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About The Battalion. (College Station, Tex.) 1893-current | View Entire Issue (Feb. 5, 1930)
THE BATTALION CONFIDENTIAL LETTER (Continued from Page 5) effects of dope which she knew the Doc would permeate into my system. When the Doc arrived I was in a state of complete resonance. He saw that I was seriously short circuited and placing a calorimeter on my chest, he inserted a Venturi meter in my ear and by rapid calculation from Eular’s formula for thin columns, he deduced that my impedence was I'ap- idly approaching an ambient state. To neutralize this he dissolved a couple of cissoids in a pint of carbo hydrate according to Carter’s co-ef cited his ballistics and fie responded with a belomefcer. I expanded from the bed according to Boyle*s lav? and in falling sprained my ankle on a hook guage which I had tied to the center of gravity, and my radius of gyration was thrown out of synchro nism and I passed into a state of complete saturation. —C. V. ELLIS. SHORT SKIRTS (Continued from Page 7) ed: “I feel manaclad in long skirts. I couldn’t run in them. Wearing them, ficient for the expansion of a uni- how could I get to school on time ? formly loaded beam. By means of a Tirrill regulator, Ir; giajve me a strong hyperbolic injection of this colloid and I immediately felt my in ductance rising above the maximum stress. When I endeavored to speak he stopped my mouth with a bench mark and fastened me to the bed Catherine Angus, president of the dance club, wanted to know: “How could I wear a long dress swooping out of a raccoon coat ? The several reasons given by the girls favoring short skirts were: Greater freedom and comfort, chance to display legs, look better, more economical, psychological ef with a transverse bent. I pulled a Young’s Modulus from under my pii- feet on wearer. low and struck him with it. He de- ! Reascms given by those favoring scribed a dedendum circle through | the long skirts were: the atmosphere and accelerated to ! Femininity, vogue, slenderizing, the floor which he struck with a emphasize individuality, old-fashion- force of an inelastic body. This ex- ed, “father’s in the clothing line.” You Can Get the Best Military Clothing Stationery Drawing Material and Toilet Articles at the The Official Store of the College »<$> ><» X > ><§> »«> ><> >< > »<§> >><§• >4> s>4> !>< < ►< < h < > < > «>■ < > < ► 4 <>•» < >4 < M > < M > < < ►< ► COLUMBIA, VICTOR AND BRUNSWICK TALKING MACHINES AND RECORDS—ATWATER-KENT, EDISON AND VICTOR RADIOS HASWELL’S BOOK STORE XM daJ yyL&. c^ccrC 'ryi£' OcXXXtjjZ- . LETTER from Son ! As Mother reads, Dad learns that his boy has just earned a grade of 94 in “Feeds and Feeding”... that he has just picked up an inside pointer on the curing of alfalfa. . .that he has just the most lovely new girl... and finally, at the close... “tell Dad to remember me to the cows that sent me to college.” This good-natured remark probably takes Dad back to the last words he said to Son the day he left, “Boy, it’s the cows, not me, that are sending you to college.” Son will bring many new things back home. Among them, of course, will be new pointers on ways of feeding. He will know why Cow Chow is such a good feed, though Dad long ago learned the thing he wanted to know about Cow Chow ...simply that it’s just good feed! This he learned by giving Cow Chow the severest test known...the test of actual feeding. What he discovered can best be told by reprinting in part a recent news item which read : “A national survey of 323,801 cows, fed all sorts of feeds, reveals that Purina Cow Chow produces one extra quart of milk per cow daily at no extra cost.” That’s enough to send hundreds of Sons to college! AGGIELAND BARBER SHOP TRY US FOR REAL SERVICE We appreciate any part of your business. (Next Door to Aggieland Drug Store JEl. . X AT" AU I VjSRgp m RED FOX ATHLETIC CLOTHING MADE IN THE SOUTH FOR SOUTHERN PLAYERS Used by most of the Universities, Colleges and High Schools in Texas. Cullum & Boren Co. DALLAS, TEXAS