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What "Wouldn’t I Do For That Man!
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comes in: Willie, in a moment of
weakness, imbibed too freely of a
potent liquid and while at the cele
bration became unmanageable. In
cidentally, an ossifer of the law saw
This is the story of a boy that
liked carnivals—who went tjo a
carnival—and met his Waterloo at
a carnival. (The repetition is purely
for the purpose of emphasis, I as
sure you.)
Now Little Willie Jones was a
bright young chap who spent his
cradle days in the thriving city of
Possum Center. When he had reached
the age of being able to think for
himself, he saw the advantages of
a college education so he ups and
enters Texas A. and M. Collitch one
day. He was sincere in his belief
that here was a place where he could
find out just how the horse bit
the turnip. He did—although it took
him four year (nearly) to do it but
he made a grand success of it.
Willie wasn’t much of a fellow for
getting boistrous and losing con
trol of himself but every now and
then when he was heavily burdened
with a load of care he would turn
to the brown jug for comfort. That
was Willie’s first mistake—but not
his only one. Little Will joined the
army of his school and stayed in it
until he was caught thumbing his
nose at an officer one morning and
then he was turned over to the Gold-
brickers Association for repair work.
Here he enjoyed life for a brief
period and had a grand time spin
ning trays with one finger to wor
ry Sergeant King.
Came the dawn—and with it a
carnival. All the king’s horses could
not have kept our hero from at
tending. Here’s where the sad part
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him and, as a result of this, Will
spent the night in the jailhouse. He
was released the following morning
and sent back to school with a big
stick of peppermint candy.
Epitaph: Willie was given his
“walking papers” that same day and
he journeyed back to Possum Trot
where he became an expert milk
maid in his father’s dairy. Another
good man gone wrong.
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Not being like Will Rogers I can’t
say that “all I know is what I read
in the newspapers.” But I do read
them, when I have the necessary
nickel to buy one, and usually find
something that is worth the money.
All of you “palpitating papas” lis
ten carefully while I tell you some
thing that will give you prospective
Romeos two weeks of sleepless
nights. This was found in one of
our leading daily papers under the
title: “Shieks to Wear Less than
Girls.” To those of you who have
been wondering what the well-dress
ed man will wear next season, the
following is dedicated.
“The shiek of 1930 will outdo
the peacock and the rainbow. In
other words Solomon in all his glory,
was never arrayed like man will
show next summer.
Apparel for mere man next sum
mer will be flimsier and flashier
than ever dared by his flapper sister.
In fact, his working garb could be
packed into his vest pocket—if he
wore a vest. But, the vest is passe.
Silk shirts will be back. They will
be collarless and sleeveless and open
at the front to display the manly
chest and will flow in graceful lines
outside the trousers, rather “pan-
ties” because the 1930 style out
laws trousers. Shoes? Pumps? No!
no! Man will wear rolled socks and
sandals.
Now comes the —well, you name
it. Man’s undergarments will oat-
strip or outskimp the flapper. He
will indulge in all the unmention
ables that have caused him to en
vy woman for years and years. His
color ensemble will outdo that of
woman and the male will be decked
out in the loudest color scheme that
can be devised.”
There you are, brethren, there you
are. Found my text in the thirteenth
chapter of “The Green Hat.” How
many of you fainted ? Anyway, if
you start throwing bricks on ac
count of this, don’t throw any my
way.
STOCK JUDGING
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sity, Ames, and the University of
Illinois at Urbana, and from there
will go to the International Live
stock Contest to compete for the
new trophy. The Aggies won the
old trophy, a bronze bull, twice
when it was won for the third time
by Oklahoma, who now has it per
manently. The new trophy will like
wise have to be won three times
for permanent possession.
Monday night the Saddle and Sir
loin Club honored the team with a
banquet and rousing send-off. Funds
for financing the trip were raised
by the club at their recent rodeo
and pageant.