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Attended by Herr Hitler,
Who la smiling kinds sly.
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Complete with clothes and arms.
And put her in a Cadillac
Equipped with fire alarms.
A background bright with factories,
A toad with lota of warts.
Splash it twice with red and green.
And label it ‘^The Arts."
Then you will have a picture,
A masterpiece of art—
A modern bit of f.M>lishn.
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It was high noon at the Moaqac.
The high priest was intoning, “Thare
is but one God, and Mohamet is his
prophet-”
A voice broke in, “He is not!” ’Hie
congregation turned and among the
sea of brown faces wajha small yellow
face.
The* priest straightened up and said.
“The seems to be a little Confix*ian
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She "Hello, hot papa." | ‘ ‘
(One hoar later.)
Be: “Come here, ashes of love, and
your cinder.” ‘
“All male parrots say, 'Folly wants
a cracker'.'
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seven-course dinner’.”
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liant I'd invent something that would
do my final for me at the press of a
button.
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First Ditto: What would you in
vent?
Second Ditto: Oh, just something
to press the button.
When a girl giggles at everything
you say it's a sign someone daag 4Bd
her she had a keen sense of humor.
THE BATTALION