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- . . the Lee Morse habit. She insinuates her way so pleasantly into
a place among the few things you like very much.
So you’ll he glad to learn that her newest record—Columbia, of
course—has been released, and that it bolds the pep, appeal aud fine
melody you always expect from this charming croonstress.
Hear it today, and these running-mates, too . . .
Record No. 2063-D, 10-inch, 75c
A Little Kiss Each Morning (A Little Kiss \
At Night) (from Motion Picture “The | Vocals
Vagabond Lover”)
I Love You, Relieve Me, I Love You (The
Dream of My Heart) (from Motion Picture
“The Vagabond Lover”) /
Record No. 2G62-D, lO-inch, 75c
Have a Little Faith in Me (from ) p ox Trots
Motion Picture “Spring Is Here”) I T . , ,
Crying for the Carolines (from > Guy Lombardo and His
Motion Picture “Spring Is Here”) ) R °y al Canadians
Record No. 2064-D, 10-inch, 75c
(With You) Where you Are \ Fox Trots
Just Think of Me Sometime / Will Osborne and His Orchestra
Lee Morse and Her
Blue Grass Boys
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Did You Know
The river systems of the world car
ry to the oceans about 6,500 cubic
miles of water each year?
The damage done by a lone white
wolf in Montana has been estimated
to be over $8,000.00 ? He has not
been captured yet.
Sea water contains about 1,500
tons of solid matter per cubic mile?
The Westinghouse plant at Sche
nectady, N. Y., has a floor space of
over 22 1-2 million square feet?
The skeleton of a shark is not
bone, but gristle ?
There are 600 varieties of seaweed
in Japan?
The tallest elephant konwn was 11
feet, 4 inches in height?
The largest volcano known, in
Haleakala, Hawaii, has a crater 20
miles in circumference ?
“The music you hear in the Mess
Hall every day is furnished by rec
ords from Ye Music Shoppe at Room
9 Foster?”
SLANTS /
Once in a blue moon, one finds a
prof that will conduct a normal in
formal, interesting class and while do
ing it teaches you the art of keeping
awake in class and of becoming a
modern Demosthenes. In addition to
this, without hurting your touchous
little feelings, he razzes you and
floats you out higher than a cork
er the Roosevelt dam. If you ever
have the last word, in a battle of
wits with him, consider yourself very
intelligent—as well as lucky for it
has never been done yet. And if he
is inclined to make merry at the ex
pense of the editor-in-chief of the
Battalion it is not because he doesn’t
like him but merely because he wants
the latter to take a different attitude
towards life and the Art of Making a
Public Speech. It is needless to say
that ye editor does not squirm in his
seat when razzed but makes a wise
crack (or psychological retort) for
everything that is said to him. It is
an amusing game.
So when you have finished practi
cally all of your major engineering
work and all of your dry, uninter
esting courses sign up for one that
will give you a kick. If you don’t say
at the end of the term with all of
the others, that you enjoyed it you
will be without a sense of humor and
something is evidently wrong with
your otherwise perfect constitution.
If you stutter or if you can’t stand
being laughed at or if your knees
play Old Black Joe with each other
when you speak before an audience,
be sure that you take this course, for,
after three months of this man’s tu
toring you could tell the dizzy-eyed
world just what it looked like.
* * *
We are a merciless corps of cadets.
We are inclined to laugh at • the
other fellow’s misfortunes and the
only time we smile is when someone
else has received the raw end of the
deal. We laugh out loud when the
“roomit” loses his best girl and ache
all over when we lose ours. We are
in the best of humor when the oth
er man is floating in a sea of wa
ter in his bed and wake up all our
neighbors when we have to do a lit
tle swimming all of our own. We grin
from ear to ear when a Sbisa bun
hits another Aggie in the face and
howl like a coyote when it hits us a
few minutes later—and then throw
more bread. It’s a great life.
No one enjoyed the ice covered
ground more than the Aggies. And
the falls of the others were a cause
for much amusement. Some even
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ROBISON CRUSOE LIVED A
LONELY LIFE
How a photograph would have cheered him.
Is your sweetheart a Robison Crusoe ? She will
appreciate a photograph of yourself and no
doubt you have other friends who will like one
also. Made from your Lorghorn negative or
new.
JST7TT33XO
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AT IO-2 CxM4 O'CLOCK
Go throw a Dr. Pepper party
and see how much "it” you’ll
have. There’s no less expensive
nor more enjoyable way to
be a sport. Frails fall for it.
929— DR. PEPPER CO.. DALLAS