The Battalion. (College Station, Tex.) 1893-current, December 14, 1938, Image 3

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A dinner guest in a Virginia home was telling his host
haw to prepare ham that would be even better than the
famous Virginia ham.
Guest: “Place the kame in a deep pan and the firat day
soak it in a bottle of rye whiskey and let H cook a while.
The second day add a little Jamaica rum, and the third day j
a bottle of port wine and the fourth day a bottle of Bourbon.**
Host (turning to the colored cook I: “What do you think
of that?"
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Mary (a bride) was showing uncle over their new home.
“This is my room, uncle; you see we have twin beds,
they are so much more hygienic. That*s Harold’s, this one is
mine."
The uncle noticed a blue Telechron clock on the mantel
shelf and remarked. "What a charming little k '
“\es." said Mary, “it's a wedding prasent from Aunt
Fanny"
• A few days later uncle received a note from Mary
telling how the blue Telechron clock had disappeared the
very afternoon he was there; could he throw any light on it?
Uncle replied: “Diauf'Mary, look in Harold’s bed.
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