The Battalion. (College Station, Tex.) 1893-current, April 18, 1934, Image 11
I The difference between a pessimist and an op timist is that a pessimist says all women are immoral and an optimist merely hopes so. —Buccaneer TEMPI'S FI GITS Every day now K<miK faster Speeds the time unto disaster, v\Vhen with pencil poised and stationed Over paper thickly rationed; Guided on by nervous fingers And a brain that sticks and lingers; y Setting down in hieroglyphic Thoughts that are not too prolific; Students write with little zest What is called the final test.* —Ski-U-Mah i y Some girls are not afraid of mice; other girls have pretty legs. - j ——Awgwan THE BATTALION Former—Say old man. can you let me have five .... Latter—No . . . Former— .... minutes of your time? Latter— .... trouble at all, old scout. —Notre Dame Juggler If gents could read What co-eds thought. There’d be mure dating Than there ought! — Maiteaser Girls when they went out to swim Once dressed like Mother Hubbard; Now they have a bolder whim. They dress more like her cupboard. —Witt Mother (to small child of eight years) ; Hush, dear, the sandman will soon be here. Child: O K. Mom. Gimme two lollypops and 1 won’t tell daddy. —Red Cat Then there’s the guy who became father of such f an ugly son that he went down to the zoo and started throwing rocks at the stork. —Medley // 'a / / The confirmed drunkard havi proceeds to lie in it. made his bed now