THE BATTALION
CONFIDENTIAL LETTER
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effects of dope which she knew the
Doc would permeate into my system.
When the Doc arrived I was in a state
of complete resonance. He saw that
I was seriously short circuited and
placing a calorimeter on my chest,
he inserted a Venturi meter in my
ear and by rapid calculation from
Eular’s formula for thin columns, he
deduced that my impedence was I'ap-
idly approaching an ambient state.
To neutralize this he dissolved a
couple of cissoids in a pint of carbo
hydrate according to Carter’s co-ef
cited his ballistics and fie responded
with a belomefcer. I expanded from
the bed according to Boyle*s lav? and
in falling sprained my ankle on a
hook guage which I had tied to the
center of gravity, and my radius of
gyration was thrown out of synchro
nism and I passed into a state of
complete saturation.
—C. V. ELLIS.
SHORT SKIRTS
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ed:
“I feel manaclad in long skirts. I
couldn’t run in them. Wearing them,
ficient for the expansion of a uni- how could I get to school on time ?
formly loaded beam. By means of a
Tirrill regulator, Ir; giajve me a
strong hyperbolic injection of this
colloid and I immediately felt my in
ductance rising above the maximum
stress. When I endeavored to speak
he stopped my mouth with a bench
mark and fastened me to the bed
Catherine Angus, president of the
dance club, wanted to know:
“How could I wear a long dress
swooping out of a raccoon coat ?
The several reasons given by the
girls favoring short skirts were:
Greater freedom and comfort,
chance to display legs, look better,
more economical, psychological ef
with a transverse bent. I pulled a
Young’s Modulus from under my pii- feet on wearer.
low and struck him with it. He de- ! Reascms given by those favoring
scribed a dedendum circle through | the long skirts were:
the atmosphere and accelerated to ! Femininity, vogue, slenderizing,
the floor which he struck with a emphasize individuality, old-fashion-
force of an inelastic body. This ex- ed, “father’s in the clothing line.”
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learns that his boy has just earned a grade of 94
in “Feeds and Feeding”... that he has just
picked up an inside pointer on the curing of
alfalfa. . .that he has just the most lovely new
girl... and finally, at the close... “tell Dad to
remember me to the cows that sent me to
college.” This good-natured remark probably
takes Dad back to the last words he said to Son
the day he left, “Boy, it’s the cows, not me, that
are sending you to college.”
Son will bring many new things back home.
Among them, of course, will be new pointers on
ways of feeding. He will know why Cow Chow
is such a good feed, though Dad long ago learned
the thing he wanted to know about Cow Chow
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learned by giving Cow Chow the severest test
known...the test of actual feeding. What he
discovered can best be told by reprinting in
part a recent news item which read : “A national
survey of 323,801 cows, fed all sorts of feeds,
reveals that Purina Cow Chow produces one
extra quart of milk per cow daily at no extra
cost.” That’s enough to send hundreds of Sons
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