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About The Battalion. (College Station, Tex.) 1893-current | View Entire Issue (April 29, 1939)
. r • I i l! ~ rf i. . ’ I: . x % i - i i t; V ; X ; * v to.) n Shocked Old tAdy: “And on the w«y h^rc w« panned abouty twenty- five p«t>ple in parked ear*.** Young Hoatdaa: ‘‘Oh, I’m sttrt you are mihUken. It muat have been an even number. —Puppet V < 1. who carry: ylaaa bottle* b^ichet. Peopl shoulda't alt on atone ‘‘Walter, thia ta a very small iteakf **Yaa t aur, all specta It ia.** “And it’s very, very tough.’' “Dea it’s auttinly lucky it*b amall. l ' HOW TO Bit AN ARTIST First paint a gajy Wadnae A-waltxin* thru the aky, Attended by Herr Hitler, Who la smiling kinds sly. Then take a modem Venus, Complete with clothes and arms. And put her in a Cadillac Equipped with fire alarms. A background bright with factories, A toad with lota of warts. Splash it twice with red and green. And label it ‘^The Arts." Then you will have a picture, A masterpiece of art— A modern bit of f.M>lishn. I To make the critics start. —budge van lee in Covered Wagon —Exchange \ i 1 . ; n - m . 4 .PALM BEACH I • SUITS • ' - ) For week end wenr . . . sporting or courting, then Is no better wmy to keep that cool, fresh-from-the- tub look. Whites, light shades or jdark>—ue h^ve then j in the new draped models with the washable shoulder lift. At the vdlue price of the ^ $15.50 ' u ii bcstacy: Jodi,: iNUMcmbcr, anything you aay »ill be held a train.! you." Pitauwr: *HMy Lamarr." [' ji this tire?' a i rjl /Ji <*< /. V/ l' Palm Beach Slacks $4.75 £ 1 r llaldrop«(3 Two Coavenieut Stares Brysa College Station Vo • ' t Jj V T Fv “How did you puncture “Ran over a milk bottle.” “Didn’t you see if!in time?" “Now suh. the nigger had it under his oopt.” -. a\ i.[.ill,fill,. Jl : If a girl 4*fS»M t» win a husband, she opfht to exhibit a generous aa- /ture^tor else hoWf- generoua nature has been to her. i —Exchange 1 II J L < 24 h'- - ; i Roaes are blue Wolets are pink Afttn- you’ve bad t The thirteenth drink. VJ * | j* WRITE IF NO, READ Radio h staff that L would have .$ smaller. duiombb ile or none at all if it weTea’t for. • \ Gasoline is Stuff that if you don't use good In year car it won’t run ns wuRma if. J M Ghie in what the flaps on envelopes would stick down better if you had goo<t on. A desk is when you’re tired work ing you don't s|t at. Gps is atn^f, that if you turn it «it ind don’t light it the soft musk they play you dont hear. ■HKPlfPL. r f-4-Cowered. Wagon • f CHINA BOY It was high noon at the Moaqac. The high priest was intoning, “Thare is but one God, and Mohamet is his prophet-” A voice broke in, “He is not!” ’Hie congregation turned and among the sea of brown faces wajha small yellow face. The* priest straightened up and said. “The seems to be a little Confix*ian . He: "Hello my (lame." She "Hello, hot papa." | ‘ ‘ (One hoar later.) Be: “Come here, ashes of love, and your cinder.” ‘ “All male parrots say, 'Folly wants a cracker'.' “Haven't you any female parrots ?”{ “Sure. They say. ‘Polly wants a seven-course dinner’.” First Lasy Student: If I were bril liant I'd invent something that would do my final for me at the press of a button. Second Ditto: Yeah, that's twafti First Ditto: What would you in vent? Second Ditto: Oh, just something to press the button. When a girl giggles at everything you say it's a sign someone daag 4Bd her she had a keen sense of humor. THE BATTALION