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bit) of gin,
cat, a litt
moonlight^
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A little cnf. * little gnl,
A little midnight spin.
A little bit of blarney,
A little jolie risque,
A little motor trouble,
A little tin|e to play.
A little Vi^, e little pres»,
A little pMee te perk,
A little teitder feeling and
A little p«M*on aperk.
A little bit; of necking,
A little huf: and *quee*e,
A little tryj e little sigh.
t, a little hoax.
of kneea.
wpfl gieyedl
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A little
A little
And there |rou have the aecret of
How little girls are made. »
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He: 1 prsyedj for you last night.
She: Next titne, telephone.
He: I've neyer seen »uch dreamy
eyes.
She: You neker stayed so late be
fore*.
I . ji Viil ,
A parrot wma , sitting on the salon
of a luxurious steamer watching a
m »di<*iftn do tricks. The magicinafgbrx-
a4 notice that he was now going to do
a triek never fcdp*«f MteaMaM.
1K< pulled up his sleeues and inMda
a few fancy motions. At that mom. - -
the ship’s boilers exploded and sank
the ship. About ton minutes later, as
the parrot came to floating about on
a piece of driftwood, he was haaed to
mutter, “Damn clever. Damn defer.”
—Pelican
First Freshman— (in the swimming
class)—Are yot^a Delt pledge?
Second Dope—No, I backed into a
stove.
It
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1 She: Why do you always keep one
arm free when you pet?
He | Well, some day I hope t» own
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He: What wedtif you do if a fel
low ciitkeised your figure?
She: Well, I wouldn't hold it against
him.
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the Future. Am thto mrm E—y-WrtthW
Ro>«l umt ...Try It..hGive It THE
DESK TEST.
GUY H. DEATON
r Bryan, Texas
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