The Battalion. (College Station, Tex.) 1893-current, November 14, 1934, Image 3
FI^QOT BASEMENT She: ‘Tm perfect." He: 'Tm practice/* —Kxchanjte The secret of the chicken we tf«*t in the mess hall has l>een <!incovere<i. It apjH»ars that the poultry de partment has for years been trying to develop a si>ecial breed of fowl for mess hall consumption. This past summer it finally developed what is technically known as foulus squadus or. more simply, the squad chicken. This animal has eijrht lejrs, eitfht necks and eitfht winjps. - A • • The rest of the ImmIv consists of bones and feathers. It hard to describe just what this creature looks like l>ecause it has never been seen alive. After its demise however, it is a very common sitfht and can be seen in the mess hall most any Sunday. It is rumored that the poultry department will attempt to cross a squad chicken with a centipede and develop a platoon chick- A Freshman: Sir. is the seat of the Pope filled through inheritance? (Silence) (More silence—then an outburst of vio lent laughter from the whole class at the expense of the unthinking freshman) Professor: (With expression of strained considera tion) —r4)f course—of course I will not Is* so conserva tive as to say that some Popes do not have children. DRS. LAWRENCE and Y<HtK ItontintM Offices: (Ireenwood Courts Brysn, Texas ■ GREENWOOD COURT Modern Tourist Quartern South Side Courthouse Bryan. Texas AT THE END OF A PERFECT SMOKE 4 L When you lay down your cigarette, pop a Life Saver on your tongue. These cooling rings of mint take away the bum and leave only the yearn . . . for another cigarette. THtlll YOU* TASTf WITH SPf A* O MINT LITE SAVERS.. .THFY’Hf NEW CAMPUS Shoe Shop ! ; ‘ - ' Offers you fine * Sa'm Kro\% ne Itelts, Dress and Field Roots— * All Made to Meas ure—at Ix>w Price -J. F. HOUCK & SONS North (Jate of t'ampus A—