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About The Battalion. (College Station, Tex.) 1893-current | View Entire Issue (Oct. 1, 1939)
4 A iji i > ■ ■ ■■>■* ' IT ' ' i «• * ll i * I ^ i *■ i' M :■ i i* v^f l/ 1 — . V v *i H •j • _ W»ll *11 right . . . ‘Tf.S.aW ," mn Aggie freshoN* j declares, **la an in- station of higher yearning.” . . .“Big Dog" Dawson goometrically observe* that “A straight line is the shortest distance between two points, which prom that the g rl with the most Icunres goes fnrl net.” ^ . An In- ■■Mt | junior re* ' HMV j i letter from a Baylor. Belton girl in which she discussed a forthcoming physi cal! WSamination. After pointing out that she was to take hers in an hour, she wrote: “Oh me! I don’t like to be inspected.” . . j “Some of our school authorities,” Gal Garrison points Out, "have very con tents opinions — thoroughly mixed and permanently eet/f. J. Many girls in this day and age have “Missouri’' lege — they’vs gotta be shown . . . Frank Weir daifu that “An educat ion is a Valuable thing; in fact, no college should be without one!” . . . A truism hard to deny is the one recently discussed by Social Secre tary Charley Hamner: “The new ver sion of the old Saying that two can live as cheaply as one, now readaj^M* two men can live as cheaply aa one woman.” . . . Last but not least is T. P. Callier’s philosophic thought that “The true musk lover is the man who puts his ear to fee keyhole when he hears a soprano singing in the bath tub." ■ f . ! i *T 4 » I 1 ! I . b 1 I l- t ’ They gsve ap: The Battalion se-et-’.y s letter from a Dallas organisation ask ing for a copy of the! MWspapsr. No uausual request in itself, the IsttaT- was signed “Future Old Maids of Am erica, formerly Future Wives and Mothers of Texas.* From the U. T,*s The Tesas Ranger, tag recipe: OCTOBER, 1M» MU publication, the follow- How L Ti don’t ha> 2. Age] s him, le( A M< 4 Hui 5. Ski It hapi per in’s "Chico^ ning of calculus with inti prof Ha] room a> boot the example, rolling sj paraphai “A roily Not U With cadets, carefully water, equipme] then pit ing exhi Clarei the pair] the cat likewise^ Wi It E ' r I ;JI ; ' * • I j * i . j i t * to be used on blind dates, ienced. Found — Complete set of accidentally turned in with “A* quia. Owner may receive same by calling at Disciplinary Committee Office, ‘Personal I do and always will. L a p. Wasted — Students. — Sunday breakfast / Lost — Romance. — Texas Aggies. F -i * Wanted — A roommate who will give you the shirt off his back, who . i ... ® jdtoin’t wear any of your clothes, who will f»TT,i.h . cr for your d.t« with '"**** <A11 ^ ^hi. «M fri. n d. .ml it*y home ^rk- Xo unless you to > ^ ». your mreountmr - Dou e Utfler ‘ ",l” P "““' - Por tired feeling; u mother try the formal..) , Lie _ And Hoi. f'• - ! j '. ' H‘ v ' •, *i: l . | ' I * * V i« ^coddle him until boyhood. him till manhood. [him to A. A M. ' - <i * TT ' j jj' . », |.y ta oae of "Dutch” Hal- ctauuuu: Fackoby, before ,the begtn- wrote several higher istions.on the blackboard f»ls “foo” and ^goo." When ferin finally entered the ^juettioued the students a- justion, “Chioo^ H by way of tuoted the old: saying “A w gathers no pmss.” Then, ^g, Chico sounded off with foe gathers rad goo.” stopped, however, Dutch with “Deru isc three kinds vot I do not understand |rds, sports, and slang; get dSMB." b t' i- . _ Overheard in pur house: ‘Sit down and taka up the slack in your skin.’ / Temple Owl less an audience than 250 F. Lewis and. Jack Gentry )eated a quantity of hot ►ught mirrors and shaving from their dormitory, and led to give a public shhv- tion on the ot<4 drill field. Rot he. after Seeing that rre not turned in by one of l» “targes,” preceded to do nth equal sucoesa. •Isn’t meant ta. be a- cot- the disbursement of free but the follewieg list of re's “Uuclaasifled” claasifi- definitely out of the usual the column take* a chance. • L A 8*8 I F I B D — More coeds at AJt M. j-^The Corps — A pair of dark glasses • " 5 k'- 4 ' Four out of five have it”— but the prof is watching and they can’t use - their cribs. * Dated p»ck»*^L — AuJ >kirt .t A A M. ^ “Covers the Earth” —t The bull toss- , ed by the Aggies. .il “The flcvor lasts” —- That last home cooked meal. fiHTrfH"- .iif Jmm ta' » rn w% Well Wortk She: “No, darling I could learn to love you." He: “But darling I have ten thous and dollars." She: “Oh well, how about another lesson.” / j .if, 4 never Joe: “Listen^you worm! How does* it happen that J find you kissing my' wife?” Jim: “That’s easy. I got here first ” a Pome He asked for burning kisses She said In accents cruel “1 may br a red hot mama, but I ain’t nobody’s fuel.” £ * ‘ J \