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About The Battalion. (College Station, Tex.) 1893-current | View Entire Issue (Jan. 18, 1933)
10 M H 1 41 1- iT AFTER ME, ALOUD: A skunk sat on a stump. The stump thought the skunk stunk And the skunk thought the stump stunk. , i oh well, noh' try again.) • ** • '41 ’• • I : • * ruii i 1 L ' r i j ,1 ^ Stenog Number One: “Whenever I want a day off, my ^oaa will let me have it if I give him a kiss." Stenog Number Inro: “What happens when * you want a week’s vacation?” . 4 s : • r :< 1 * ^ S 'V' Question: “What makes you think that he was drunk ?” Anairtr: j “Well, I saw him put a pen% in the patrol pox on Elm Street, then look up at the church clock and shout: ‘Hell, I’she loshth four- * teen pounds*.*** TM ! / : I: IT* -I .1 i i l i ” * 1 % Wife: rThere is company at the door and we . are not through with dinner yet.” Scotchman: “Quick, grab a toothpick.” • /I ‘- I \lr /] * i : [ Saint Peter was interviewing the fair dam- ^sel at the pearly gate. *iBd you, while on earth,” he said, “indulge in nocking, petting, smoking, - drinking or dancing?” “Never,” she retorted emphatically. “Then why haven’t you reported sooner?” said Saint Peter. ”You’v0 been dead a long time.” THE BATTALION 1: John Smith proposed to me last night slapped his face. : Goodness; IWhy did you do that ? You should l ive felt honored. y 'Mabil: You don’t know what he proposed. ( L’ndf r Who is the man in the blue coat, dar- « hng? Groom: That's the umpire, dear. Bridi: Why does he wear that funny wire { thing dver his face? ; 1 ; Grooin: To keep frbm biting the ball players. Precious. \ 1 . Teacher: You bad boy! I wish I was your ^ mother for about twenty-four hours. Bad Boy: All right, teacher! I’ll speak to dad about it ahd maybe we can fix it up. ! : i Tli r ' ! • I “Havu you ever driven a car before?” asked the licensd clerk to the lady applicant. “A hundred and fifty thousand miles,” spoke up the husband, “and never had her hands on the steering wheel.” f 41 I: The saying is that heaven will protect the working girl, but Who will protect the guy she is working. I •I- •)' !• “Wish t'- like I need a Aao/* be another shipwreck. I feel >f salts.” hr' Rastus and Liza were roller-skating, when suddenly Lsa fell, but flopped over and came up again with remarkafM. agility. “Did you see how quick I recovered my equilibrium?” she asked. “You sko did,” Rastus answered, “almost be fore ah noticed it was uncovered.” Flapper niece: Do you always look under your bed before you say your prayers? Old Maki Aunt: No, darUnf, first I say my fers. »t I . i. L ■ 1 A\ Rip: How was that dame you had at the dance the other night? Van: Well, she wasi y, could she intermission! oh much of a dancer, but i <