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About The Battalion. (College Station, Tex.) 1893-current | View Entire Issue (March 22, 1939)
J ■ •I % REAL PlP6-J<f[ TO GAIN* NOTHING TO LOSE — IS HOW I SIZED UP PA'S NO-WSK OFFER. PIPE-JOY (CAME OUT ON TOP! v. s . 4 Coolness... and plenty of rich.full body! That*! fitt eMlJtaBtftaft it takes to put real joy in a pipe. Get it with Prince Albert —the tobacco that’s “no-bite” treated to remove harsh ness. Prince Albert is “crimpcut/* too, to pack easier, smoke slow and even, and cake your pipe up riftht. P. A. is a “buy” in any man’s lan guage. Get that big red Prince Albert tin today and start on a career of smooth smoking now I t-m. P.A. PLEASES-OR IT'S ON US! Smok* 20 frafraat ptp«fvU of Prime Albert. U yo* don’t find it tk« nollowont, Uutaoot ;pipo tobocco you or or •tnokod, rrtwn tk« e«ckot tin with tke rost of tbn tobacco la it to a« at nay time witbin a month from tkU data, and wo will ra- faad fall pwrckaao yrico, plus postage (S«e«*#d) K J. Roynolds Tobacco Ca., Wintton-SaUm, Norik Caroliaa . r ,\ : n 2 , : Caller: 1 would like to see the Judge, please. * Secretary: Tm sorn, sir, big he is at dinner. Caller; But mV*man, im errand is r - ii- r r ipipnrlil J. ) Secretary: It can’t be helped, sir. * Hi?* honor is at steak. • ^ I it* k I r 4 Dizzy Definitions * Catarrh is a musical instrument, es* • peciall) in Spain. Louis XVI was gelatined. k i { The litter is an infernal organ. The Tropic of Cancer is a%are dts- » ease. An etchiag is a ticklish feeling. A momentum is what you give a\ person when they are leaving. . "! want >ou to meet him. He is a good mixer! ” “But 1 never drink!” A ptooiot* ol froaronl tabocoo in •oory 1 oa tin mi Prinao Albort SO MILO SO TASTV r i - i, • ‘ ; JM • . . h , . : The twrq pretty >v>ung things were having an awful time 1 ... king the car into a shoft parking s|>ace along the curb. - L One of them called hut i warning: “Look out, or you’ll Ml that tree!” “Oh. t‘ Mt’s all riahl.” replied the girl at tho wheel. “Can a tree sue?” I | • • rU •* . I 1 , \ * Iri Hi LI 1 ly I Boastful Angler: Tte had a three hours' fight with a sallmL Bored friend: Yes, can-opener^ are most annoying. H , j '' 1.* i’ * ill 1 • L n ^Conductjw: How old ia vetir little 'boy? Mother: Lour. . ? How ol<( «re yj Boy: F4«r. J. ' ! Conduclbr: Uell, madam. I’ll let him ride m$ time, but when he grow s up he’ll bd either a liar or a giant little 1; “Ihe bravest man I ever knew,” aaid Smith, “was the chap who took a taxi to the hankruptev court, and then, instead of paying his fare, in vited the driver in as a creditor.” / * • . ¥ Hostess (to newly-married naval olfemr): They tell me your wife ia one in a thousand. Offerer: Oh, I say, you mustn’t be lieve all you hear about the navy. Salesman; Now here is a book en- jtiAod. How I forked My Farm for Profit.*’ I- armer: I haven’t any time to read littoa. • Actrsua: Tomorrow evening, dar ling, I make my dehut. Send me flow ers—lota of flowers. Manager: Oh. don’t he ao pessi mistic, dearest.