'I in i r 11 mi i n Wm — ! • n ‘ ' * \v -— The AGGIELAND 1 Service Station Wish To You All A - ,! 11 . Merry Christmas A^Rieland Service Station College 123 ' ( olleife Station : l A r • l T T Judge: “Well. Sam, your wife. Liquor again Sam: “No *ah. >dge I eee you're bark for fighting with ?" i; the licked me’‘din time.’’ • | A dinner guest in a Virginia home was telling his host haw to prepare ham that would be even better than the famous Virginia ham. Guest: “Place the kame in a deep pan and the firat day soak it in a bottle of rye whiskey and let H cook a while. The second day add a little Jamaica rum, and the third day j a bottle of port wine and the fourth day a bottle of Bourbon.** Host (turning to the colored cook I: “What do you think of that?" Negro Cook: “Ah don’t know ‘bout de ham, but it aho* r. — • CONVENIENT LOCATION r i I -Jl I ' | ; , ij • MODERN EQUtPME fT • PROMI*T. COURTEOUS SERVICE • RELIABLE • GOOD REPUTATION! •QUALITY WOI I . FOR HIGH • REASONABLE PRI We Want Your Qaod id An Well As eaners OVER EXCHANUE STORE JOEL ENGLIS H. Mgr. sounds like mighty fin* gravy.” ! il I yii j{ Mary (a bride) was showing uncle over their new home. “This is my room, uncle; you see we have twin beds, they are so much more hygienic. That*s Harold’s, this one is mine." The uncle noticed a blue Telechron clock on the mantel shelf and remarked. "What a charming little k ' “\es." said Mary, “it's a wedding prasent from Aunt Fanny" • A few days later uncle received a note from Mary telling how the blue Telechron clock had disappeared the very afternoon he was there; could he throw any light on it? Uncle replied: “Diauf'Mary, look in Harold’s bed. I;' 1 .# Kj AGGIES 1. T • k i We Wish You A • j Merry Christmas And A Happy, Successful New Year \: ■ : f ! ^ .* ifV * *, || :> j \. j s Mr >; i ] \ Mil I i'i • i 1 r T CAMPUS VARIETY STORE j i 1 i * We wiah U» take thij o;>;) irlunity to thank you for yaur | Miercu.; patron* age during the yearijand extend our good'wftiiica far a Christmas Vacation ; DKCKMHK114, 4 I • It, * ! l r _L* k r i • 't