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About The Battalion. (College Station, Tex.) 1893-current | View Entire Issue (Oct. 1, 1939)
it/ NoAi In Price Am In PreTions Y< A^grie Statiom to We SUU F< and Envelopes itch 24 Coant ThUtk Linen @ \0f Pnc tam* CAMPUS VARIETY “North Gate** F— Tk* night acrreant was asked by the comi^sndsat how he knew the boy was drunk. ' “Well,- drawled the aarffe, “He came into thh “Y”. put a nickel in the letter-box, rang the desk bell, pu| the empty whisky bottle to bis ear, said ‘no answer*, and t floor and Vent to sleep.** _ AGGIES Come In For Your • Snack* • Cigarettes • Candy • Fruits Cold i ■ _ , liMUi, Officer: How tell me, what la year Idea of strategy? Soph: Sir, it it when you're out of ammunition and keep on firing eo the enemy won't know H. r IT - I i - : •' i i i ; ' I Here’s one about the college co-ed who took a course in Bielogy te learn about life — but it was Ancient History to — I sat <^n the • ' ! I']- ' ! V ; J . ' . If you want to be successful with women a jrood firm to “Wateh and Waite,- * ‘ * and another to "Attit, Early and Layet”, and still another to “Doo and Dsiret.” But if your technique to as bad as mine, probably i the b^st to, “Grinn and Barrett ’ ' T r ! ' • , Then there’s the “first-year cadet- who went boldly into the book store, gaee the pretty clerk a fiee-dollar hill for a book, and then (of all things) askid for hto change. Tii LAND GR0CE1 * Across From Exchange Store** $ • She: We’ve been iisIHgg mother of mine. He: Hours, I should say. She: Oh Tom .. # this to so sudden! : • J L Ji J M a a long time for Wmt| When the newlyweds boarded the train, the groom tipped the porter liberally not to diecloei fhat they were just married. On the way Id breakfast the tug, the couple were the object of many grins. ibarrassed i! sTd Th * raan went inU) •• ea,e • <ur N morning, and eat down at the counter. He eras about half asleep as he said craning of necks. Furiously the groom upbraided the negro ™ nt * r «* ~ ‘bout *** ^eeP •• he laid to porter. “Namsuh, George replied M Ah did] it tell ’em. ^•^"•Ikm-Gbume an egg with the yellow broken, bacon When dey asked mTif you ~ ^I.T marHed ! 2 mL ro ^ ^ ^ ^ 1 ^ *** ^ *nd if it*, not suh. dey to just chums.- **** • 100 much iroob, «' *** fa fro °t of me and gripe like heU, so » HI feel at home." OTICE - SENIORS - NOTICE Let U. Pot That Diamond In You: • Senior Class Ring: J / $5.00 up We Have An Expert Diamond Setier ■ ' i fi - Ml [ • l (-i Two Uttle boys were standing on the corner little girl passed by. One said, “Her neck's dirty." other said "Her does?- j 5 L ) f I V \ ■ DaaWI Boon*? Wedding guest: “And I suppose yA: nr* msrrying lose." Bridegroorne "Say who do you think that ole guv the shotgua to?- f ! us THE BATTALK V:\ ify “Johnny surprised me by teDtag me we were going to France on our honeymoon." "How nice, and how did he spring it on you?" “He said that as soon as we were married he show me where he was wounded in the war." ' l M! ;L1 t 1 "pi