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About The Battalion. (College Station, Tex.) 1893-current | View Entire Issue (Feb. 22, 1939)
■ tl* r v PROUT basement ; 1 m i 4 DON’T FORGET Jr' That (he Finest Quality and Workmanship In UNIFORMS ('ome* From k fi Zubik’s Uniform Tailor Shop Also Military Supplies y I j i • f f , «l Frowh: "How about a date tonight?” Senior Coed: ”1 can’t go out with a baby." Fro^hi: ^r, pardon me, I didn’t kn«. «»-f Urchin Kn*t gir|: "I don’t like your boy-friend." Second: “Why?” \ FiratJ "He whtatJea dirty (tonga:** T -dack-O-Lantern * s ' ’ 4 k ri"A. •'( , i HUNGRY? r T7* » > ■ w 1 ♦ . i i a • I . ^ i k • We Carry Everything To Make 1 • r j That * i MID NIGHT MEAL The Beat You Ever Had a? U # LUKE’S CAMPUS GROCERY Nurtli Gate l j * • « , , 1 1. Whatta fool she is. ’J 1 * ■ i i . , v ,m I» Spends hours getting har hat on straight, but let’s her gums get flabby. That's the girl in the advertisement. • \ But not my girl. \ *. She sticks her hat on crooked^-the more crooked \\*is ^ the better she likes it. , ^ And nobody can say she has never heard of pink tooth brush She even went into a drug stori and tried to buy one. j \ . . * Covered Wagon A college boy boarded the train, entered a sleeper, and tipped the nix-foot porter liberally to put him off at Atlanta. "I ni a Uery hard sleeper." said the young man, "and you must take p© notice of my protesta. Seise me and put me out on the platform." The, next morning he woke up to find himself still on the train, steaming into Athens. Raging with fury, he found the porter and began to bawl him out in strong language. ”1 say, fuh,” replied the great negro, calmly* “you’ve got a bit o’ temper, but it ain’t nothin’ comparMt with the young feller I put out of the train at Atlanta." I t —Jack-O-Lantern "Sorry madam, but licenses are issued only when your form ts filled out proparly.” “Why, I like your nerve sir. We can get married no Cohered Wagon __ matter what I look Nke.” John Smith, a psychiatrist, died. Being a goad mar. John went U heaven. At the pearly gates John was met and A colored preacher at the close of his sermon discovered one of his deacons asleep. He said, “We will, now have a few minutes af prayer. Deacon Brown, will you lead?” Deacon Brown sleepily replied. "Lead Hell, I just dealt.” interrogated by St. Peter. ’"Name ?" "John Smith.’’ “Occupation on earth?” “Psyehiatrist." "(M». come on in; we can use you." "Why. what’s the trouble?” "God thinks he’s O’Daoiel,” replied St. Peter. 1 \\ — OUR SERVICE DEPARTMENT Is the Heart of Our Business m IW'v UU : if ji BRYAN MOTOR CO. Bryan, Texaa t ilj \ — FEB! ! \HY ! > 1 . * f f j ■ We Carry a Complete Stock— J - • l Shoe PoltHhes and BrunheH - L E. S. I^mpa Hair Oils and Tonica - Razorg and Bladen Stationery* - School Supplier - Elec. Supplies Sweat Shirts - Mena Socks and Underwear Tennis Shoes . j V _ i . I ' CAMPUS VARIETY STORE f L, f : V !• ft \ < . V t * |p-r I* * vfVi >:! % i IM X?