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About The Battalion. (College Station, Tex.) 1893-current | View Entire Issue (Jan. 18, 1933)
, • ‘ f If W *• * *• I I | , ' j ' . AINT NATURE WONDERFUL? The expectant father nervously paced up down ift the fu^er of the Maternity Ward. T1 the nurse came out. “Sir," she^ciid, “congratulations, you’re* the father of a nine^und boy!” The no-loiig£r-expectant father ! glanced at his watch and “That’s right. Just on time!” Five minuthtlater another nurse came out of ward and sAidJ “may I congratulate you? You now the fatlf^r of Twins. Another child was just born to yoiipwife.” Again he Ipcdted at his watch. “Isn’t nature Wonderful?” he;aiud. “Don’t you: want to see your wife?” queried- ;he nurse as he' turned to go. | j Aj | “No,” he r^flled^ “the next one isn’t due for an hour and fifWn minutes yet.” «t Nobody sees A big hole In a little ^ Girl’s stocking, \ Hut a little Hole in a big I Girl’s stocking ‘ Will start a | * Parade. ■ - t 'll •1 commemorating the event. She was yoking and pretty He was young and clever. They kii He w rote Agair^ thej ' The events»which occurred during their along the country foad were rich, rare and They Were* “You shout! be able to write a book now*,’ she whispere^l. • ! 1 ,.f Willy: “PaW, what is discretion?” Paw*: “Discretion is something that comes to a man w'hen he too old to benefit by it, son.” MJJi ■I'! If a fellow trieq; to kiss a woman and gets away with it, h f’s a man; if he tries and doesn’t t, hei a brute; if he doesn’t try □Id get away with it if he tried, ind: if he doesn’t try to kiss her with it if he did, he’s a get away with to kiss her nit he’s a coward; wouldn’ wise man. t gdt . !U * ].• , j L I s . \ I ! il L, I AKEN IDENTITY" ff l ' Sweet Youtig Thing (addressing A1 Smit^i, who is standing in front of the Empire £ta e Building, talking to Rascob and Ty Cobb) : “O i, Mr. Smith!' I’d like you to knew how hard; ! worked for j your election to the Presidency f< years ago." Al Smjth: Thank you, young lady. I tainly appreciate that." Sweet Younig Thing: “And I want you to know* how much I wanted you to win this timi. Now, don’t bou ihink I deserve a kiss ?” Al Smith: M Er—ah—you kiss her, Rascob.” Ty Cobb: "ty’ho* me?” —Kammer- Mary hkd a little skirt. And it was very tight. Who gives a damn For Mary’s lamb, With Mary’s calves in sight. Sign recently: over a business FIVE (ULS-NINETY-FIVE CENTS TRY ETHYL FIRST and we say. “Cheap enough, pal, cl enough!” . \ • / • ) r. ^ * < 1 : 'll V//, / J A V X l- : lost. / ‘t ’ .