THE BATTALION S •!» -> + ❖ 4= •J* 4* «£• * 4» 4* 1 t .Ps so easy TO COET THE HABIT - . . the Lee Morse habit. She insinuates her way so pleasantly into a place among the few things you like very much. So you’ll he glad to learn that her newest record—Columbia, of course—has been released, and that it bolds the pep, appeal aud fine melody you always expect from this charming croonstress. Hear it today, and these running-mates, too . . . Record No. 2063-D, 10-inch, 75c A Little Kiss Each Morning (A Little Kiss \ At Night) (from Motion Picture “The | Vocals Vagabond Lover”) I Love You, Relieve Me, I Love You (The Dream of My Heart) (from Motion Picture “The Vagabond Lover”) / Record No. 2G62-D, lO-inch, 75c Have a Little Faith in Me (from ) p ox Trots Motion Picture “Spring Is Here”) I T . , , Crying for the Carolines (from > Guy Lombardo and His Motion Picture “Spring Is Here”) ) R °y al Canadians Record No. 2064-D, 10-inch, 75c (With You) Where you Are \ Fox Trots Just Think of Me Sometime / Will Osborne and His Orchestra Lee Morse and Her Blue Grass Boys 6 Magic Columbia Viva " tonal Recording - Records “xmw „ PROCESS Reg. US. Pat. Oft The Records without Scratch t v "s' V t Did You Know The river systems of the world car ry to the oceans about 6,500 cubic miles of water each year? The damage done by a lone white wolf in Montana has been estimated to be over $8,000.00 ? He has not been captured yet. Sea water contains about 1,500 tons of solid matter per cubic mile? The Westinghouse plant at Sche nectady, N. Y., has a floor space of over 22 1-2 million square feet? The skeleton of a shark is not bone, but gristle ? There are 600 varieties of seaweed in Japan? The tallest elephant konwn was 11 feet, 4 inches in height? The largest volcano known, in Haleakala, Hawaii, has a crater 20 miles in circumference ? “The music you hear in the Mess Hall every day is furnished by rec ords from Ye Music Shoppe at Room 9 Foster?” SLANTS / Once in a blue moon, one finds a prof that will conduct a normal in formal, interesting class and while do ing it teaches you the art of keeping awake in class and of becoming a modern Demosthenes. In addition to this, without hurting your touchous little feelings, he razzes you and floats you out higher than a cork er the Roosevelt dam. If you ever have the last word, in a battle of wits with him, consider yourself very intelligent—as well as lucky for it has never been done yet. And if he is inclined to make merry at the ex pense of the editor-in-chief of the Battalion it is not because he doesn’t like him but merely because he wants the latter to take a different attitude towards life and the Art of Making a Public Speech. It is needless to say that ye editor does not squirm in his seat when razzed but makes a wise crack (or psychological retort) for everything that is said to him. It is an amusing game. So when you have finished practi cally all of your major engineering work and all of your dry, uninter esting courses sign up for one that will give you a kick. If you don’t say at the end of the term with all of the others, that you enjoyed it you will be without a sense of humor and something is evidently wrong with your otherwise perfect constitution. If you stutter or if you can’t stand being laughed at or if your knees play Old Black Joe with each other when you speak before an audience, be sure that you take this course, for, after three months of this man’s tu toring you could tell the dizzy-eyed world just what it looked like. * * * We are a merciless corps of cadets. We are inclined to laugh at • the other fellow’s misfortunes and the only time we smile is when someone else has received the raw end of the deal. We laugh out loud when the “roomit” loses his best girl and ache all over when we lose ours. We are in the best of humor when the oth er man is floating in a sea of wa ter in his bed and wake up all our neighbors when we have to do a lit tle swimming all of our own. We grin from ear to ear when a Sbisa bun hits another Aggie in the face and howl like a coyote when it hits us a few minutes later—and then throw more bread. It’s a great life. No one enjoyed the ice covered ground more than the Aggies. And the falls of the others were a cause for much amusement. Some even (Continued on Page 9) ROBISON CRUSOE LIVED A LONELY LIFE How a photograph would have cheered him. Is your sweetheart a Robison Crusoe ? She will appreciate a photograph of yourself and no doubt you have other friends who will like one also. Made from your Lorghorn negative or new. JST7TT33XO & AT IO-2 CxM4 O'CLOCK Go throw a Dr. Pepper party and see how much "it” you’ll have. There’s no less expensive nor more enjoyable way to be a sport. Frails fall for it. 929— DR. PEPPER CO.. DALLAS