FI^QOT BASEMENT
She: ‘Tm perfect."
He: 'Tm practice/*
—Kxchanjte
The secret of the chicken we tf«*t in the mess hall
has l>een <!incovere<i. It apjH»ars that the poultry de
partment has for years been trying to develop a si>ecial
breed of fowl for mess hall consumption. This past
summer it finally developed what is technically known
as foulus squadus or. more simply, the squad chicken.
This animal has eijrht lejrs, eitfht necks and eitfht winjps.
- A • •
The rest of the ImmIv consists of bones and feathers. It
hard to describe just what this creature looks like
l>ecause it has never been seen alive. After its demise
however, it is a very common sitfht and can be seen
in the mess hall most any Sunday. It is rumored that
the poultry department will attempt to cross a squad
chicken with a centipede and develop a platoon chick-
A Freshman: Sir. is the seat of the Pope filled
through inheritance?
(Silence) (More silence—then an outburst of vio
lent laughter from the whole class at the expense of
the unthinking freshman)
Professor: (With expression of strained considera
tion) —r4)f course—of course I will not Is* so conserva
tive as to say that some Popes do not have children.
DRS. LAWRENCE and
Y<HtK
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Offices: (Ireenwood Courts
Brysn, Texas
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GREENWOOD COURT
Modern Tourist Quartern
South Side Courthouse
Bryan. Texas
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When you lay down your cigarette,
pop a Life Saver on your tongue.
These cooling rings of mint take
away the bum and leave only the
yearn . . . for another cigarette.
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CAMPUS
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