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About The Battalion. (College Station, Tex.) 1893-current | View Entire Issue (April 29, 1939)
A <> l H T »'j tV,' 1 4—12- * ; WE HAVE IT! ‘ I I Aggie PololSMrtg Aggie 8tationer> Aggie Pennants . Aggie Snu^—lfg: CAMPUS VARIETY 1ST0RE i \ Wo i ITS TIME TO CHANGE \ ' i To light weight oil. Drive in t#4iy, and leave your ear for a thorough greening and a care* ful check-up. 1 1 i •L. ' til our Troubles Are Always Our BusineteT iM rr. i ■ A^ieland Services Station 1 rhoM 123 1- . : TM — ii VI X K ‘ A FRESHMAN S CORRESPONDENCE Dear Mias Fix: Vi »m a Freshman in A. A M„ and I (would likt your advice on an important matter. I j have been taking 1 alert gleam ia his blue Norse eyes, out a girl for the past six months. Do yo^ think it would be On q* same track, rushing along, ca all right for me to try to kins her? If ^he slaps my face. , the engineer dead drunk. 1 Down the track at 60 miles par hour sped the crack limited, smbkr like a thick veil behind it. The engineer, a to have , sturdy Sw«*dew fada with his hand on the brake lever. |ah a second what’ll I do? My dear Mr Fish Yours perplexedly, j ‘ , I. Hi A. Fish. lift ^ I 1 Horror frosr on the Norse engineer’s face as he Caw the other train bearing down on him. He slammed on IhU brakes, shut 'pile eyes, and waited for the crash. But tbfli crash never came. Good old Rudyard Kipling came to tho rescue when he v 1 A A You ssy that *you haveMln.-n going with the girl for , |!,< “Souse is acnat and Norse is Norse, and never the .aw v.... v > jr V > v. ^ vema K Wlll^ V. I ail VI IT" Kill * VIV - - six months and have never kissed her. My boy.j you don’t. »hall meet." ijced advice as to whst to do if she slaps you, but on e>hat to do if she doesn’t. ” • X? d X v X "Let’s play house. : t . ' Dorothy y_ A i -I’ll br the walls and get , Tx "T 1 _ | |J •* ' Xv * "I want a book about ‘The Red Shih^* ‘The er,’ or something like that.’* Xv Saleaman: "Herr you are, Freshmaa, ‘The . •- - • n Ci t \ •red." ' r w “Do you engage in any extra-currieular activity?*' "No, sir; you see. wine makes me sick. I don’t know any and I can’t sing, so I just study." Exchange l J • 11 J She: "Where did you learn to kisa like that ^ He: "Oh, me. I’m a glams blo#ut. Tr - i. I .ill litH I VI "What would you do if I turned you down?" she 'After a few moments of silence, she nudged him and M iMdn*t you hear me?" He looked down at her apprehensively. "I beg your pardon," he said apologetically. "I >u were addressing the radio.'* * i t * I - il! * ■ ! ‘ r h* ♦ * V SOPHOMORES - JUNIORS 1* Plenty of natiafied coatomere are I our uniforms. Ix>ok about you and ask them about our guaranteed fit. Compare our prices and quality. Order your uniform now for next term and avoid tbe rush. MILITARY SUPPLIES Zubik’s Uniform Tailor 18»« — 43 Year* — 1939 20 1 _ — Mother’s Day, May 14 Plan now to make her day a happy one. Have a new por trait made, especially for her. Aggieland Studio Picture Frames Kodak Finishing : THE BATTALION i ^ x n