The Battalion. (College Station, Tex.) 1893-current, December 17, 1930, Image 3

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He drank a toast to her eye*
so blue.
He drank a toast to her red
lips too.
He drank a toast to her flow
ing hair.
He drank.again and didn t
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He drank a toast to all hi*
friends.
And he coaid drink with the
best of men;
He drank once more and heav-
ed a siirti.
Then one more snort and he
was high.
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He drank a toast to his dear,
old school.
He drank to his old lady too;
He drank again and oar heart
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For that last drink had made
\ him drunk.
He took a drink to future days.
He drank a toast to ancient
ways.
He gulped one more for days of
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Then the drunken sot, he
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—Skipper.
. So your name it Tim Riley,
Any relation to Jim Riley?
Very distantly; I was the first
child and he was the eighteenth.
—Purple Parrot.
They had to carry Carrie to the
ferry;
The ferry carried Carrie to the
shore;
The reason that they had to car
ry Carrie,
Was that Carrie couldn’t car-
ryanymor.
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