wish You Much Success and Good Luck Through 1942-43 Member Federal Deposit Insurance ( orporation rl CITY NATIONAL BANK Bryan ^s that linger ■ ; I Smart little boys Ifttle Joys, With memory which tdian lingers; Dumb little boys lost i poise, And erid up with ri ' IK 9 | . I ' ‘-Il ' I * The shades of night w^re falling When ^or a kiss he She mbst have answi because . The sliades came down much faster., ——1— : —■——4t . ; . LUKE’ Welcomes Yoi n Fas JUNE, 1942 li ! I I Complete Btock of Groceries and Meats For Picnic! Lunches i' v ! Gate ti .J! 23 i A ‘ L il *